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(Detroit Free Press)   Never bring a blow torch AND handgun to a screwdriver fight   (freep.com) divider line 22
    More: Scary, flashlight, Detroit Police Department, screwdrivers, handguns, stab wound  
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2014-01-22 04:28:47 PM
The victim said she grabbed a screwdriver, stabbed her attacker in the eye and escaped from the car naked.

Police are still looking for the suspect, described as a black man with a possible stab wound to the eye


So she lied about stabbing him in the eye?
 
2014-01-22 04:28:48 PM
Can I bring one of these?

romerobrooks.com
 
2014-01-22 04:28:52 PM
Ballsy lady... Good for her for escaping
 
2014-01-22 04:33:17 PM
Future followup headline:  Man who assaulted and attempted to rape woman now suing her for injuries sustained when she fought back.
 
2014-01-22 04:36:49 PM

blatz514: The victim said she grabbed a screwdriver, stabbed her attacker in the eye and escaped from the car naked.

Police are still looking for the suspect, described as a black man with a possible stab wound to the eye

So she lied about stabbing him in the eye?



Police are trying to corroborate her story with a reliable eyewitness.
 
2014-01-22 04:37:21 PM
Should'a brought a blow torch and a pair of pliers.  Hear that, hillbilly boy?
 
2014-01-22 04:38:41 PM
Wouldn't she suffer similar injuries if her pants were on fire?
 
2014-01-22 04:39:06 PM
And to think...

He might get away with his dastardly crime if he can only find a simple way to disguise himself...

Like putting the gun and blowtorch down.

/Nice work Lou
 
2014-01-22 04:40:36 PM
A possible stab wound to the eye?  Shouldn't they be looking for a guy with a screwdriver through his eye? Or it that too obvious?
 
2014-01-22 04:41:32 PM
The suspect grabbed a blowtorch and began burning her legs, Madera said. The victim said she grabbed a screwdriver, stabbed her attacker in the eye and escaped from the car naked.

Tarantino needs to recreate this.
 
2014-01-22 04:42:12 PM
Had a friend of mine who was stabbed to death with a screwdriver on Christmas day so I'm getting a kick out of this thread....
 
2014-01-22 04:43:20 PM
I'll keep an eye out for him.
 
2014-01-22 05:00:27 PM
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2014-01-22 05:14:40 PM

highendmighty: Should'a brought a blow torch and a pair of pliers.  Hear that, hillbilly boy?


dont worry, the cops are waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.

/oh
//that what now
 
2014-01-22 05:45:04 PM
"...the 116000 block of Appoline..."

Just how the fark big is Detroit?  Using 8 city blocks to the mile and 1,160 blocks, they're talking about an address 145 miles from the starting point of the numbering system. Where does the numbering system start, Ontario?
 
2014-01-22 05:52:31 PM

zimbomba63: "...the 116000 block of Appoline..."

Just how the fark big is Detroit?  Using 8 city blocks to the mile and 1,160 blocks, they're talking about an address 145 miles from the starting point of the numbering system. Where does the numbering system start, Ontario?


It's a typo.  One too many zeros.
 
2014-01-22 06:55:01 PM
From the description at the bottom of TFA, I've never wanted a police sketch so badly.
 
2014-01-22 07:26:10 PM
This sounds like someone forgot to pay her pimp.   But the pimp paid the price.
 
2014-01-22 07:27:17 PM

wxboy: zimbomba63: "...the 116000 block of Appoline..."

Just how the fark big is Detroit?  Using 8 city blocks to the mile and 1,160 blocks, they're talking about an address 145 miles from the starting point of the numbering system. Where does the numbering system start, Ontario?

It's a typo.  One too many zeros.


Even so, it is good for people to know just how huge Detroit is in physical size.  It is a very large city in area:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit#Geography
Map of Boston, Manhattan and San Francisco overlaied on Detroit for comparison:
http://blog.thedetroithub.com/2010/08/12/comparing-detroit-to-other- ci ties-look-at-the-map/

Remember, only 700,000 people remain in Detroit--if that many.  The city was built for over 2 million people; I think it peaked at around 1.8 million around 1950 or 1960 or so.
 
2014-01-22 09:09:44 PM

Kveld: From the description at the bottom of TFA, I've never wanted a police sketch so badly.


Well, it's too late to be looking for a guy with a screwdriver sticking out of his face.  It would have to have an eye patch instead.
 
2014-01-23 12:25:11 AM
Find him, kill him, protect mankind and sterilize the gene pool an iota doing so.
 
2014-01-23 06:22:06 PM
What if you're Dogwelder ?
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