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(NBC News)   Birth rates in U.shiat historic low as it's really hard to have sex in your mom's basement   (nbcnews.com) divider line 125
    More: Obvious, birth rates, U.S., your mom, basements  
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2014-01-22 10:09:29 PM
WTF?! Stupid filter!!
 
2014-01-22 10:13:07 PM
*snert*
 
2014-01-22 10:17:15 PM
Heh...
 
2014-01-22 10:19:05 PM
I do hate when I shiat historically low
 
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2014-01-22 10:19:57 PM
I submitted this with a shiattier headline.
 
2014-01-22 10:25:38 PM
Best accidentally funny headline of the year so far.
 
2014-01-22 10:36:48 PM
+1...This must be greened, because why the fark not?  We need a good trainwreck thread tomorrow morning.
 
2014-01-22 10:38:25 PM
That's the best filterpwn I've seen in a very long time. VTFU.
 
2014-01-22 10:48:11 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-22 11:04:13 PM
31.media.tumblr.com

awesome
 
2014-01-22 11:24:56 PM
God I hate it when I go to take a shiat and give birth.

I should stop going to the prom. :(
 
2014-01-22 11:26:08 PM
I love the new filter
 
2014-01-22 11:34:13 PM

what_now: God I hate it when I go to take a shiat and give birth.

I should stop going to the prom. :(


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-22 11:35:58 PM
Heh ... green.

www.survivingcollege.com
 
2014-01-22 11:38:11 PM
Who U calling shiat motherfarker?
 
2014-01-22 11:38:41 PM

miss diminutive: [31.media.tumblr.com image 390x219]

awesome


This.
 
2014-01-22 11:42:05 PM
Where is U. shiat? Sounds like it used to be a party school.
 
2014-01-22 11:43:02 PM
Nobody gives you a list. shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, and tits. Well, almost nobody.
 
2014-01-22 11:44:52 PM
If he'shiatting it where U shiat, no wonder you're not getting pregnant.
 
2014-01-22 11:45:23 PM

nmrsnr: Where is U. shiat? Sounds like it used to be a party school.


Well-known rival of Wassa Matta

/surely you've heard of the Wassa Matta U / U Shiat challenges?
 
2014-01-22 11:58:27 PM
FARK YOU MODMIN
 
2014-01-22 11:58:50 PM
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

cdn.uproxx.com

/I love you, mods ...
 
2014-01-23 12:20:18 AM

Notabunny: Nobody gives you a list. shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, and tits. Well, almost nobody.


You forgot the best one.
 
2014-01-23 12:29:50 AM
Another one of those "anal sex to avoid pregnancy" threads, eh?

And on a related topic, "sex in your mom's basement" is my new favorite euphemism.
 
2014-01-23 12:37:58 AM
Sometimes that filter can be a biatchallenging.
 
2014-01-23 12:41:04 AM
If this headline stays as is, my happiness will know no end.
 
2014-01-23 12:49:01 AM
U.shiat should be the name of a porto-john day rental.
 
2014-01-23 12:54:56 AM
Thanks for the late-night laughs. Nobody is ever going to care about tfa after they're done laughing

Definitely hoty contender
 
2014-01-23 01:08:18 AM

Solid State Vittles: Sometimes that filter can be a biatchallenging.



Especially when you're trying to make the Boobies.
 
2014-01-23 01:10:05 AM

SilentStrider: Solid State Vittles: Sometimes that filter can be a biatchallenging.


Especially when you're trying to make the Boobies.


You can't doge the filter.
 
2014-01-23 01:20:47 AM
Right up there with the boobies-master general.
 
2014-01-23 01:38:39 AM
Everything's terrific until someone gets filterpwned.
 
2014-01-23 03:16:33 AM

GWSuperfan: Right up there with the boobies-master general.


That headline should be in the internet hall of fame.
 
2014-01-23 03:43:40 AM
is that a university of some kind? is it an accredited institution?
 
2014-01-23 04:59:52 AM
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
 
2014-01-23 05:00:11 AM
This is a good thing. Place is too crowded, anyhow. It also means less people for everyone else to pay for.
 
2014-01-23 05:00:35 AM
I'm going to go take a historically low shiat now, but I think it's because I've got the norovirus.

Later, projectile vomiting. Fun! Like sex in your mom's basement.
 
2014-01-23 05:04:42 AM
This thread has epic potential.
 
2014-01-23 05:04:51 AM
www.wallsdown.net
 
2014-01-23 05:05:05 AM
But what will become of baby-worship in our culture?
 
2014-01-23 05:06:02 AM

Notabunny: Nobody gives you a list. shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, and tits. Well, almost nobody.


What's wrong with ftts? It is such a happy word, and it could be anything. ..."New! Cheese Tits!" See?!

/Autocorrect tried making "tits" "fits"
//Damn autocorrect...
 
2014-01-23 05:10:36 AM
U.S.I.A

Unidentified shiat in ass
 
2014-01-23 05:14:08 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-23 05:16:39 AM
Well, at least Social Security and Medicare will be around for people who don't have children to take care of them.
 
2014-01-23 05:22:12 AM

Scythed: Well, at least Social Security and Medicare will be around for people who don't have children to take care of them.


Because all children take care of their parents, always.. The whole idea of your kids taking care of you when you get old is one of the most retarded, selfish, mis-guided reasons to have children that floats around Fark.

/also, successful folk who don't have kids end up having money for actual quality care(ie, not gov provided) later in life.
 
2014-01-23 05:24:32 AM
Is that combined or separate from a Cosby Sweater?
 
2014-01-23 05:30:15 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-23 05:34:49 AM
Thank you, thank you very much, everyone.
*waves*
*takes bow*
 
2014-01-23 05:36:31 AM
This post is relevant to my interests.
 
2014-01-23 05:38:18 AM

skatedrifter: WTF?! Stupid filter!!


I'm not stupid, I just make YOU look stupid.
 
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