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(Some Guy)   Japanese Error Haiku's   (asianjoke.com) divider line 106
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7039 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Dec 2001 at 1:17 PM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2001-12-07 01:21:24 PM  
todays posts suck
they force me to work
must photoshop soon

-Rabb
 
Kas
2001-12-07 01:22:47 PM  
I think I saw these
Over 5 long years ago
They were funny then
 
2001-12-07 01:23:33 PM  
good lord, enough pop ups on that link?
 
2001-12-07 01:25:51 PM  
Obligatory
Simpsons TV reference
The worst post ever
 
2001-12-07 01:31:57 PM  
those were cool
 
2001-12-07 01:32:14 PM  
#2 isn't even a real haiku

5-7-5

It doesn't work
 
2001-12-07 01:35:59 PM  
'Amusing' tag lies.
Typical farker complains:
"Change tag to 'stupid'."
 
2001-12-07 01:42:29 PM  
um um um um um
um um um um um um um
um um um um lame
 
2001-12-07 01:43:40 PM  
Thank you Cohen, now THAT's a haiku!
 
2001-12-07 01:45:23 PM  
bollocks-y bollocks
what a pile of shiate that was
bollocks-y bollocks
 
2001-12-07 01:48:06 PM  
I searched and I searched
For Christopher Walken here
Only found Haiku
 
2001-12-07 01:48:52 PM  
so much porn, I like
naked teens cavort for me
oops, no more job, damn
 
2001-12-07 01:49:34 PM  
cohen hates whiners.
especially about tags.
isn't it 'ironic'?
 
2001-12-07 01:50:46 PM  
Don't you think
 
2001-12-07 01:56:39 PM  
Wasted time of my life.
Someone owes me two minutes.
That web site really sucked.
- - - - - - - - - -
I can not believe.
Someone thought it was "amusing" shiat.
Good enough to post here.
- - - - - - - - - -
Wasted time of my life.
Yet Drew approved the posting.
What the hell went wrong.
 
2001-12-07 01:58:15 PM  
Whine? Complain, do you?
Could have upped the E-bay bid.
Rule Fark, you posers.
 
Rei
2001-12-07 02:00:56 PM  
If they're for Japanese computers, they'd be in Japanese, and not be 5-7-5 in English.

The Japanese language is structured very differently. You may find that to express one meaning, it takes far less words in japanese, and another, far more. Things like no future tense, but varying probability tenses can really change things up, as an example ;)
 
2001-12-07 02:04:15 PM  
rei types lots of words
but the syllables don't work
i can't understand
 
2001-12-07 02:06:27 PM  
the really funny thing is that if you translate a(n) haiku from Japanese to English, you get a limerick

ba-dum-dum (crash!)
 
2001-12-07 02:09:31 PM  
I am we todd it
I am falking we todd it
I like big boobies

-Rabb
 
bug
2001-12-07 02:10:40 PM  
Watched movie FARGO.
want to find the hidden loot.
die from exposure
 
2001-12-07 02:10:42 PM  
For Farkers to complain
About things they view for free
confuses funky

But I agree about the popups splash
 
SVX
2001-12-07 02:11:18 PM  
Pop-ups burn in hell
Bandwidth sucking demon spawn
France surrenders now
 
2001-12-07 02:13:48 PM  

With searching comes loss

and the presence of absence:

"My Novel" not found.


Hey, this sounds familiar....

 
Rei
2001-12-07 02:16:20 PM  
Cohen:

rei ga man go o kaku
demo onsetsu ga tsutomaru nai
wakanai yo

(see what I mean?)
(rough attempt, I probably messed up some ;) ).
 
2001-12-07 02:19:03 PM  
Bass555: You mean a "rimerick?"
 
2001-12-07 02:21:12 PM  
I can translate this:

Oh Man Wah Tahn Ah Siam.

Chinese for Jagoff
 
2001-12-07 02:26:19 PM  
Man drills for waterh
hits natural gas pocket
sends up a big flame.
 
2001-12-07 02:31:17 PM  
Man refits kitchen!
Finds a 40 foot mineshaft,
under wobbly floor.

(Please... shoot me...)
 
2001-12-07 02:33:39 PM  
Prisoners protest!
Their bacon and eggs are nixed.
they say they're "starving".

(God.. make it stop!)
 
2001-12-07 02:35:35 PM  
The crane eats fish and sings,

while the rock sits in the sun

and wishes he had wings.
 
Dza
2001-12-07 02:36:59 PM  
This site was posted?
It seems that the terrorists
Have already won.

Nobody put it yet...
 
bug
2001-12-07 02:39:33 PM  
Mercury likes pics
doesn't like illustrations
he's way too anal
 
2001-12-07 02:41:13 PM  
LOL @ Bug
 
2001-12-07 02:42:24 PM  
Dead bunnies in my soup
Waiter apologizes
I get free salad
 
2001-12-07 02:50:18 PM  
Fark keeps me laughing
Fb- is the Anti-Christ
Now France surrenders
 
bug
2001-12-07 02:51:45 PM  
you can pick your friends
you can even pick your nose
please pick your friend's nose
 
2001-12-07 02:54:23 PM  
Limerick, Maine man
Disappointed by haiku
Commits Seppuku.
---------------------
Gray Ninja examines
Sad, inferior haiku--
Disgraceful attempt!
 
2001-12-07 02:56:26 PM  
France Surrenders, and
"Guess who" has already won.
FB's the father!
 
2001-12-07 02:58:34 PM  
Drew man, what the fark
This crap is like five years old
No more beer for you
 
2001-12-07 03:01:35 PM  
Damn I hate haiku
I dont know when this started
But it better stop
 
2001-12-07 03:02:42 PM  
friday afternoon
no work to do so I fark
God damn, I am bored
 
bug
2001-12-07 03:05:37 PM  
Japanese porn girl
Shinobu Hosokawa
yummy piece of ass
 
2001-12-07 03:05:52 PM  
my job really sucks.
our corporate logo is
a big red sphincter.


[image from lucent.com too old to be available]
 
2001-12-07 03:08:53 PM  
lol Cohen, I am in Denver with Avaya and haven't heard that in a while, bravo

-Rabb
 
2001-12-07 03:13:06 PM  
I do hate it when
Attributions are lost with
The passage of time

Salon.com was
The original source for
The link that was shown

http://www.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html
 
2001-12-07 03:13:14 PM  
Yes I hate pop-ups
Haikus not funny either
whoever posted, suck me
 
2001-12-07 03:14:52 PM  
Pop-ups are cyber-terrorism. If the shiatty links are going to be posted, they should have a pop-up warning label on them. Am I the only one that thinks this whole "The terrorists have already won" crap is getting old? I'm brand new to this site, but I've seen that so many times already it's rediculous. I hope it is a fleeting idea.
 
bug
2001-12-07 03:21:35 PM  
Icehouse is off-topic
please conform now or we'll have
to bust your balls punk!
 
2001-12-07 03:25:13 PM  
nothing gets old here.
newbie icehouse should conform.
don't make walken mad.
 
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