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(NBC News)   Birth rates in U.shiat historic low as it's really hard to have sex in your mom's basement   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, birth rates, U.S., your mom, basements  
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2014-01-22 10:09:29 PM  
10 votes:
WTF?! Stupid filter!!
2014-01-23 05:34:49 AM  
9 votes:
Thank you, thank you very much, everyone.
*takes bow*
2014-01-22 11:24:56 PM  
4 votes:
God I hate it when I go to take a shiat and give birth.

I should stop going to the prom. :(
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2014-01-22 10:19:57 PM  
4 votes:
I submitted this with a shiattier headline.
2014-01-22 10:19:05 PM  
4 votes:
I do hate when I shiat historically low
2014-01-23 10:58:25 AM  
2 votes:
I like to shiat high.
2014-01-23 05:38:18 AM  
2 votes:

skatedrifter: WTF?! Stupid filter!!

I'm not stupid, I just make YOU look stupid.
2014-01-23 05:30:15 AM  
2 votes:
2014-01-23 12:37:58 AM  
2 votes:
Sometimes that filter can be a biatchallenging.
2014-01-22 11:04:13 PM  
2 votes:

2014-01-23 08:30:58 AM  
1 vote:

TheBigJerk: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Bill Gates said something to the effect of that with today's healthcare, children are much more likely to survive to adulthood, thus eliminating the need for couples to have lots of children

Bill Gates Debunks Myths About Poverty

And how, pray tell, is the Master Race supposed to keep up with the minorities that are squirting out inferior babies all over the place?

Oh I wasn't supposed to phrase it like that was I?

Start eliminating the inferior types, of course.
There needn't be any more solutions. This one is final.
2014-01-23 08:08:03 AM  
1 vote:

thismomentinblackhistory: Notabunny: Nobody gives you a list. shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, and tits. Well, almost nobody.

You forgot the best one.

2014-01-23 07:16:53 AM  
1 vote:
When I was checking out colleges, U. Shiat looked pretty crappy.

/filter does not pwn headlines
/still funny
2014-01-23 06:02:05 AM  
1 vote:
2014-01-23 05:44:34 AM  
1 vote:
lulz, tee-hee, etc.
2014-01-23 05:16:39 AM  
1 vote:
Well, at least Social Security and Medicare will be around for people who don't have children to take care of them.
2014-01-23 01:38:39 AM  
1 vote:
Everything's terrific until someone gets filterpwned.
2014-01-23 01:20:47 AM  
1 vote:
Right up there with the boobies-master general.
2014-01-23 01:10:05 AM  
1 vote:

SilentStrider: Solid State Vittles: Sometimes that filter can be a biatchallenging.

Especially when you're trying to make the Boobies.

You can't doge the filter.
2014-01-23 12:49:01 AM  
1 vote:
U.shiat should be the name of a porto-john day rental.
2014-01-23 12:29:50 AM  
1 vote:
Another one of those "anal sex to avoid pregnancy" threads, eh?

And on a related topic, "sex in your mom's basement" is my new favorite euphemism.
2014-01-22 11:35:58 PM  
1 vote:
Heh ... green.
2014-01-22 11:26:08 PM  
1 vote:
I love the new filter
2014-01-22 10:38:25 PM  
1 vote:
That's the best filterpwn I've seen in a very long time. VTFU.
2014-01-22 10:25:38 PM  
1 vote:
Best accidentally funny headline of the year so far.
2014-01-22 10:17:15 PM  
1 vote:
2014-01-22 10:13:07 PM  
1 vote:
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