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(UPI)   Norwegian researchers find that women are better......uh.....dammit. Hang on..... don't tell me. It had something to do with memory   (upi.com) divider line 25
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2014-01-23 09:00:10 AM  
it's true though. you do one thing wrong and she holds it against you forever.

/married
 
2014-01-23 09:03:59 AM  
Well, to be fair. As men, our minds a clouded by a constant deluge of women, video games, sports, porn, and women. I forget, did I mention women?
 
2014-01-23 09:04:21 AM  
Is this from the No shiat Sherlock Institute? They never forget anything. ANYTHING!

/also married
 
2014-01-23 09:06:42 AM  

abhorrent1: Is this from the No shiat Sherlock Institute? They never forget anything. ANYTHING!

What about parallel parking?

 
2014-01-23 09:08:45 AM  
Are you kidding?  Since I got married I rarely need a "to do" list; if I need to do something later I just tell my wife and she'll remember.

Hunters need to be athletic, which is why we got the brawn and spatial perception.  But if you're picking berries and mushrooms for subsistence, it's color perception and memory that keep you alive.
 
2014-01-23 09:09:22 AM  

abhorrent1: Is this from the No shiat Sherlock Institute? They never forget anything. ANYTHING!

/also married


You're being gaslighted
 
2014-01-23 09:11:00 AM  

manhole: What about parallel parking?


My wife can parallel park just fine.   A number of my female friends are excellent drivers.  Assuming she's in good health and has experience, I think it's legitimately OK to look down on a woman who can't drive.  There's no farking excuse.
 
2014-01-23 09:11:00 AM  

manhole: abhorrent1: Is this from the No shiat Sherlock Institute? They never forget anything. ANYTHING!

What about parallel parking?


You have to know it before you can forget it.
 
2014-01-23 09:11:23 AM  
Ask your wife/girlfriend to name one bad thing you did 5 or 10 years ago (depending on how long you have been together) and then sit and listen as she rattles off 20.
 
2014-01-23 09:12:50 AM  
I had no idea Ric Romero was a Norwegian researcher.
 
2014-01-23 09:12:55 AM  
My ex could remember each and every lie she told me. And when I called her on all of them one day she tried to murder me.

Beware of violent pathological liars.
 
2014-01-23 09:18:31 AM  
Boobies are to men what squirrel is to dogs.
 
2014-01-23 09:19:11 AM  
Women are better at having vaginas.
 
2014-01-23 09:19:13 AM  
It's not so much we're forgetful, we just don't care.
 
2014-01-23 09:20:42 AM  
Perhaps it's not that women have better memory, perhaps it's that men just don't give a fark about most things, therefore we don't remember them.

The processes for committing things to memory seems to be very different from my personal experience...
 
2014-01-23 09:39:52 AM  

abhorrent1: Is this from the No shiat Sherlock Institute? They never forget anything. ANYTHING!

/also married


They forget stuff all the time. Clean the gutters? Forgotten by sunset. Run a new 20A circuit to an appliance so that your house doesn't burn down? Forgotten by lunch. Change the oil in her car? Forgotten in under 10 miles.

But they remember that time two years ago when you went out with your friends and she stayed home to watch the kid(s) and what a harrowing experience it was you goddamn bastard.
 
2014-01-23 09:52:35 AM  
www.chicagonow.com

Damnit, I had something for this...
 
2014-01-23 10:05:22 AM  

gilatrout: Boobies are to men what squirrel is to dogs.


And why he gets distracted when I bend down makes so much sense now.

/married and nicknamed after ginko baloba as his memory aid.
 
2014-01-23 10:14:20 AM  
Wife: "Remember our second date, when we were walking through the parking lot to the theater, (sob) you didn't hold my hand, when I needed you to. I'm still hurt because of that."

Me: "No, I don't remember that, and maybe you should try to grow up one of these days, your not in high school anymore."

Wife: "Whaaaaaaaa!"

Married 23 years, and that BS never ends.
 
2014-01-23 10:31:37 AM  

ginko: gilatrout: Boobies are to men what squirrel is to dogs.

And why he gets distracted when I bend down makes so much sense now.

/married and nicknamed after ginko baloba as his memory aid.


Nice memories
 
2014-01-23 11:10:42 AM  
Hurrah as a Man , another legitimate reason in the 21st century to avoid all responsibility and consequences along with excuses on legitimate and mandatory pure stupidity , absolute laziness and complete  incompetency  at everything!
 
2014-01-23 02:02:37 PM  

TheRealist II: Hurrah as a Man , another legitimate reason in the 21st century to avoid all responsibility and consequences along with excuses on legitimate and mandatory pure stupidity , absolute laziness and complete  incompetency  at everything!


Not sure what the hell you're trying to say there, but it ended with incompetency, so I guess you were making a point ... or something.
 
2014-01-23 02:44:45 PM  
Not news. Mention any date to a woman, she can tell you exactly what you did wrong.
 
2014-01-23 04:01:19 PM  
Bullcrap.    Obviously didn't test any women who are pregnant or have had kids.

"Pregnancy brain" NEVER GOES AWAY.
 
2014-01-23 04:25:01 PM  
It's not a problem. We don't give a shiat about your friends, their birthdays, their anniversaries, the birthdays of every damn niece and nephew you have, etc.

The stuff we care about, we remember. Perhaps you should remember that.
 
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