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(Stuff.co.nz)   TV reporter forgets to turn off his mic in the bathroom, viewers get the streaming audio   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 45
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3651 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Jan 2014 at 10:51 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-23 09:22:43 AM  
Frank Drebin already did that bit.
 
2014-01-23 09:30:00 AM  
Done in one...
 
2014-01-23 09:35:56 AM  

Mugato: Frank Drebin already did that bit.


Now with video goodness
 
2014-01-23 09:42:56 AM  

Tom_Slick: Mugato: Frank Drebin already did that bit.

Now with video goodness


Heh, thanks. I'm too lazy.
 
2014-01-23 10:58:41 AM  
Did he also assault someone with a concrete dildo?
 
2014-01-23 11:02:36 AM  

Mugato: Tom_Slick: Mugato: Frank Drebin already did that bit.

Now with video goodness

Heh, thanks. I'm too lazy.


Don't lie, you wanted to be Boobieser
 
2014-01-23 11:05:50 AM  
Surely, it was unintentional.
 
2014-01-23 11:07:33 AM  
Fappin to the weather babe?
 
2014-01-23 11:07:38 AM  

milowitz: Did he also assault someone with a concrete dildo?


-When I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
-That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!
 
2014-01-23 11:18:10 AM  

labman: Done in one...


You are an idiot.
 
2014-01-23 11:21:31 AM  

Disgruntled Goat: labman: Done in one...

You are an idiot.


Thread over. Somebody get the lights.
 
2014-01-23 11:21:37 AM  
Your move, Snowden.
 
2014-01-23 11:32:41 AM  

Badmoodman: Surely, it was unintentional.


No, it was intentional.
And don't call me Shirley.
 
2014-01-23 12:02:38 PM  
"Protecting the Queen's safety is a task gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts."
 
2014-01-23 12:04:34 PM  
Wanna take a dinghy?
 
2014-01-23 12:13:00 PM  
Is this some kind of bust?
 
2014-01-23 12:25:26 PM  
Laaadaaaadooooo whooops...
 
2014-01-23 12:26:41 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 12:30:15 PM  
can we have a police squad thread for a change?
 
2014-01-23 12:43:23 PM  

zulius: can we have a police squad thread for a change?


Sure, why don't we recite quotes in the Japanese Garden
 
2014-01-23 01:03:57 PM  
On top of SPAGHETTI *GRUNT* all covered in *GRUNT* CHEEEEESE...

/Yes, I've done that
//No, the wife was not amused
 
2014-01-23 01:16:03 PM  
"Hummus.  Looks like hummus."
 
2014-01-23 01:17:45 PM  
Who...does...number...two...work...for?
 
2014-01-23 02:00:21 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: zulius: can we have a police squad thread for a change?

Sure, why don't we recite quotes in the Japanese Garden


"Who are you and how did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."
 
2014-01-23 02:04:56 PM  

Mugato: Frank Drebin already did that bit.


Frank Reynolds, too...
 
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2014-01-23 02:28:38 PM  
My favorite Police Squad bit  Link
 
2014-01-23 02:46:33 PM  

zulius: can we have a police squad thread for a change?


Nice beaver.
 
2014-01-23 02:47:41 PM  
"I'm sorry! I can't hear ya! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!"
 
2014-01-23 02:54:48 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: zulius: can we have a police squad thread for a change?

Nice beaver.


i23.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 03:08:57 PM  
...and we're not going to rest until we find out who did this.  Now, let's go get some lunch!
 
2014-01-23 03:09:24 PM  

zulius: can we have a police squad thread for a change?


Haha, that Steve Guttenberg was outta control!
 
2014-01-23 03:14:49 PM  
I'm a locksmith.  and I'm a locksmith.

www.elirose.com
 
2014-01-23 03:23:24 PM  
I still smile when I think about the thread that was generated here on Fark when Leslie Nielsen died.  Epic.
 
2014-01-23 03:33:30 PM  

Mugato: Duck_of_Doom: zulius: can we have a police squad thread for a change?

Nice beaver.

[i23.photobucket.com image 255x255]


How hot and wet do you like your meat?

cdn.screenrant.com
 
2014-01-23 04:08:57 PM  

LewDux:  you wanted to be Boobieser


I've always wanted to be one of those.
 
2014-01-23 04:10:14 PM  

Senordos13: I'm a locksmith.  and I'm a locksmith.

[www.elirose.com image 484x349]


I have watched that clip so many times that I heard the "DOO doo dooooooooooo" music in my head the instant I saw that picture.
 
2014-01-23 04:32:30 PM  
yo dawg, I heard you like live streams. so I put a live stream in you livestream while you live stream...

/meh, I tried.
 
2014-01-23 04:58:44 PM  

Dragonflew: Senordos13: I'm a locksmith.  and I'm a locksmith.

[www.elirose.com image 484x349]

I have watched that clip so many times that I heard the "DOO doo dooooooooooo" music in my head the instant I saw that picture.


That may be the best L.N. clip of all time.  That whole episode is perfect, but that moment if just hilarious.
 
2014-01-23 05:44:48 PM  

Senordos13: Dragonflew: Senordos13: I'm a locksmith.  and I'm a locksmith.

[www.elirose.com image 484x349]

I have watched that clip so many times that I heard the "DOO doo dooooooooooo" music in my head the instant I saw that picture.

That may be the best L.N. clip of all time.  That whole episode is perfect, but that moment if just hilarious.


Just in case anyone would like to see it, it's here
 
2014-01-23 06:54:34 PM  
There's the black & white.....


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-23 07:54:39 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Wanna take a dinghy?


No, I took care of that back at the station
 
2014-01-23 08:22:14 PM  

browneye: I still smile when I think about the thread that was generated here on Fark when Leslie Nielsen died.  Epic.


Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna.
 
2014-01-23 09:27:28 PM  
 
2014-01-23 10:43:59 PM  
Mrs. Twice: Oh, poor Ralph! Do you know what it's like to be married to a wonderful man for fourteen years?
Det. Frank Drebin: No, I can't say that I do. I did live with a guy once, though, but that was just for a couple of years.
[Mrs. Twice makes sounds of trying not to cry]
Det. Frank Drebin: Usual slurs, rumours, innuendos - people didn't understand.
[Ed gives Mrs. Twice a handkerchief and she starts crying into it]
Det. Frank Drebin: [to camera]
Det. Frank Drebin: Ran him outta town like a common pygmy.
[Mrs. Twice starts crying a little harder]
Capt. Ed Hocken: Did he have any enemies?
Mrs. Twice: Well the Democrats didn't like him.
Det. Frank Drebin: [continues, to camera, with Mrs. Twice continuing to sob softly] Sure, he was a physical education major but he had a mind! He could think, he wasn't all muscle, all body, all sinewy limbs. He got married, you know, later - had three kids. Never cared for her. Sent a nice gift, never got a note.
Capt. Ed Hocken: Now, I know this is a long shot, but did he ever eat chop suey?
Mrs. Twice: [crying] No, no he never did.
Capt. Ed Hocken: It was just a hunch.
Det. Frank Drebin: [continues, to camera, with Mrs. Twice still going back into her softly sobbing mode] I told him she was wrong. And that youngest boy, just like his father. Football hero. Lived with him for a year. It wasn't the same.
[wistfully]
Det. Frank Drebin: You can't go back.


/I still use the phrase "ran him out of town like a common pygmy"
 
2014-01-24 02:19:55 AM  

Mugato: Duck_of_Doom: zulius: can we have a police squad thread for a change?

Nice beaver.

[i23.photobucket.com image 255x255]


Thanks. I've just had it stuffed.
 
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