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(AZCentral)   It turns out you can put a price tag on getting your genitals skinned at work   (azcentral.com) divider line 30
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2014-01-23 12:46:25 AM
I got my knee skinned during recess one time. but that's probably not as bad.
 
2014-01-23 01:54:49 AM
drtfa; but the sound of my knees banging together probably could be heard on the other side of my house. *shudder*
 
2014-01-23 02:31:27 AM
I don't care if a guy wants to stick his dick in the pickle slicer at work.

But if he gets fired for it....

The pickle slicer had better get fired too.
 
2014-01-23 03:41:21 AM
rollinsd.com
 
2014-01-23 05:08:53 AM
Worse thing I ever did was try to use that "Nair" stuff and left it in for too long. Chemically burned a hole through my nutsack.
 
2014-01-23 05:11:14 AM
Twenty bucks, same as in town.
 
2014-01-23 05:57:48 AM
$4m? Holy crap. My brother tore open his dick. Apparently it doesn't work very well any more. He didn't get anything even close to a seven digit payout. I guess that's why 25% of all lawyers are in the USA.
 
2014-01-23 06:13:29 AM
I thought it was a marine, before clicking the link.
 
2014-01-23 06:15:47 AM
That's why you should only hire Mexicans.
 
2014-01-23 06:22:32 AM

GWSuperfan: I don't care if a guy wants to stick his dick in the pickle slicer at work.

But if he gets fired for it....

The pickle slicer had better get fired too.


She will...
 
2014-01-23 07:24:29 AM
Being awarded $4 mil and actualy collecting the $4mil are two different things.

My roomate used to live in Fl, were she had a Hatian neighbor that like to break into her house while she was at work and take all her food from her cabinets as well as hook up to her out side faucet/electricity and use her utilities. Well roomate had a dog which interupted these activities so they often tried to poison her dog or hit it with stick. One day the dog got tired of being hit with a stick and bit the hatian lady. One defensive bite to the arm and now the lady can't work, can't feed her self, and cannot walk apparently. She sues my roomate for a mil and wins (WTF???). Guess how much of that million she has collected over the past 8 years?
 
2014-01-23 07:31:51 AM
files.gamebanana.com
 
2014-01-23 07:38:56 AM
Im not gonna do a image search for degloved genetals, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
 
2014-01-23 07:47:29 AM

MythDragon: Being awarded $4 mil and actualy collecting the $4mil are two different things.

My roomate used to live in Fl, were she had a Hatian neighbor that like to break into her house while she was at work and take all her food from her cabinets as well as hook up to her out side faucet/electricity and use her utilities. Well roomate had a dog which interupted these activities so they often tried to poison her dog or hit it with stick. One day the dog got tired of being hit with a stick and bit the hatian lady. One defensive bite to the arm and now the lady can't work, can't feed her self, and cannot walk apparently. She sues my roomate for a mil and wins (WTF???). Guess how much of that million she has collected over the past 8 years?


wtf? why didnt your roomate set up a camera, capture said neighbour breaking in and stealing her stuff, and get her ass thrown in jail?

and im not guessing. imma leave you hanging, brah
 
2014-01-23 08:05:24 AM
So guy B held onto the shaft while guy A drilled the hole? And then somehow guy B got his nuts twisted around the shaft and lost his nutsack skin?

Sounds kinky.
 
2014-01-23 08:09:48 AM
They need to put up a sign [ 0 DAYS SINCE LAST GENITAL MUTILATION ]
 
2014-01-23 08:19:39 AM
Sure, this gets $4 million, but if it had just ripped his foreskin off, everyone would be telling him to stop complaining and that he should be thankful to have it done to him against his will!

/It's a bit early for popcorn, but I'll make a batch anyway...
 
2014-01-23 08:40:57 AM
I think I saw this in a movie with Mila Kunis.
 
2014-01-23 08:56:40 AM
How much did that Russian soldier get for the hazing that caused his penis to fall off?
 
2014-01-23 09:00:21 AM

Bob Down: $4m? Holy crap. My brother tore open his dick. Apparently it doesn't work very well any more. He didn't get anything even close to a seven digit payout. I guess that's why 25% of all lawyers are in the USA.


Why did he do that? Sounds like something a crazy person would do.
 
2014-01-23 09:02:39 AM

vudukungfu: They need to put up a sign [ 0 DAYS SINCE LAST GENITAL MUTILATION ]


They will start posting it at the top left of the FARK pages in random order like they do the other ones now.
 
2014-01-23 09:21:24 AM
My hamstring was giving me some trouble, so I thought I'd ease the pain with a little Flexall 454.

NOTE:  I PUT IT ON THE BACK OF MY LEG

Within about 1 minute the fumes from that shiat drifted up the leg of my shorts and lit the boys up like they were freakin' hot coals....flame farking ON.  Holy crap that was some painful shiat.

Then I had to answer an uncomfortable question from the wife:

"Why are you teabagging our ice bucket?"
 
2014-01-23 09:24:37 AM

brimed03: So guy B held onto the shaft while guy A drilled the hole? And then somehow guy B got his nuts twisted around the shaft and lost his nutsack skin?

Sounds kinky.


I know I shouldn't laugh at this guy's misfortune, but you have a real way with words.
 
2014-01-23 09:35:45 AM
"skinned" + "genitals"

I have never seen those two words together.  I hope I never see them together again.

I have to go find a crowbar to separate my knees now...
 
2014-01-23 11:29:45 AM
His genitals weren't skinned, they were de-gloved. Skinned makes you think of a skinned knee or elbow. His junk was de-gloved, all the skin surrounding/covering his genitals was ripped the fark off!
 
2014-01-23 12:40:50 PM
came here to make the pickle slicer joke...good to see we think alike
 
2014-01-23 03:06:24 PM
h.rd toooo typ;  witH  b0th haNds om nut5
 
2014-01-23 08:01:33 PM

It's...it's... Mega-Moile! RUN!

 
2014-01-23 08:21:01 PM

AbiNormal: His genitals weren't skinned, they were de-gloved. Skinned makes you think of a skinned knee or elbow. His junk was de-gloved, all the skin surrounding/covering his genitals was ripped the fark off!


You're talking mistletoe.
 
2014-01-24 02:54:25 AM
Um... I'm just going to go ahead and side with the Crystal Pepsi guy.
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