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2014-01-22 09:32:01 PM
Which begs the question, which parts do you throw away and which parts do you keep?
 
2014-01-22 11:58:29 PM

JerkyMeat: Which begs the question, which parts do you throw away and which parts do you keep?


I keep the bones and the offal for making stock. The rest goes into the freezer.
 
m00
2014-01-23 12:12:14 AM
According to the coroner's office, the body belonged to 54-year-old Roy Steward of Bacons Bridge Road.

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2014-01-23 12:14:36 AM

m00: According to the coroner's office, the body belonged to 54-year-old Roy Steward of Bacons Bridge Road.


Doh!
 
2014-01-23 12:16:15 AM
Laraina Bobbet being held for questioning.
 
2014-01-23 12:17:15 AM
"biatch cut me up"
 
2014-01-23 12:17:32 AM
Of course, by "literally" you mean "figuratively". And then someone immediately misuses the phrase "begs the question." Whatever, I could care less.
 
2014-01-23 12:18:29 AM

Matthew McSlutbeast: Laraina Bobbet being held for questioning.


Laraina!? Really??
 
2014-01-23 12:19:38 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Of course, by "literally" you mean "figuratively". And then someone immediately misuses the phrase "begs the question." Whatever, I could care less.


...Uhm, he was dismembered. If those aren't pieces, I don't know wheat is.
 
2014-01-23 12:20:17 AM

IlGreven: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Of course, by "literally" you mean "figuratively". And then someone immediately misuses the phrase "begs the question." Whatever, I could care less.

...Uhm, he was dismembered. If those aren't pieces, I don't know what is.


...Wheat can be pieces, but not in this case.
 
2014-01-23 12:20:25 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Of course, by "literally" you mean "figuratively". And then someone immediately misuses the phrase "begs the question." Whatever, I could care less.


Nice.
 
2014-01-23 12:21:33 AM

IlGreven: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Of course, by "literally" you mean "figuratively". And then someone immediately misuses the phrase "begs the question." Whatever, I could care less.

...Uhm, he was dismembered. If those aren't pieces, I don't know wheat is.


Yes, he was literally cut to pieces. He was not literally "loved" to pieces as the headline states.
 
2014-01-23 12:22:01 AM

fusillade762: JerkyMeat: Which begs the question, which parts do you throw away and which parts do you keep?

I keep the bones and the offal for making stock. The rest goes into the freezer.


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Food goes in the disposal, hair and flesh go in the trash!


Also, I am confused by the sequence of events as depicted in TFA: She gets pulled over for driving erratically, the cops seize the car, find the trash bags, THEN locate and arrest her? WTF did they do with her while they were searching the car? If she wasn't in custody, where the hell was she that they had to locate her? And why does it say that the Sheriff's Dept. seized the car, but the Summerville PD searched it? This 'journalist' is bad at writing, and should feel bad.
 
2014-01-23 12:22:05 AM
"the body belonged to 54-year-old Roy Steward of Bacons Bridge Road"

I guess you own yourself, but this just sounds strange.
 
2014-01-23 12:22:06 AM
Serious nutcase, one angry lady, or both?
 
2014-01-23 12:22:09 AM

picturescrazy: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Of course, by "literally" you mean "figuratively". And then someone immediately misuses the phrase "begs the question." Whatever, I could care less.

Nice.


;)
 
2014-01-23 12:22:15 AM
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Damn, why are the hot ones always crazy?
 
2014-01-23 12:24:54 AM
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.  Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into three pieces and put them in black trash bags.
 
2014-01-23 12:36:23 AM
He falls to pieces. Each time he sees you again. He falls to pieces. How can he be just your friend?
 
2014-01-23 12:38:07 AM
Somebody watched too much Dexter.
 
2014-01-23 12:41:42 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yes, he was literally cut to pieces. He was not literally "loved" to pieces as the headline states.


Oh, for fu(k's sake. I'm a grammar Nazi. You are a grammar asshole.
 
m00
2014-01-23 12:45:44 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yes, he was literally cut to pieces. He was not literally "loved" to pieces as the headline states.


Wait, there's a difference?
 
2014-01-23 12:46:45 AM
Was this her last resort?
 
2014-01-23 01:02:54 AM
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2014-01-23 01:03:21 AM
1) When already-crazy folks reach their 50s, they play to win.

2) We had one of these cases around here in the early 1960s, I recall reading. A woman chopped up her boyfriend and threw pieces out the car window while she was driving along country roads.
 
2014-01-23 01:14:39 AM
She forgot the feed to pigs step
 
2014-01-23 01:28:12 AM

Oldiron_79: She forgot the feed to pigs step


Does that make sense somewhere?
 
2014-01-23 01:29:02 AM
 
2014-01-23 01:33:50 AM
"Bently was pulled over for driving erratically. Summerville police say they later searched the vehicle and found three black trash bags with body parts in each bag."

I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage erratically down the street

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2014-01-23 01:36:31 AM

a particular individual: Oldiron_79: She forgot the feed to pigs step

Does that make sense somewhere?


Get on YouTube and look up Bricktop pig scene
 
2014-01-23 01:38:17 AM
She's going to face a Hefty prison sentence for this.
 
2014-01-23 01:52:55 AM

JerkyMeat: Which begs the question, which parts do you throw away and which parts do you keep?


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2014-01-23 03:02:39 AM
i39.tinypic.com
I have to do everything around here...
 
2014-01-23 04:18:03 AM

derpy: [i39.tinypic.com image 850x478]
I have to do everything around here...


Couple more:
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2014-01-23 04:29:56 AM
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You old bastards will understand.
 
2014-01-23 06:21:14 AM
News Flash:
They're all farking crazy. Every last one. Just takes the right combo of time, minor annoyances and a major trigger, which if you're lucky is not part of a 12-ga.
So may as well go for the hot ones who wear the insane label openly. You'll still end up broke and half-crippled as a result of leaving the toilet seat up because you were sick as a dog and could barely crawl let alone constantly think of her needs, but at least you'll have some fond memories of no-holes-barred crazy drunken sex with her and her equally hot/crazy sister to keep some part of your soul warm as you gradually slide into the last bitter part of the farce called life.
 
2014-01-23 06:54:40 AM

derpy: [i39.tinypic.com image 850x478]
I have to do everything around here...


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2014-01-23 08:04:13 AM
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2014-01-23 08:59:19 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yes, he was literally cut to pieces. He was not literally "loved" to pieces as the headline states.


Maybe her knife/cleaver/chainsaw is named Love...
 
2014-01-23 09:37:11 AM
 
2014-01-23 10:16:28 AM

Oldiron_79: a particular individual: Oldiron_79: She forgot the feed to pigs step

Does that make sense somewhere?

Get on YouTube and look up Bricktop pig scene


No amount of YouTube is going to transform that jumble of words into a sentence.

However, a simple pair of quotation marks and a period will:

She forgot the "feed to pigs" step.

Seriously: rules of punctuation aren't just nit-picking trivialities people like I use to twit people like you. I truly did not understand what you were trying to say. Without those hyphens, it is just gibberish,
 
2014-01-23 04:15:37 PM
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