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(WTFark) Video Again, the age-old question goes unanswered: what IS the best way to offer your genitals to a stranger?   (ora.tv) divider line 60
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2014-01-22 03:54:31 PM
I actually liked this one.
 
2014-01-22 03:58:17 PM
Covered in chocolate?
 
2014-01-22 03:59:24 PM
Slowly. While quietly humming Battle Hymm of the Republic.
 
2014-01-22 04:01:53 PM
WTFark is new to me... is this Fark TV 2.0?
 
2014-01-22 04:08:51 PM
In a box.
 
2014-01-22 04:11:46 PM
By mentioning EIP?
 
2014-01-22 04:12:14 PM

dletter: WTFark is new to me... is this Fark TV 2.0?


I thought for sure we had killed it many moons ago, but like an origin vampire it just keeps coming back.
 
2014-01-22 04:12:15 PM
Maybe I could swap my left nut for a set of dentures!
 
2014-01-22 04:15:25 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-01-22 04:22:26 PM
Chin held high, zipper down low, and a shimmy of the hips.

/at least that's how I learned it in Sunday School
 
2014-01-22 04:26:20 PM
The view counts on WTFark videos indicate that they are spreading like a viral sensation.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-PGk0xTdoUJjK29kRJkk7sHNUqSXd pk K
 
2014-01-22 04:26:26 PM
That was pretty well done.
 
2014-01-22 04:28:59 PM

HairBolus: The view counts on WTFark videos indicate that they are spreading like a viral sensation.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-PGk0xTdoUJjK29kRJkk7sHNUqSXd pk K


I don't understand why Fark chose to use Ora TV as its channel on YouTube. But I am old and I have forgotten the equation...
 
2014-01-22 04:42:15 PM
I still don't know what FarkTV was(is?) other than through gossip and rumors.
 
2014-01-22 04:43:22 PM
Does anyone have the precise minimal combination of internet detritus to let through in order to get this video to play on FF with NoScript + AdBlock + Ghostery, ? There is a buttload of scripting, widgets, beacons, ad servers, etc. on there.
 
2014-01-22 04:45:40 PM

InterruptingQuirk: Does anyone have the precise minimal combination of internet detritus to let through in order to get this video to play on FF with NoScript + AdBlock + Ghostery, ? There is a buttload of scripting, widgets, beacons, ad servers, etc. on there.


I think the best move is not to play.  That's what I'm doing.
 
2014-01-22 05:02:56 PM

BumpInTheNight: InterruptingQuirk: Does anyone have the precise minimal combination of internet detritus to let through in order to get this video to play on FF with NoScript + AdBlock + Ghostery, ? There is a buttload of scripting, widgets, beacons, ad servers, etc. on there.

I think the best move is not to play.  That's what I'm doing.


I don't understand why this is on a video site I have never heard of before. Is Youtube blocked in Kentucky?

/Vimeo
//dailymotion
///wimp
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2014-01-22 05:04:45 PM

divx88: I still don't know what FarkTV was(is?) other than through gossip and rumors.


Youtube it....it...well, it exists.
/i'll just say that
 
2014-01-22 05:06:51 PM

InterruptingQuirk: Does anyone have the precise minimal combination of internet detritus to let through in order to get this video to play on FF with NoScript + AdBlock + Ghostery, ? There is a buttload of scripting, widgets, beacons, ad servers, etc. on there.


I use NoScript and AdBlock. Temporarily allowing ora.tv and ajax.googleapis.com did it for me.
 
2014-01-22 05:07:20 PM

InterruptingQuirk: BumpInTheNight: InterruptingQuirk: Does anyone have the precise minimal combination of internet detritus to let through in order to get this video to play on FF with NoScript + AdBlock + Ghostery, ? There is a buttload of scripting, widgets, beacons, ad servers, etc. on there.

I think the best move is not to play.  That's what I'm doing.

I don't understand why this is on a video site I have never heard of before. Is Youtube blocked in Kentucky?

/Vimeo
//dailymotion
///wimp
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Exactly my point above. Why didn't Fark just use a Fark channel on YouTube...among other content portals to the Intratubes.
 
2014-01-22 05:09:53 PM

InterruptingQuirk: BumpInTheNight: InterruptingQuirk: Does anyone have the precise minimal combination of internet detritus to let through in order to get this video to play on FF with NoScript + AdBlock + Ghostery, ? There is a buttload of scripting, widgets, beacons, ad servers, etc. on there.

I think the best move is not to play.  That's what I'm doing.

I don't understand why this is on a video site I have never heard of before. Is Youtube blocked in Kentucky?

/Vimeo
//dailymotion
///wimp
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Drew greenlit a main page thread last week that introduced WTFark! site-wide. Before that he posted two threads in TFD to get feedback.
 
2014-01-22 05:12:58 PM

Bathia_Mapes: InterruptingQuirk: BumpInTheNight: InterruptingQuirk: Does anyone have the precise minimal combination of internet detritus to let through in order to get this video to play on FF with NoScript + AdBlock + Ghostery, ? There is a buttload of scripting, widgets, beacons, ad servers, etc. on there.

I think the best move is not to play.  That's what I'm doing.

I don't understand why this is on a video site I have never heard of before. Is Youtube blocked in Kentucky?

/Vimeo
//dailymotion
///wimp
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Drew greenlit a main page thread last week that introduced WTFark! site-wide. Before that he posted two threads in TFD to get feedback.


I think I see the problem here.
 
2014-01-22 05:20:28 PM

Bathia_Mapes: InterruptingQuirk: BumpInTheNight: InterruptingQuirk: Does anyone have the precise minimal combination of internet detritus to let through in order to get this video to play on FF with NoScript + AdBlock + Ghostery, ? There is a buttload of scripting, widgets, beacons, ad servers, etc. on there.

I think the best move is not to play.  That's what I'm doing.

I don't understand why this is on a video site I have never heard of before. Is Youtube blocked in Kentucky?

/Vimeo
//dailymotion
///wimp
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Drew greenlit a main page thread last week that introduced WTFark! site-wide. Before that he posted two threads in TFD to get feedback.


This post in that thread provided feedback regarding how it should be on a real video hosting site, perhaps even using either Ora.tv's YT page or commandeering a YT page called Fark which currently has ~4 videos posted to it.
 
2014-01-22 05:22:54 PM

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: InterruptingQuirk: Does anyone have the precise minimal combination of internet detritus to let through in order to get this video to play on FF with NoScript + AdBlock + Ghostery, ? There is a buttload of scripting, widgets, beacons, ad servers, etc. on there.

I use NoScript and AdBlock. Temporarily allowing ora.tv and ajax.googleapis.com did it for me.


I might see that if I let apis.google.com through, but I don't as I can use gmail and Youtube without it. I let ora.tv through, but I'm probably stuck without the other.

Which brings us back to Youtube.
 
2014-01-22 05:24:04 PM

divx88: I still don't know what FarkTV was(is?) other than through gossip and rumors.


Imagine the least funny show you've ever seen on TV that was meant to be a comedy.

Now imagine the guys who auditioned for that show and got rejected decided to start their own youtube series.

Now imagine the guys who auditioned for that show and got rejected...

However, it did produce some legendary threads and some still appearing memes.
 
2014-01-22 05:37:15 PM

StRalphTheLiar: divx88: I still don't know what FarkTV was(is?) other than through gossip and rumors.

Imagine the least funny show you've ever seen on TV that was meant to be a comedy.

Now imagine the guys who auditioned for that show and got rejected decided to start their own youtube series.

Now imagine the guys who auditioned for that show and got rejected...

However, it did produce some legendary threads and some still appearing memes.


So potentially heading in the direction of trying desperately to become relevant like Google+?
 
2014-01-22 05:39:28 PM
Cooked, chilled, and sliced thin.
 
2014-01-22 05:45:59 PM

Bathia_Mapes:

Drew greenlit a main page thread last week that introduced WTFark! site-wide. Before that he posted two threads in TFD to get feedback.




i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-22 06:08:48 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-22 06:11:15 PM
 
2014-01-22 06:31:29 PM

StRalphTheLiar: However, it did produce some legendary threads and some still appearing memes.


Are there any memes created on Fark that have widespread use off the site? Most of the memes I see here were created, or at least popularized, on 4chan and/or Reddit.
 
2014-01-22 06:33:04 PM
What is the best way to offer your genitals to a stranger?

On a hot summer night, offer them to the wolf with the red roses?
 
2014-01-22 06:39:01 PM
OK, so I missed the original thread. So help me here. I'm having a hard time (no pun intended) figuring out the crime here. Did he actually show or just ask if he could?
 
2014-01-22 06:57:27 PM

Alien Robot: OK, so I missed the original thread. So help me here. I'm having a hard time (no pun intended) figuring out the crime here. Did he actually show or just ask if he could?


Original thread


He made lewd comments & gestures towards the female jogger.
 
2014-01-22 07:09:54 PM
i.imgur.com

/might be obscure depending on when you were born.
 
2014-01-22 07:15:20 PM
Huh... That one didn't make me want to grab my scrotum in pain.
 
2014-01-22 07:56:36 PM
You should do a WTFark on this thread....

img2u.info

/I actually like these bits... keep them coming.
 
2014-01-22 09:35:26 PM
A fruit bowl?
 
2014-01-22 11:21:09 PM
Keep 'em coming Mike. :)
 
2014-01-23 12:28:57 AM

orangehat: A fruit bowl?


Mashed potatoes.
 
2014-01-23 12:47:32 AM
I usually wait for the women's to ask " show me you're nuts" and then I regale them with my sock puppet skills
 
2014-01-23 12:55:42 AM
First see if they act repulsed when you chat about the weather.
 
2014-01-23 01:45:10 AM
"In the butt" has been working for me.
 
2014-01-23 02:44:35 AM

divx88: I still don't know what FarkTV was(is?) other than through gossip and rumors.


sweat and dead man's balls
 
2014-01-23 03:26:37 AM
www.post-gazette.com
 
2014-01-23 04:08:07 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Alien Robot: OK, so I missed the original thread. So help me here. I'm having a hard time (no pun intended) figuring out the crime here. Did he actually show or just ask if he could?

Original thread

He made lewd comments & gestures towards the female jogger.


But "lewd comments and gestures" are not illegal (unless there's more to the story).
 
2014-01-23 04:08:25 AM
they referred to my headline....seriously...lol. and some of you farkers by name...weird. are we famous?
 
2014-01-23 04:38:21 AM
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen Fark.
 
2014-01-23 05:44:54 AM
A woman steps into the elevator
She says, can I smell your balls?
I say no.
She says it must be my feet then.
 
2014-01-23 07:43:25 AM
WTFark is a joke right? Cause that was pretty farking stupid.

/hire a real writer, drew
 
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