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(Salon)   An interview with the woman behind "Bigfoot erotica"   (salon.com ) divider line
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2014-01-22 09:43:15 PM  
Wow, two 'King of the Hill' threads in one day?

static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-22 09:43:19 PM  
Why is there no energy ball erotic fiction?.
 
2014-01-22 09:47:09 PM  
If you go out in the woods today; you're in for a big surprise;
If you go out in the woods today;
You better go in disguise;
For today is the day that the bigfeet have their rapefest
 
2014-01-22 09:51:41 PM  
You didn't meet your wife on no motherfarking camping trip....your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she Gus? She's a motherfaking Bigfoot. You shaved the biatch down and taught her how to speak. I know a motherfarking Bigfoot when I see one. Don't bring a Bigfoot around my children...
 
2014-01-22 09:52:33 PM  
Actually, this whole erotic stuff with Bigfoot isn't original strangely enough.  Google "Whiteman meets Bigfoot".  It's a comic strip story written by underground Comix artist Robert Crumb.  Summary is the main character is kidnapped by a female bigfoot and he ends up having sex with it/her and falling in love.

No, it's probably NSFW.
 
2014-01-22 09:56:45 PM  

skinink: You didn't meet your wife on no motherfarking camping trip....your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she Gus? She's a motherfaking Bigfoot. You shaved the biatch down and taught her how to speak. I know a motherfarking Bigfoot when I see one. Don't bring a Bigfoot around my children...


goonie goo goo!
 
2014-01-22 09:58:25 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Actually, this whole erotic stuff with Bigfoot isn't original strangely enough.  Google "Whiteman meets Bigfoot".  It's a comic strip story written by underground Comix artist Robert Crumb.  Summary is the main character is kidnapped by a female bigfoot and he ends up having sex with it/her and falling in love.

No, it's probably NSFW.


Love? I'm sorry; I'm just not into large, hairy women.

Now; if they happen to be Lusty Argonian Maids......

/ http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid (copy/pasta)

// you're welcome
 
2014-01-22 09:59:34 PM  
Well, you know what they say about 'big feet'

/Big Shoes!
//Ya perv
 
2014-01-22 10:00:08 PM  
He's big, he's hairy, he smells like a dumpster... What's not to love?
 
2014-01-22 10:01:28 PM  
My GF had an orgasm at Monster Jam, does that count?

/Turns out the acoustics and the structure and the seating and resonance... well.
//More of an El Toro Loco kind of erotica than Bigfoot
 
2014-01-22 10:02:07 PM  

UsikFark: He's big, he's hairy, he smells like a dumpster... What's not to love?


So you're saying I have a chance?
 
2014-01-22 10:02:23 PM  
The heat death of the universe will occur just slightly after the last faint trailing echo of of my disgusted "ewwww" fades away.
 
2014-01-22 10:05:27 PM  
The strangest part of this story is that her FATHER edits her stuff and her MOTHER translates it into german...

here Dad, here's my latest story in the 'Cum for Bigfoot' series... just go ahead and correct anything you find... but don't go trying to change the size of Bigfoot's schwanstucker.
 
2014-01-22 10:09:26 PM  

dstanley: UsikFark: He's big, he's hairy, he smells like a dumpster... What's not to love?

So you're saying I have a chance?


Sure, if you can find a hole.
 
2014-01-22 10:10:15 PM  

skinink: You didn't meet your wife on no motherfarking camping trip....your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she Gus? She's a motherfaking Bigfoot. You shaved the biatch down and taught her how to speak. I know a motherfarking Bigfoot when I see one. Don't bring a Bigfoot around my children...


God, I miss Eddie Murphy.
 
2014-01-22 10:11:25 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Actually, this whole erotic stuff with Bigfoot isn't original strangely enough.  Google "Whiteman meets Bigfoot".  It's a comic strip story written by underground Comix artist Robert Crumb.  Summary is the main character is kidnapped by a female bigfoot and he ends up having sex with it/her and falling in love.

No, it's probably NSFW.


Heh, some of Crumb's stuff was kinda SFW LoL ; )

www.opticalsloth.com
 
2014-01-22 10:14:51 PM  
I want to find this odd, but then again I've been exposed to bronies.
 
2014-01-22 10:15:08 PM  

Sofa King Smart: The strangest part of this story is that her FATHER edits her stuff and her MOTHER translates it into german...

here Dad, here's my latest story in the 'Cum for Bigfoot' series... just go ahead and correct anything you find... but don't go trying to change the size of Bigfoot's schwanstucker.


Well, by 'edit' she means 'tries out' and by 'translate' she means 'gargles around a cock-and-hairball hoagie.'
 
2014-01-22 10:15:53 PM  

UsikFark: He's big, he's hairy, he smells like a dumpster... What's not to love?


Can I shave and shower him and who's him?

The bombardier.

Wait. I'm the bombardier I'm okay.

Well help him, help him.
 
2014-01-22 10:20:45 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-22 10:20:55 PM  
mantiseye.com
 
2014-01-22 10:21:20 PM  
mantiseye.com
 
2014-01-22 10:21:42 PM  

CygnusDarius: Why is there no energy ball erotic fiction?.


What's stopping you?
 
2014-01-22 10:22:26 PM  
Well, crap.
Great minds and all, theflatline.
 
2014-01-22 10:27:15 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Well, crap.
Great minds and all, theflatline.


Best  simulpost I have had in all my 13 years on fark.
 
2014-01-22 10:33:58 PM  
Damn she looks good!

also bigfoots big dick? Kidnaping teenagers? I think she needs to see a psychologist.
 
2014-01-22 10:37:14 PM  

theflatline: Colour_out_of_Space: Well, crap.
Great minds and all, theflatline.

Best  simulpost I have had in all my 13 years on fark.



That wasn't twice the funny, more like funny squared.
 
2014-01-22 10:43:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: CygnusDarius: Why is there no energy ball erotic fiction?.

What's stopping you?


If he doesn't want to write it, maybe I will.

I was mildly disturbed by the 'Amazon crack-down' but what the hell, maybe I'll finish my first work soon and give it a shot anyway.
 
2014-01-22 10:45:32 PM  
When this story popped up a week or so ago I sent a link to my son in college... suggested he was wasting his time getting an education when you could make $30K per month writing Bigfoot erotic fiction...  He thought it sounded like easy money... I said yeah, but you're going to have trouble finding your 'niche'... someone's already doing bigfoot, mythological creatures, dinosaurs, shape-shifting gay cuttlefish... etc...  so I comically suggested that the only 'monsters' that perhaps haven't been used in 'erotic' fiction might be Juggalos.  He sent me links... there is already such a thing as Juggalo erotica.
go ahead, try to wash that out of your brain.  everyone sleep well tonight.
 
2014-01-22 10:48:49 PM  

Gyrfalcon: CygnusDarius: Why is there no energy ball erotic fiction?.

What's stopping you?


I can't go further than "And then she took its throbbing Bok globules, thrusting it in her loins, as some Herbig-Haro objects started spurting out of its emission line..."

Aaaaand I'm done.
 
2014-01-22 10:48:53 PM  
Fark, I wish to report that article.  It has dirty language..
 
2014-01-22 10:52:31 PM  
 "Bigfoot? Is that you? I'm not like the others, Bigfoot; I see through your monster coatings to the gentle loner inside. I bet you have a wounded racoon friend that you tenderly nurse back to health while you go... *coo*But in the end they shoot you. But you teach us about things. "
 
2014-01-22 10:54:02 PM  
We're running out of monsters to have sex with.  We still have Frankenstein's Monster (necro), Yetis (Hima-layin'), the Loch Ness Monster and Ogopogo (watersports), the Mummy (Imho-tap dat ass), Creature from the Black Lagoon (interracial back door stuff), Mothman and Mothra (bird fetish), Minya (not Godzilla you perv, let's be real), Gremlins (what ever you do, don't fark them after midnight), Alien (when it's in your space, everyone will hear you scream), the Smog Monster (Asian pollution fetish), King Kong (too easy), and Gorath (it won't just rock your world, it will destroy it).
 
2014-01-22 10:54:09 PM  
www.wired.com
 
2014-01-22 10:56:41 PM  
No one? OK, I'll say it: author is hawt and capable of pulling down $30k a month for having a dirty mind.

I'll be her Bigfoot any time.
 
2014-01-22 10:57:08 PM  
Definitely feelin squatchy
 
2014-01-22 10:59:04 PM  
He knew it was wrong, yeti kept coming back
 
2014-01-22 11:02:00 PM  

brimed03: No one? OK, I'll say it: author is hawt and capable of pulling down $30k a month for having a dirty mind.

I'll be her Bigfoot any time.



I finally RTFA, and ol' Harry is grinnin' like he just got him some of that. Nice choice of pics, Salon!
 
2014-01-22 11:14:52 PM  
I thought it was going to be a story about Khloe Kardashian  for sure.
 
2014-01-22 11:21:32 PM  

CygnusDarius: Gyrfalcon: CygnusDarius: Why is there no energy ball erotic fiction?.

What's stopping you?

I can't go further than "And then she took its throbbing Bok globules, thrusting it in her loins, as some Herbig-Haro objects started spurting out of its emission line..."

Aaaaand I'm done.


... clearly I was thinking of the wrong energy ball; I had a vision of those globe things from Half Life 2 that you use to open doors. Mostly. It could get interesting.
 
2014-01-22 11:42:51 PM  

Sofa King Smart: When this story popped up a week or so ago I sent a link to my son in college... suggested he was wasting his time getting an education when you could make $30K per month writing Bigfoot erotic fiction...  He thought it sounded like easy money... I said yeah, but you're going to have trouble finding your 'niche'... someone's already doing bigfoot, mythological creatures, dinosaurs, shape-shifting gay cuttlefish... etc...  so I comically suggested that the only 'monsters' that perhaps haven't been used in 'erotic' fiction might be Juggalos.  He sent me links... there is already such a thing as Juggalo erotica.
go ahead, try to wash that out of your brain.  everyone sleep well tonight.


Well, I probably won't sleep again ever, thanks so much, asshole.

[shudder]
 
2014-01-22 11:47:46 PM  

iheartscotch: If you go out in the woods today; you're in for a big surprise;
If you go out in the woods today;
You better go in disguise;
For today is the day that the bigfeet have their rapefest


Tim Minchin would most likely approve...
 
2014-01-22 11:51:32 PM  
iheartscotch:
Love? I'm sorry; I'm just not into large, hairy women.

Now; if they happen to be Lusty Argonian Maids......

/ http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid


You're welcome


I'd thank you except I have no idea what that is.
 
2014-01-22 11:56:04 PM  
tinfoil-hat maggie:  
Heh, some of Crumb's stuff was kinda SFW LoL ; )

This as well... although, I guess you had to live in the 70's to know what this meant (I was more a child of the 80's).
 
2014-01-22 11:57:39 PM  
tinfoil-hat maggie:
Heh, some of Crumb's stuff was kinda SFW LoL ; )

This as well... although, I guess you had to live in the 70's to know what this meant (I grew up in the 80's).

cache.boston.com
 
2014-01-23 12:12:29 AM  

theflatline: Colour_out_of_Space: Well, crap.
Great minds and all, theflatline.

Best  simulpost I have had in all my 13 years on fark.


very amusing! well done!
 
2014-01-23 12:38:31 AM  
OK, I did a search for pictures of the author, and found a lot of book covers.

This woman is seriously twisted.

I like it.
 
2014-01-23 01:24:52 AM  
Rule 34 no exceptions
 
2014-01-23 01:55:58 AM  
Oh, man. Girl-porn is hysterical.
 
2014-01-23 03:34:19 AM  

CygnusDarius: Gyrfalcon: CygnusDarius: Why is there no energy ball erotic fiction?.

What's stopping you?


I can't go further than "And then she took its throbbing Bok globules, thrusting it in her loins, as some Herbig-Haro objects started spurting out of its emission line..."

Aaaaand I'm done.


AstroNOMical!!
 
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