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(NBC News)   Birth rates in U.shiat historic low as it's really hard to have sex in your mom's basement   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, birth rates, U.S., your mom, basements  
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2014-01-23 11:10:21 AM  
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jso2897: jaybeezey: This is part of the reason for the big push for amnesty.

Too few kids to eventually pay for Medicaid and SS for old folks. You need bodies out there paying taxes to keep the machines running. Japan knows all about it.

This - if we don't get some serious immigration soon, we're boned.

The beneficiaries of amnesty are going to be disproportionately dumb, poor, and unemployed.  If you think they're going to save social programs, you may not have thought your plan all the way through.
2014-01-22 10:25:38 PM  
3 votes:
Best accidentally funny headline of the year so far.
2014-01-23 10:27:29 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah the US is going down the same path that Japan has. shiat stagnant economy with millions of prime breeding age adults looking around and going no job, no hope, no future, no children.
2014-01-23 09:36:07 AM  
1 vote:

August11: But what will become of baby-worship in our culture?

It'll get worse; as babies get rarer they'll be considered even more "precious".
2014-01-23 07:54:37 AM  
1 vote:

The Fark Filter: Thank you, thank you very much, everyone.
*takes bow*

Oh great. Novelty accounts, just like reddit. Yay.
2014-01-23 07:33:22 AM  
1 vote:

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Bill Gates said something to the effect of that with today's healthcare, children are much more likely to survive to adulthood, thus eliminating the need for couples to have lots of children

Bill Gates Debunks Myths About Poverty

And how, pray tell, is the Master Race supposed to keep up with the minorities that are squirting out inferior babies all over the place?

Oh I wasn't supposed to phrase it like that was I?
2014-01-23 06:38:13 AM  
1 vote:
2014-01-23 06:01:43 AM  
1 vote:
I am sad to confess that my mind auto-corrected the headline.  I have been on Fark too long it seems.  Fortunately, the comments in here have helped get me back on track.
2014-01-23 05:34:49 AM  
1 vote:
Thank you, thank you very much, everyone.
*takes bow*
2014-01-23 05:22:12 AM  
1 vote:

Scythed: Well, at least Social Security and Medicare will be around for people who don't have children to take care of them.

Because all children take care of their parents, always.. The whole idea of your kids taking care of you when you get old is one of the most retarded, selfish, mis-guided reasons to have children that floats around Fark.

/also, successful folk who don't have kids end up having money for actual quality care(ie, not gov provided) later in life.
2014-01-23 01:10:05 AM  
1 vote:

SilentStrider: Solid State Vittles: Sometimes that filter can be a biatchallenging.

Especially when you're trying to make the Boobies.

You can't doge the filter.
2014-01-22 11:24:56 PM  
1 vote:
God I hate it when I go to take a shiat and give birth.

I should stop going to the prom. :(
2014-01-22 10:38:25 PM  
1 vote:
That's the best filterpwn I've seen in a very long time. VTFU.
2014-01-22 10:36:48 PM  
1 vote:
+1...This must be greened, because why the fark not?  We need a good trainwreck thread tomorrow morning.
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