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(USA Today)   Put the knife down, Dexter. No, it's not time yet. You have to wait. Just....wait   (usatoday.com) divider line 176
    More: Obvious, Justin Bieber, Miami, stabs, miami area  
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2014-01-23 09:12:28 AM  
DEE-DEE, GET OUT OF MY LA-BOR-A-TORY!
 
2014-01-23 09:18:03 AM  
Did he forget to bring a black guy with him this time?
 
2014-01-23 09:25:55 AM  
Around here, get a DUI as a minor and you lose your license for a LONG time.
 
2014-01-23 09:27:06 AM  

BizarreMan: Around here, get a DUI as a minor an underage driver and you lose your license for a LONG time.

 
2014-01-23 09:28:44 AM  
The reasons these little bastards like Bieber and Lohan do this stuff is because they get to walk through with little to no consequence.  If you or I blocked a street, got busted for drag racing, while driving under the influence without a valid license, all while underage, we'd still be in jail.  This little prick gets a police escort.
 
2014-01-23 09:34:11 AM  
He's Canadian.  Deport him.
 
2014-01-23 09:41:30 AM  

gnosis301: DEE-DEE, GET OUT OF MY LA-BOR-A-TORY!


Wrong Dex.
 
2014-01-23 09:45:59 AM  
209.160.28.41
 
2014-01-23 09:49:41 AM  
memeshare.net
 
2014-01-23 09:57:54 AM  
lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.
 
2014-01-23 10:22:16 AM  
Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months
 
2014-01-23 10:23:15 AM  
What a little coont.
 
2014-01-23 10:27:24 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months


One can only hope. The idea of having to wait until he joins the 27 club gives me hives.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 10:27:41 AM  
asshole.  really.. remove him from the national news.
 
2014-01-23 10:28:13 AM  

devildog123: The reasons these little bastards like Bieber and Lohan do this stuff is because they get to walk through with little to no consequence.  If you or I blocked a street, got busted for drag racing, while driving under the influence without a valid license, all while underage, we'd still be in jail.  This little prick gets a police escort.


Hey, he's just suffering from affluenza.
 
2014-01-23 10:28:34 AM  
Do lots of drugs, Bieber.  All the drugs.  Especially meth and bath salts I hear those are great.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 10:28:49 AM  

shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

 
2014-01-23 10:28:52 AM  
After his arrest, Bieber admitted to drinking, taking prescription medications and smoking pot, Miami Beach Police Chief  told the.......

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
 
2014-01-23 10:29:29 AM  
Subby...you need a life. He's a celeb. How the f*ck does this impact your life?

People act weird around celebs. More news at 11:00
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 10:30:52 AM  

nunyadang: After his arrest, Bieber admitted to drinking, taking prescription medications and smoking pot, Miami Beach Police Chief  told the.......

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT


d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

 
2014-01-23 10:31:19 AM  

lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.


Please don't.
 
2014-01-23 10:31:31 AM  
i1168.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 10:31:32 AM  
ladies and gentlemen...we got him.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 10:31:41 AM  

nunyadang: After his arrest, Bieber admitted to drinking, taking prescription medications and smoking pot, Miami Beach Police Chief  told the.......

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT


and please, don't sing.
 
2014-01-23 10:31:46 AM  
cdn.frontpagemag.com
 
2014-01-23 10:33:37 AM  
Eh, he'll walk from this with no consequences. They usually do.
 
2014-01-23 10:34:44 AM  
And when they searched his house in relation to egging his neighbors house, they found drugs, so the cops are going to pay a visit again with another warrent for drugs.

/he's farked
 
2014-01-23 10:35:21 AM  

RoxtarRyan: Eh, he'll walk from this with no consequences. They usually do.


I'm not sure about that.
/holding out hope
 
2014-01-23 10:35:26 AM  
Hope he doesn't get shanked or raped in jail... that'd be horrible... *rolls eyes*
 
2014-01-23 10:36:37 AM  

ristst: [i1168.photobucket.com image 529x269]


Well you can tell everybody I'm the man
 
2014-01-23 10:37:03 AM  
PLEASE convict him of a drug crime or two. Even if he gets a short (or no) sentence, USCIS can deport his azz.

http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/grounds-deportability-when-le ga l-us-residents-can-be-removed.html
 
2014-01-23 10:37:07 AM  
PMITA prison.
 
2014-01-23 10:38:20 AM  

d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.


After he's done his stretch? I have no problem with this.

BIL not allowed into Canuckistan owing to DUI twenty-some years ago. Wonder if we have similar policy.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 10:38:38 AM  

Huntceet: PMITA prison.


It's the perfect timing to bring that Fark Meme back into common use.
 
2014-01-23 10:39:24 AM  
Where are Crockett and Tubbs when we need them?
 
2014-01-23 10:40:26 AM  

lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.


Request denied! You keep him.
 
2014-01-23 10:40:40 AM  
But we he like Baby, baby, baby?
 
2014-01-23 10:41:46 AM  
Bullsh*t.  Every time Dexter waits, he gets f*cked over and someone he loves dies.  This time, kill the f*cker immediately.
 
2014-01-23 10:43:00 AM  
Since DUI is a felony in Canada, hopefully Canada finds a way to consider him a felon henceforth...
 
2014-01-23 10:43:04 AM  
bad-boy pop star??

Really?! I thought most people viewed him as a "bad boy" in the same way a little kid wearing his dad's clothes is an adult.
 
2014-01-23 10:44:07 AM  
This is his post-hook-shot-i'm-so-badass face

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-23 10:44:43 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months


But I heard from other farkers 2 months ago that will be Miley Cyrus
 
2014-01-23 10:45:22 AM  

shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

 
2014-01-23 10:45:48 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: bad-boy pop star??

Really?! I thought most people viewed him as a "bad boy" in the same way a little kid wearing his dad's clothes is an adult.


That's why he's acting out, if he goes to jail and comes out all hard he can maybe add a couple of years to his pathetic career.
 
2014-01-23 10:47:22 AM  
Can't this kid catch a stray bullet or something? Get out of the farking news.

I'd be ok with some lead poisoning for his "fans," too.
 
2014-01-23 10:47:59 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months

But I heard from other farkers 2 months ago that will be Miley Cyrus


She seems stable next to him. At least she stays in and just smokes weed and drops molly.
 
2014-01-23 10:49:03 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

His mom's got a bit of a milfy look about her. But that vag pushed out the Bieber.
 
2014-01-23 10:49:57 AM  
i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal
 
2014-01-23 10:52:09 AM  

Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal


What makes you say that driving a lambo really fast, drinking, and doing drugs are not normal for a 19 year old male?  If I could have afforded to do those things at 19 I would have done them.
 
2014-01-23 10:52:20 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months

But I heard from other farkers 2 months ago that will be Miley Cyrus


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