markie_farkie: So... Bender gives some woman a facial, and this is somehow news?
Captain James T. Smirk: I'd rather get WD-40 and hot sauce in my eyes than get eggnog anywhere near my mouth.
MontanaDave: Worst. Homemade. Bukkake. Film. EVAR.
fusillade762: I'm really curious to know what kind of experimentation led him to that particular combination.
MBooda: Poor attempt at creative bukake.
suicide: fusillade762: I'm really curious to know what kind of experimentation led him to that particular combination.I'm guessing eggnog because it was left over and spoiled, hot sauce because that sh*t burns, and WD-40 because it works on everything.Am i a psychopath noiw? Dammit.
bighairyguy: When did Sheldon get the neck tattoo and mean streak?
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