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(NBC News)   Birth rates in U.shiat historic low as it's really hard to have sex in your mom's basement   (nbcnews.com ) divider line
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2014-01-23 05:40:50 AM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Notabunny: Nobody gives you a list. shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, and tits. Well, almost nobody.

You forgot the best one.


Hai guyz what's goin' on?

s28.postimg.org
 
2014-01-23 05:44:34 AM  
lulz, tee-hee, etc.
 
2014-01-23 06:01:29 AM  
I'm getting mixed signals here, Fark. I thought poop threads were frowned upon hereabouts, but then the Farkfilter goes and does a thing like that.
 
2014-01-23 06:01:43 AM  
I am sad to confess that my mind auto-corrected the headline.  I have been on Fark too long it seems.  Fortunately, the comments in here have helped get me back on track.
 
2014-01-23 06:02:05 AM  
Subby;
i11.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 06:26:04 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-23 06:29:49 AM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: [i.imgur.com image 500x325]


Damn near choked on my cereal for a second there.
 
2014-01-23 06:31:13 AM  
I stopped at a gas station in Nevada one time. The sign out front said it was below sea level, so I'm going to assume that was my all time low.

/2009
 
2014-01-23 06:38:13 AM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 06:45:09 AM  
Oh, man. Best filter pwnage ever.

This is better than the time someone tried to use the words "logic" and "until" next to each other. It was a pretty serious thread before that...
 
2014-01-23 06:48:33 AM  
Bill Gates said something to the effect of that with today's healthcare, children are much more likely to survive to adulthood, thus eliminating the need for couples to have lots of children

Bill Gates Debunks Myths About Poverty
 
2014-01-23 06:51:47 AM  
Another "my lifestyle is more valid than yours" thread. Charming.
 
2014-01-23 06:54:39 AM  
I heart you Fark Filter
 
2014-01-23 07:03:32 AM  
This is part of the reason for the big push for amnesty.

Too few kids to eventually pay for Medicaid and SS for old folks. You need bodies out there paying taxes to keep the machines running. Japan knows all about it.
 
2014-01-23 07:14:49 AM  
Awesome filterpwn.
 
2014-01-23 07:16:53 AM  
When I was checking out colleges, U. Shiat looked pretty crappy.

/filter does not pwn headlines
/still funny
 
2014-01-23 07:20:45 AM  
We are just making more room for Clevon's decedents.

Just watching morning news proves it's happening.  Just watching the Indiana statehouse proves it's happening, too.
 
2014-01-23 07:29:47 AM  
I blame porn, vibrators and fleshlights.

/real dolls haven't yet made a dent
//so to speak
///sexual slashies
 
2014-01-23 07:31:10 AM  
As a matter of course, I tend to aver bodily function humor....but this shiat is funny.
 
2014-01-23 07:31:45 AM  
that should have said "abhor" damn Swype
 
2014-01-23 07:33:22 AM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Bill Gates said something to the effect of that with today's healthcare, children are much more likely to survive to adulthood, thus eliminating the need for couples to have lots of children

Bill Gates Debunks Myths About Poverty


And how, pray tell, is the Master Race supposed to keep up with the minorities that are squirting out inferior babies all over the place?

Oh I wasn't supposed to phrase it like that was I?
 
2014-01-23 07:35:49 AM  

skatedrifter: WTF?! Stupid filter!!


Come on this is more of a Filter Win!
 
2014-01-23 07:36:59 AM  
da gayz causes this, too much buttsects and ginaclangin

I can help with the 18-19 year old prego rates, EIP...
 
2014-01-23 07:43:56 AM  
Ok, put me out of my misery and tell me what the original headline read?

/coffee isn't strong enough this morning
 
2014-01-23 07:46:41 AM  

jaybeezey: This is part of the reason for the big push for amnesty.

Too few kids to eventually pay for Medicaid and SS for old folks. You need bodies out there paying taxes to keep the machines running. Japan knows all about it.


This - if we don't get some serious immigration soon, we're boned.
 
2014-01-23 07:50:10 AM  
Oh Mike.... so awesome. Never change it.
 
2014-01-23 07:51:09 AM  
Cintoned in the Boobies?
 
2014-01-23 07:54:37 AM  

The Fark Filter: Thank you, thank you very much, everyone.
*waves*
*takes bow*


Oh great. Novelty accounts, just like reddit. Yay.
 
2014-01-23 08:03:44 AM  

robohobo: Scythed: Well, at least Social Security and Medicare will be around for people who don't have children to take care of them.

Because all children take care of their parents, always.. The whole idea of your kids taking care of you when you get old is one of the most retarded, selfish, mis-guided reasons to have children that floats around Fark.

/also, successful folk who don't have kids end up having money for actual quality care(ie, not gov provided) later in life.


Don't worry, plenty of Catholics flooding over our southern border to make up for it.  I heard Catholics LOVE the idea of gay marriage, too, so make sure they get legal and can vote.
 
2014-01-23 08:08:03 AM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Notabunny: Nobody gives you a list. shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, and tits. Well, almost nobody.

You forgot the best one.


S*mprini?
 
2014-01-23 08:23:05 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: Ok, put me out of my misery and tell me what the original headline read?

/coffee isn't strong enough this morning


"Birth rates in the U.shiat historic low as its really hard to have sex in your mom's basement" is what it should have read. Subby forgot a period and space between U.S and hits.

Also... for those of you trying to comment on the content of the article... might as well give it up, this thread is never turning into that discussion now.
 
2014-01-23 08:24:25 AM  

miscreant: "Birth rates in the U.shiat historic low as its really hard to have sex in your mom's basement" is what it should have read. Subby forgot a period and space between U.S and hits.


Turns out Subby didn't forget anything... the filter ignores periods and spaces? Learn something new every day...
 
2014-01-23 08:26:24 AM  
Please please please do NOT correct the pwn.

It's beautiful.
 
2014-01-23 08:28:00 AM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Notabunny: Nobody gives you a list. shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, and tits. Well, almost nobody.

You forgot the best one.


twat twaht?
 
2014-01-23 08:30:58 AM  

TheBigJerk: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Bill Gates said something to the effect of that with today's healthcare, children are much more likely to survive to adulthood, thus eliminating the need for couples to have lots of children

Bill Gates Debunks Myths About Poverty

And how, pray tell, is the Master Race supposed to keep up with the minorities that are squirting out inferior babies all over the place?

Oh I wasn't supposed to phrase it like that was I?


Start eliminating the inferior types, of course.
There needn't be any more solutions. This one is final.
 
2014-01-23 08:31:25 AM  

Scythed: Well, at least Social Security and Medicare will be around for people who don't have children to take care of them.


WTF does this even mean?  Kids are not slaves.
 
2014-01-23 08:33:20 AM  
It's no, "clintoned in the boobies" but it'll do.
 
2014-01-23 08:41:39 AM  
shiat low
shiat low
shiat low, sweet filterpwn
Comin' for to log me off...
 
2014-01-23 08:48:30 AM  

POOP THREAD!

 
2014-01-23 08:52:28 AM  

brimed03: The Fark Filter: Thank you, thank you very much, everyone.
*waves*
*takes bow*

Oh great. Novelty accounts, just like reddit. Yay.


Wait till we start seeing posts from xXxXx The Fark Filter xXxXx2718281828.
 
2014-01-23 08:58:31 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-23 09:00:19 AM  
The filter is on a roll.  Earlier this week we learned that Ben Franklin was the Boobiesmaster General.
 
2014-01-23 09:00:57 AM  

nmrsnr: Where is U. shiat? Sounds like it used to be a party school.


It's in Tempe, AZ.
 
2014-01-23 09:13:22 AM  
As a tenured faculty member at U.shiat, I declare that this thread has an extremely high impact farkter!
 
2014-01-23 09:19:09 AM  

MisterTweak: SilentStrider: Solid State Vittles: Sometimes that filter can be a biatchallenging.


Especially when you're trying to make the Boobies.

You can't doge the filter.


It can be pretty epic until it all starts hitting the fan.
 
2014-01-23 09:20:58 AM  

sxacho: MisterTweak: SilentStrider: Solid State Vittles: Sometimes that filter can be a biatchallenging.


Especially when you're trying to make the Boobies.

You can't doge the filter.

It can be pretty epic until it all starts hitting the fan.


WOAH, new rules.
 
2014-01-23 09:25:03 AM  
Why is there a filter?
 
2014-01-23 09:30:27 AM  
That headline reminds me of my Boobies in the Navy aboard USS Abraham Lincoln,coont2.  I remember when one of our watch officers hit a whale with the prow as we were headed into port.

/just kidding
//submariner not skimmer
 
2014-01-23 09:31:31 AM  

neversubmit: Why is there a filter?


So that automatic scan/filter software packages like Websense don't pick up on the vile nature of our conversations and block us from people's work computers.
 
2014-01-23 09:31:32 AM  

Classic filter pwnage thread.



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