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(Chicago Trib)   Woman was so high on crack and heroin that she forgot her alligator at Chicago O'Hare. Meh, could happen to anyone   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 14
    More: Dumbass, Chicago O'Hare, Chicago, woman charged, Oakbrook Terrace  
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2014-01-23 09:16:57 AM  
LAUGHTER OL this is the non-story for the reason upon which I will give to you. I believe this is something which everyone has the knowledge of but the alligators do not wish for riding the escalators. It is the phobia upon which all of the alligators have possession of. Scientists are not of knowledge for reasons of this but one of the speculations is that the alligator has fear that the lower mouthing part of this will get stuck at the top or the bottom such as if it was the little dust pan on the stick. So that is why it did the hiding in the area of this.
 
2014-01-23 09:53:46 AM  
Yeah, you really don't want to leave alligators in Chicago, because this kind of thing happens:

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2014-01-23 10:10:21 AM  
Poor Alexis.  Crack, heroin, and some pills.  I'm no junky but if I wanted to get high, I'd probably use them separately.  If I were some weird self destructive person who probably just wants to die, I'd take all three and leave an alligator in an airport.
 
2014-01-23 10:14:51 AM  
Them highballs will get you every time.
 
2014-01-23 10:16:23 AM  
What's her Fark handle?

/Nah.  To be a Farker, she'd have to have been nekkid, too.
 
2014-01-23 10:21:58 AM  
damn! just happened to me last week!
 
2014-01-23 10:25:32 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-23 10:27:22 AM  
www.funnysign.com
 
2014-01-23 10:27:44 AM  
That's how it happens.  You leave an alligator at O'hare and someone else leaves and alligator at O'hare. Pretty soon, you can't use the lower concourse because there's too many alligators down there.

And you really don't want to get behind one of them at the security checkpoints.  They move so slow.  NTTATWWT
 
2014-01-23 10:29:07 AM  
Who let the Bride of Frankenstein fly unsupervised?
 
2014-01-23 11:30:20 AM  
"Alexis T. Prokopchuk, 29, of the 17400 block of West Eisenhower Road..."

They stopped just short of giving her SSN.
 
2014-01-23 11:41:33 AM  
th02.deviantart.net
 
2014-01-23 12:46:15 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Poor Alexis.  Crack, heroin, and some pills.  I'm no junky but if I wanted to get high, I'd probably use them separately.  If I were some weird self destructive person who probably just wants to die, I'd take all three and leave an alligator in an airport.


She was probably just really afraid of flying, and the alligator was her service animal for her trauma. Some people are so judgmental.
 
2014-01-23 03:32:08 PM  
This sounds like he beginning to a SciFi Channel movie.
 
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