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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Captain: "Everyone off the ice and back on board ship now." Everyone else: "We're sending more people on the ice." Antarctic: "Om nom nom"   (smh.com.au) divider line 16
    More: Followup, East Antarctica, sea ice, International Association of Educators, Douglas Mawson, Bureau of Meteorology, Akademik Shokalskiy, weather stations, University of Tasmania  
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2014-01-22 01:48:03 PM  
When will people learn the ocean does not love you. It doesn't like you. You can't make it your friend.
 
2014-01-22 02:04:21 PM  
WTF?  Autoplay audio.
 
2014-01-22 02:04:29 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: When will people learn the ocean does not love you. It doesn't like you. You can't make it your friend.


It's full of things that will eat or dismember you.  It can suffocate you using only gravity.  And it's full of fish poop.
 
2014-01-22 02:05:23 PM  
Waiting for a summary of this with less obnoxious amateur web site design.
 
2014-01-22 02:18:14 PM  
This looks suspiciously like a bookmark post.
 
2014-01-22 02:28:12 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: When will people learn the ocean does not love you. It doesn't like you. You can't make it your friend.


Well, its the "Southern Ocean" so it can be your imaginary friend.


/loves third world maps
 
2014-01-22 02:47:45 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: When will people learn the ocean does not love you. It doesn't like you. You can't make it your friend.


Listen, and understand. The ocean is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
 
2014-01-22 03:08:10 PM  

airsupport: Clock Spider Jerusalem: When will people learn the ocean does not love you. It doesn't like you. You can't make it your friend.

It's full of things that will eat or dismember you.  It can suffocate you using only gravity.  And it's full of fish poop.


It is also full of things I can dismember and eat. That and various kinds of poop.
 
2014-01-22 03:33:40 PM  
"When you pay for an expedition to a place like Antarctica you trust that the leaders know what they're doing."

Translation "I want to go to one of the most extreme places on earth filled with danger and mortal peril, but only if someone can promise me I won't get any danger or mortal peril on my new boots."

Sorry for your luck, Fish Poop happens.
 
2014-01-22 03:34:16 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Clock Spider Jerusalem: When will people learn the ocean does not love you. It doesn't like you. You can't make it your friend.

Listen, and understand. The ocean is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.


You know the thing about the ocean, it's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When it comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until it bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
 
2014-01-22 04:28:21 PM  
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/shackleton/
could have ended up like these poor buggers for a couple of weeks.  They had a intact ship. Mostly safe but bored.
 
2014-01-22 06:30:39 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: When will people learn the ocean does not love you. It doesn't like you. You can't make it your friend.


mortal enemies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq3pe1LWj6w
 
2014-01-22 09:29:02 PM  
Wait, not one Lovecraft or Thing reference? You guys are slipping.
/"Bloop"...
 
2014-01-22 11:42:23 PM  

This About That: Waiting for a summary of this with less obnoxious amateur web site design.


Hey, this is Australia. This style of web design will ford the English Channel soon, then sweep across the East Coast of the colonies and become the hottest thing since the BLINK tag.
 
2014-01-23 03:04:05 AM  
"You can't tell me what to do" doesn't work so well in the REAL world.
 
2014-01-23 01:15:21 PM  

Crid: "You can't tell me what to do" doesn't work so well in the REAL world.


But this is SCIENCE!
 
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