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(Daily Mail)   Cancer has stage-4 Bernie Madoff   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 51
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2014-01-22 10:04:21 PM  
9 votes:

i78.photobucket.com

2014-01-22 09:01:21 PM  
5 votes:
How could he have a heart attack when he doesn't have a heart?
2014-01-22 10:12:32 PM  
4 votes:

Prey4reign: Does he qualify for a donated organ?


Depends on how desprate is cell mate is
2014-01-22 10:01:27 PM  
4 votes:
That sucks. Cancer didn't do anything to deserve that.
2014-01-22 11:02:49 PM  
3 votes:
Bad news, apparently the cancer has rejected him.
2014-01-22 10:16:34 PM  
3 votes:

RaceDTruck: How could he have a heart attack when he doesn't have a heart?



Maybe somebody else's heart attacked him.
2014-01-22 10:15:58 PM  
3 votes:

namegoeshere: Use him as a test subject for some radical new cancer treatment.


I've heard that getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly has shown promise. I'm not sure if it works, but it's worth a try.
As a bonus, you could probably find a lot of people who'd pay $10 for the chance and you could use that cash to fund more cancer research... win-win.
2014-01-22 10:08:40 PM  
3 votes:
info.flexchecks.com

Maybe he should sign up.
2014-01-22 09:53:49 PM  
3 votes:
ingat.info
2014-01-23 01:29:27 AM  
2 votes:

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Whoah whoah whoah, what's Ebola ever done to YOU?



Killed my dog. Long story.
2014-01-23 01:27:44 AM  
2 votes:

Boojum2k: ThatDarkFellow: Dude deserves stage 5 cancer


No one deserves cancer. But Madoff might deserve Ebola.


Whoah whoah whoah, what's Ebola ever done to YOU?
2014-01-23 01:09:46 AM  
2 votes:

Boojum2k: ThatDarkFellow: Dude deserves stage 5 cancer


No one deserves cancer. But Madoff might deserve Ebola.


Ew, Madoff soup in a bag.
2014-01-23 01:01:34 AM  
2 votes:

ThatDarkFellow: Dude deserves stage 5 cancer



No one deserves cancer. But Madoff might deserve Ebola.
2014-01-22 10:54:05 PM  
2 votes:
media3.giphy.com
2014-01-22 10:52:03 PM  
2 votes:
theelephantgun.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-22 10:31:13 PM  
2 votes:
too bad it wasn't this greedy sociopath

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2014-01-22 10:17:44 PM  
2 votes:
Geat opportunity...

Put him in solitary

Tell him they just cured cancer with a new drug

Tell him it's out of his price range. Only millionaires can currently afford it.

Film it so I can laugh.

"Just kidding your gonna die"
2014-01-22 10:15:52 PM  
2 votes:
Cancer didn't get the best of him.  It just made off with the worst of what was left.
2014-01-22 10:15:12 PM  
2 votes:

Another Government Employee: For the audacity and nerve Madoff has, there is still one thing that bugs me.  The only reason he does hard time is he scammed the 1%.  All those other bozos who scam us laugh from their yachts.


You hurt me! Do you think what I am do is scam?

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Do you think I have giant yacht because of scam?
www.infomercial-hell.com

Let me tell you!
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You buy my video. 100% guarantee if you not happy and rich after 30 days. You see how you can become happy and rich like me. Then you understand this not a scam.

But YOU must take first step.
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2014-01-22 10:11:50 PM  
2 votes:
I guess cancer's tired of all the bad press it gets and is starting a PR campaign.
2014-01-22 09:57:46 PM  
2 votes:
His only mistake was he scammed rich people. If he had simply stolen from the middle class and poor like the rest of Wall St. he'd be a free man today.
2014-01-22 09:55:48 PM  
2 votes:

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: DarkSoulNoHope: [ingat.info image 400x400]

Oh for ch....


At least both our hearts are in the right place. :)
2014-01-23 03:23:45 PM  
1 votes:
t4.imagechef.com
2014-01-23 01:47:21 PM  
1 votes:

chrisco123: Money can be re-earned end things can be replaced.



It's a good thing people have infinite lifespans to do so, and don't get old or sick or anything.
2014-01-23 01:03:25 PM  
1 votes:
To paraphrase a classic quote:  "I've never wished a man dead, but I will read his obituary with great pleasure."

/fark him
2014-01-23 11:23:53 AM  
1 votes:
www.boomantribune.com

I wonder if cancer found this crook yet??
2014-01-23 10:28:34 AM  
1 votes:
Not a tear is shed, and nothing of value is lost.
2014-01-23 01:07:52 AM  
1 votes:
Nope. Not seeing a problem here. Deprive him of morphine and tape his screams. I'd pay $7.99 (plus shipping and handling) for that album.
2014-01-23 12:58:39 AM  
1 votes:
Dude deserves stage 5 cancer
2014-01-22 11:33:03 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, everyone, unlike Madoff

www.dvdizzy.com

we're all gonna get laid!!

/well, some of us
//not you, though
2014-01-22 11:03:56 PM  
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: A lot of people rage at Bernie Madoff, but let's remember the facts here; he ripped off only rich people who wanted to get even richer and not have to pay any taxes.

IMO, the greedy selfish suckers got what they deserved.


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csb: I was on one of those 100-person "research" vessels in the Antarctic when Madoff hit. Two of our passengers were Madoff victims. One got summoned to the bridge to take an urgent satellite call from his wife back home - to get the news that they just lost EVERYTHING.  He tells the story now that pretty much anywhere in the world you can fly home in anemergency.... except from a ship in Antarctica. His story involves seeing Madoff's face mocking him  on every penguin we saw for the next 10 days.

The way he describes Madoff was that he was synonymous with "bank" the way facial tissue = Kleenex, photo copier = Xerox, etc. It was always considered a safe, secure, very low-risk investment, and he fleeced so many regular people. People would pool their money to be able to buy into his fund because there was a minimum that these people could not reach alone.  It was horrible to see the lists of charities that he scammed out of their endowments, families who invested and lost their hard-earned retirement money, etc
Both guys from the trip joined what essentially was a Madoff support group here in the SF Bay Area.  One of the members of the group invested 100% of her savings with Madoff - which happened to be her Lukemia treatment fund. She lost everything.
Screw Madoff. Cancer is too easy an escape for that bastard.
2014-01-22 10:54:11 PM  
1 votes:
There is no violin in the entire pre-big-bang Universe small enough to play for Bernie.
2014-01-22 10:53:30 PM  
1 votes:
Bernie Madoff's illness cannot be slow enough or painful enough to balance the books for his crimes.

Flay him a millimeter at a time over ten years, washing him in alcohol every hour on the hour and you'd have a good start.  Use him for the stuff that Mengele and Unit 731 thought was over the top and I'll consider that he might have suffered enough.  The damage that sociopath caused went way beyond the financial sector.

He should suffer until the entire financial sector flinches when they hear his name.
2014-01-22 10:46:39 PM  
1 votes:

uber humper: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Bizarre his son also has renal cancer.

That sounds environmental.

Genetic?


Sounds like proper wager is in order...
i45.photobucket.com
2014-01-22 10:35:28 PM  
1 votes:
My tiny violin can only be seen with an electron microscope.
2014-01-22 10:34:12 PM  
1 votes:

parasol: That Guy Jeff: What's that thing people say whenever someone gets shot while stealing... oh yes, "possessions aren't worth a human life". So we should all feel bad cause all he took was possessions, and this is a human life we are talking about, right?

I was on the fence about his cancer until your post.

What he took from some people was their life savings and their future.
What he took from me (directly) were two of my biggest donors, forcing me to close a non-profit that helped children and the elderly. About 40 regular clients, their families - not to mention employees and volunteers.
If we are weighing his human life, the end of it in pain and incarcerated then I must balance that against the other human lives he impacted - he comes up short even when I add in his son's suicide.

Sorry - Anger overshadows pity


I'm just being sarcastic, I'm glad the jackwagon is suffering.

I don't actually believe that human life is worth more than "things", I think things represent portions of human life. Murder takes away your future life, theft takes away your past life. If it took three hours of your labor to afford a TV and someone steal that TV, they stole 3 hours of your life. They might as well have kidnapped you for three hours.
2014-01-22 10:31:31 PM  
1 votes:
So a Get Well card is out of the question?
2014-01-22 10:31:19 PM  
1 votes:
A lot of people rage at Bernie Madoff, but let's remember the facts here; he ripped off only rich people who wanted to get even richer and not have to pay any taxes.

IMO, the greedy selfish suckers got what they deserved.
2014-01-22 10:27:21 PM  
1 votes:
I woulda gone with the "spiffy" tag myself.
2014-01-22 10:08:55 PM  
1 votes:
Well...bye.
2014-01-22 10:08:39 PM  
1 votes:
Karma is a biatch
2014-01-22 09:59:11 PM  
1 votes:
What's that thing people say whenever someone gets shot while stealing... oh yes, "possessions aren't worth a human life". So we should all feel bad cause all he took was possessions, and this is a human life we are talking about, right?
2014-01-22 09:58:59 PM  
1 votes:

aurorous: His only mistake was he scammed rich people. If he had simply stolen from the middle class and poor like the rest of Wall St. he'd be a free man today.


Plus he'd be praised as an "innovator".
2014-01-22 09:58:55 PM  
1 votes:
I once said I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone. I still believe so, but Madoff tests that greatly.
2014-01-22 09:58:07 PM  
1 votes:
+1 because cancer deserves better.
2014-01-22 09:57:31 PM  
1 votes:
all you farkers that wished him ass-cancer damn near hit the mark. happy enough with renal cancer?
2014-01-22 09:54:21 PM  
1 votes:
Boo farking hoo.
2014-01-22 09:54:19 PM  
1 votes:
It couldn't have happened to a better person.
2014-01-22 09:54:11 PM  
1 votes:
ingat.info
2014-01-22 09:51:40 PM  
1 votes:
World's smallest violin -------> .
2014-01-22 09:51:17 PM  
1 votes:
grumpycatgood.bmp

RaceDTruck: How could he have a heart attack when he doesn't have a heart?


Also, this.
 
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