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(Mediabistro)   Roger Ailes: "I tapped Maria [Bartiromo]." You're welcome for that mental image   (mediabistro.com) divider line 26
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3346 clicks; posted to Business » on 22 Jan 2014 at 4:38 PM (47 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-22 02:32:45 PM  
I'd tongue punch her fart box.....
 
2014-01-22 02:42:23 PM  
I'd do to her what the banks have done to the world, only lovingly and with lit candles and sensual oils and sinatra playing in the background.
then I'd tongue punch her in the fart box.
 
2014-01-22 02:48:24 PM  
I'd passionately lingually stimulate her rectal erogenous zone.
 
2014-01-22 04:41:37 PM  
Any of you "I'd do her" people look at her lately.  She's farking hideous.  Oh, perhaps the notion of money has clouded your eyesite?
 
2014-01-22 04:48:04 PM  
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2014-01-22 04:53:20 PM  

hammettman: [i90.photobucket.com image 394x600]


i.imgur.com


You must be lying....
 
2014-01-22 04:56:17 PM  
I've seen her in person a few times. Homegirl is WAYYY thicker than she seems on TV.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but in her case, the camera drops about 50lbs.
 
2014-01-22 05:00:51 PM  
Bartiromo: What's the fact? What's the fact?

Pareene: The fact that they hired children of prominent party officials and there's a spreadsheet connected to deals they were doing in China.

Bartiromo: I don't like spewing things that are not actual fact on this program. I really have a problem with that.

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Yet the Securities and Exchange Commission and federal prosecutors in Brooklyn, which are leading the JPMorgan inquiry, are examining whether the bank improperly won some of those deals by trading job offers for business with state-owned Chinese companies. The S.E.C. and the prosecutors, which might ultimately conclude that none of the hiring crossed a legal line, did not comment.
 
2014-01-22 05:03:11 PM  
No, she climbed on top of your walrus-like body and made naugahyde-sucking sounds with your thighs until you grunted out a half-masted squirt and fell asleep. You didn't even give her cab fare.
 
2014-01-22 05:05:26 PM  
oh, Maria

the things I would do....
 
2014-01-22 05:06:50 PM  
She's a 6 at best, which is out of most Farker's league.

/I'm out of her league.
 
2014-01-22 05:07:12 PM  

hammettman: Any of you "I'd do her" people look at her lately.  She's farking hideous.  Oh, perhaps the notion of money has clouded your eyesite?


Becoming hideous is probably a side effect of touching Roger Ailes.
 
2014-01-22 05:10:43 PM  

red5ish: hammettman: Any of you "I'd do her" people look at her lately.  She's farking hideous.  Oh, perhaps the notion of money has clouded your eyesite?

Becoming hideous is probably a side effect of touching Roger Ailes.


Believe it or not, this is Megyn Kelly after a booty call with Ailes.

www.emersons.net
 
2014-01-22 05:18:30 PM  
She has an exotic Grecian look which is quite captivating, although the bloom is slowly fading from this rose.

She's 46, which surprised me when I looked it up.  I would've put her in the early 50's.

Also seems to be struggling with mid-life weight fluctuation.

/I've put way too much thought into this.
//I'd tongue her balloon knot
 
2014-01-22 05:31:21 PM  
Valerie Bertandernie is way hotter.
 
2014-01-22 05:42:53 PM  
Joey Ramone approves.
 Joey Ramone - Maria Bartiromo-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf4_-ciaJtk
 
2014-01-22 07:26:45 PM  
Remember the dotcom bubble?

So does she.

Move on. Erin Burnett is hotter...I remember when she worked for Bloomberg.
 
2014-01-22 07:47:49 PM  
I used to think Bartiromo was pretty hot, but then I got the sound fixed on the TV.
 
2014-01-22 08:25:21 PM  
Fox is a microcosm of the political landscape. The biggest prostitutes always fail upwards at the speed of light. If you're willing to say anything, there will be a massive paycheck at the end of the day.
 
2014-01-22 09:31:13 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: Fox is a microcosm of the political landscape. The biggest prostitutes always fail upwards at the speed of light. If you're willing to say anything, there will be a massive paycheck at the end of the day.


You know what they say, everyone is a whore for the right price.  How much did Gore score by selling out?
 
2014-01-22 10:45:12 PM  

HemlockStones: How much did Gore score by selling out?


You mean selling his Apple stock as a member of the Board of Directors?  Or selling the oil stock his dad left him when he died?
 
2014-01-23 01:27:03 AM  
The last month she was on CNBC she was really getting her Fox News schtick down.  It was embarrassing.  Taxes BAD.  Big business GOOD.  Corrupt big bank CEO's like Jamie Dimon GREAT.  LIBS LIBS LIBS!
 
2014-01-23 06:22:16 AM  
A poor excuse for a journalist goes from one irrelevant network that seems to have no problem with their staff defending the people they are supposed to be covering impartially, to another somewhat irrelevant network that does the same.
 
2014-01-23 07:05:49 AM  
She's got that type of nose that is cute when young, but turns into a pointy hawk beak as one ages and looks more lie a weapon.

As other has said that trunk is overstuffed with junk, which the camera angles don't show you.But that will fit in fine at Fox, they like their women thick and larger.
 
2014-01-23 07:26:03 AM  
20 years ago she was something.  Her looks got her a cushy job as "the money honey" and now she has to sleep with Ailes.
 
2014-01-23 10:12:20 AM  

ferretman: I'd tongue punch her fart box.....


elvisaintdead: I'd do to her what the banks have done to the world, only lovingly and with lit candles and sensual oils and sinatra playing in the background.
then I'd tongue punch her in the fart box.


PC LOAD LETTER: I'd passionately lingually stimulate her rectal erogenous zone.


Make sure she has showered recently....with an ass like that she probably doesn't wipe very effectively
 
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