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(Daily Mail)   Cancer has stage-4 Bernie Madoff   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 153
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2014-01-22 09:01:21 PM  
How could he have a heart attack when he doesn't have a heart?
 
2014-01-22 09:51:17 PM  
grumpycatgood.bmp

RaceDTruck: How could he have a heart attack when he doesn't have a heart?


Also, this.
 
2014-01-22 09:51:40 PM  
World's smallest violin -------> .
 
2014-01-22 09:53:35 PM  
Well, it isn't ass cancer.

But I'm sure prison cancer treatment isn't fun.
 
2014-01-22 09:53:49 PM  
ingat.info
 
2014-01-22 09:53:55 PM  
For the audacity and nerve Madoff has, there is still one thing that bugs me.  The only reason he does hard time is he scammed the 1%.  All those other bozos who scam us laugh from their yachts.
 
2014-01-22 09:54:11 PM  
ingat.info
 
2014-01-22 09:54:19 PM  
It couldn't have happened to a better person.
 
2014-01-22 09:54:21 PM  
Boo farking hoo.
 
2014-01-22 09:55:01 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: [ingat.info image 400x400]


Oh for ch....
 
2014-01-22 09:55:06 PM  

Bane of Broone: grumpycatgood.bmp

RaceDTruck: How could he have a heart attack when he doesn't have a heart?

Also, this.


You got to put the effort in Bane! :) (Though I bet your on a smart phone right now)
 
2014-01-22 09:55:48 PM  

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: DarkSoulNoHope: [ingat.info image 400x400]

Oh for ch....


At least both our hearts are in the right place. :)
 
2014-01-22 09:57:18 PM  

Another Government Employee: For the audacity and nerve Madoff has, there is still one thing that bugs me.  The only reason he does hard time is he scammed the 1%.  All those other bozos who scam us laugh from their yachts.


To be fair, a lot of middle-class people were hit hard by him, but yeah, it was because he hurt so many wealthy people that he became so reviled. It's okay to destroy the world economy through manipulation of libor and bond market rates, subprime mortgages, credit default swaps, and so on, because hey, people with capital can make bank in a recession. Don't fark with the wealthy though.
 
2014-01-22 09:57:31 PM  
all you farkers that wished him ass-cancer damn near hit the mark. happy enough with renal cancer?
 
2014-01-22 09:57:46 PM  
His only mistake was he scammed rich people. If he had simply stolen from the middle class and poor like the rest of Wall St. he'd be a free man today.
 
2014-01-22 09:58:07 PM  
+1 because cancer deserves better.
 
2014-01-22 09:58:55 PM  
I once said I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone. I still believe so, but Madoff tests that greatly.
 
2014-01-22 09:58:59 PM  

aurorous: His only mistake was he scammed rich people. If he had simply stolen from the middle class and poor like the rest of Wall St. he'd be a free man today.


Plus he'd be praised as an "innovator".
 
2014-01-22 09:59:05 PM  
Refusing treatment, eh? I hope it takes it's sweet time killing him.
 
2014-01-22 09:59:11 PM  
What's that thing people say whenever someone gets shot while stealing... oh yes, "possessions aren't worth a human life". So we should all feel bad cause all he took was possessions, and this is a human life we are talking about, right?
 
2014-01-22 09:59:45 PM  

aurorous: His only mistake was he scammed rich people. If he had simply stolen from the middle class and poor like the rest of Wall St. he'd be a free man today.


I guarantee he damaged far more poor people's lives than the rich he scammed.
 
2014-01-22 09:59:58 PM  
Bizarre his son also has renal cancer.

That sounds environmental.
 
2014-01-22 10:00:07 PM  
Lou Perlman will say his cancer is stage 5
 
2014-01-22 10:00:56 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Bizarre his son also has renal cancer.

That sounds environmental.


Genetic?
 
2014-01-22 10:01:27 PM  
That sucks. Cancer didn't do anything to deserve that.
 
2014-01-22 10:04:21 PM  

i78.photobucket.com

 
2014-01-22 10:07:28 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Bizarre his son also has renal cancer.

That sounds environmental.


... a father and son both have the same disease and you think "environmental"? Really? Cause the first thing that pops into my head is "genetic".
 
2014-01-22 10:08:28 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Bane of Broone: grumpycatgood.bmp

RaceDTruck: How could he have a heart attack when he doesn't have a heart?

Also, this.

You got to put the effort in Bane! :) (Though I bet your on a smart phone right now)


Lol, nope. I just like the feel of the typed out image name and screwing around with the extentions.

themoreyouknow.pnf :p
 
2014-01-22 10:08:39 PM  
Karma is a biatch
 
2014-01-22 10:08:40 PM  
info.flexchecks.com

Maybe he should sign up.
 
2014-01-22 10:08:55 PM  

Boojum2k: aurorous: His only mistake was he scammed rich people. If he had simply stolen from the middle class and poor like the rest of Wall St. he'd be a free man today.

I guarantee he damaged far more poor people's lives than the rich he scammed.


Here locally, there was a plumbers' and pipe fitters' union that he farked - the opposite of the Silver Spoon crowd. People who worked hard all of their lives and scrimped and saved to be able to retire and spend their senior years in a bit of comfort lost everything they had worked for. F*ck this guy.

Use him as a test subject for some radical new cancer treatment. That way maybe he can contribute to the human race before he kicks.

Only if it works, give him a new kind of cancer and keep trying shiat. Repeat as necessary.
 
2014-01-22 10:08:55 PM  
Well...bye.
 
2014-01-22 10:09:14 PM  

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: DarkSoulNoHope: [ingat.info image 400x400]

Oh for ch....


No no...  It's "Shakes tiny fist".
 
2014-01-22 10:10:37 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Bizarre his son also has renal cancer.

That sounds environmental.


Makes me wonder if it's just genetic or it was stress induced. You can get all kinds of health problems if you're worrying yourself to death.
 
2014-01-22 10:10:53 PM  
Does he qualify for a donated organ?
 
2014-01-22 10:11:37 PM  
Jeez!

If you guys can't say *anything* nice, come sit next to me.
 
2014-01-22 10:11:50 PM  
I guess cancer's tired of all the bad press it gets and is starting a PR campaign.
 
2014-01-22 10:12:32 PM  

Prey4reign: Does he qualify for a donated organ?


Depends on how desprate is cell mate is
 
2014-01-22 10:13:03 PM  
A shame they had the chance to stage him.

Not really, let him rot from the inside out.
 
2014-01-22 10:14:03 PM  

Boojum2k: aurorous: His only mistake was he scammed rich people. If he had simply stolen from the middle class and poor like the rest of Wall St. he'd be a free man today.

I guarantee he damaged far more poor people's lives than the rich he scammed.


This.

And to make matters worse, most of the folks who could afford it the least had little or no say in how their pensions were invested... those are run by "experts" who should have known better.
 
2014-01-22 10:15:12 PM  

Another Government Employee: For the audacity and nerve Madoff has, there is still one thing that bugs me.  The only reason he does hard time is he scammed the 1%.  All those other bozos who scam us laugh from their yachts.


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2014-01-22 10:15:52 PM  
Cancer didn't get the best of him.  It just made off with the worst of what was left.
 
2014-01-22 10:15:58 PM  

namegoeshere: Use him as a test subject for some radical new cancer treatment.


I've heard that getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly has shown promise. I'm not sure if it works, but it's worth a try.
As a bonus, you could probably find a lot of people who'd pay $10 for the chance and you could use that cash to fund more cancer research... win-win.
 
2014-01-22 10:16:01 PM  

Another Government Employee: For the audacity and nerve Madoff has, there is still one thing that bugs me.  The only reason he does hard time is he scammed the 1%.  All those other bozos who scam us laugh from their yachts.


Jeffrey Skilling got 14 years.  But let's be real, Madoff isn't doing "Hard Time".  He's in a low-security federal prison.  It's not great, but let's not act like it's ADX Florence.
 
2014-01-22 10:16:34 PM  

RaceDTruck: How could he have a heart attack when he doesn't have a heart?



Maybe somebody else's heart attacked him.
 
2014-01-22 10:16:55 PM  

That Guy Jeff: What's that thing people say whenever someone gets shot while stealing... oh yes, "possessions aren't worth a human life". So we should all feel bad cause all he took was possessions, and this is a human life we are talking about, right?


Your television =/= some old person's pension.

/had me laughing near the end though, so I'll give you 8/10 for this one
 
2014-01-22 10:17:44 PM  
Geat opportunity...

Put him in solitary

Tell him they just cured cancer with a new drug

Tell him it's out of his price range. Only millionaires can currently afford it.

Film it so I can laugh.

"Just kidding your gonna die"
 
2014-01-22 10:21:04 PM  

Another Government Employee: For the audacity and nerve Madoff has, there is still one thing that bugs me.  The only reason he does hard time is he scammed the 1%.  All those other bozos who scam us laugh from their yachts.


Yeah, no, that's a quite common misconception.

Check out "American Greed" on CNBC some time. About 85% of those who get taken by Madoff and his ilk are ordinary people who've saved up enough to make it worth investing and want only to have enough extra income to not have to live on hamburger and cat food during their golden years. Or to leave a little something to their grandkids. They're not wealthy bozos who deserve to get taken.
 
2014-01-22 10:21:07 PM  

That Guy Jeff: What's that thing people say whenever someone gets shot while stealing... oh yes, "possessions aren't worth a human life". So we should all feel bad cause all he took was possessions, and this is a human life we are talking about, right?


I was on the fence about his cancer until your post.

What he took from some people was their life savings and their future.
What he took from me (directly) were two of my biggest donors, forcing me to close a non-profit that helped children and the elderly. About 40 regular clients, their families - not to mention employees and volunteers.
If we are weighing his human life, the end of it in pain and incarcerated then I must balance that against the other human lives he impacted - he comes up short even when I add in his son's suicide.

Sorry - Anger overshadows pity
 
2014-01-22 10:27:21 PM  
I woulda gone with the "spiffy" tag myself.
 
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