GWSuperfan: I don't care if a guy wants to stick his dick in the pickle slicer at work.But if he gets fired for it....The pickle slicer had better get fired too.
MythDragon: Being awarded $4 mil and actualy collecting the $4mil are two different things.My roomate used to live in Fl, were she had a Hatian neighbor that like to break into her house while she was at work and take all her food from her cabinets as well as hook up to her out side faucet/electricity and use her utilities. Well roomate had a dog which interupted these activities so they often tried to poison her dog or hit it with stick. One day the dog got tired of being hit with a stick and bit the hatian lady. One defensive bite to the arm and now the lady can't work, can't feed her self, and cannot walk apparently. She sues my roomate for a mil and wins (WTF???). Guess how much of that million she has collected over the past 8 years?
Bob Down: $4m? Holy crap. My brother tore open his dick. Apparently it doesn't work very well any more. He didn't get anything even close to a seven digit payout. I guess that's why 25% of all lawyers are in the USA.
vudukungfu: They need to put up a sign [ 0 DAYS SINCE LAST GENITAL MUTILATION ]
brimed03: So guy B held onto the shaft while guy A drilled the hole? And then somehow guy B got his nuts twisted around the shaft and lost his nutsack skin?Sounds kinky.
It's...it's... Mega-Moile! RUN!
AbiNormal: His genitals weren't skinned, they were de-gloved. Skinned makes you think of a skinned knee or elbow. His junk was de-gloved, all the skin surrounding/covering his genitals was ripped the fark off!
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