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2014-01-22 01:24:51 PM
6 votes:
Uh...everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
2014-01-22 01:23:47 PM
6 votes:
aviationblog.dallasnews.com
2014-01-22 01:20:33 PM
5 votes:
Freaking gun grabbing libtards. Gunfire in oklahoma is a pretty normal thing. We even shoot at eachother to say hello.
2014-01-22 01:53:01 PM
4 votes:
I work on OU's research campus
img.fark.net
2014-01-22 01:26:39 PM
4 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: Uh...everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?


Would like a word:

static2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-01-22 01:20:21 PM
3 votes:
Days since last school shooting = 0
2014-01-22 03:50:39 PM
2 votes:

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: dittybopper:

She *BLANCHED* when I said that, realizing what she had done.
.

[poolparty.typepad.com image 300x225]


Sorry, I meant she turned *WHITE*

upload.wikimedia.org
2014-01-22 01:34:46 PM
2 votes:
January the 22nd, 2014, was much like any other winter's day in Norman, and Ralph Melish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when...Nothing happened.

Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Melish looked down. But one glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was *no* severed arm. No dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties. No head in a bag. Nothing. Not a sausage.

For Ralph Melish, this was *not* to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion, nor any web of lies, which would, had he been not uninvolved, surely have led him to no other place, than the central criminal court of the Old Bailey.
2014-01-22 01:32:59 PM
2 votes:

Perducci: Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.


[Citation needed]

I bet a lot of those people were shot for very good reasons.
2014-01-22 03:46:16 PM
1 votes:

cygnusx13: Days since last school shooting = 0


Posts since you were wrong = 0
2014-01-22 03:44:51 PM
1 votes:

dittybopper:

She *BLANCHED* when I said that, realizing what she had done.
.


poolparty.typepad.com
2014-01-22 02:25:41 PM
1 votes:

dittybopper: Could be a rifle with a sword attached, like a Baker rifle and sword bayonet:


Not only does that have a bayonet (and a bayonet lug), it has the thing that goes up.  That gun is obviously an assault rifle and needs to be banned.
2014-01-22 02:23:16 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-22 01:55:58 PM
1 votes:

HawgWild: [i.imgur.com image 165x180]


Apt. Funny. And a great gif.

Comics are uncanny. Think about the funny walk that Michael Palin's character was trying to get a grant for in the Funny Walk sketch. It had to be funny but not as funny as the original. So, they had to calibrate funny. I get dizzy thinking about it. And here's Izzard doing a series of the same gag except each look slightly different. And the first time I saw the routine, each was funnier than the one before.
2014-01-22 01:47:32 PM
1 votes:

coeyagi: School shooting in back-to-back-to-back days trifecta in play.... bets?  Missouri is about due, ain't it?


Someone is going to be SO embarrassed when it comes out that there were no shots fired, therefore, no "school shooting" bandwagon to hop on for today...

Oh, wait, its already happened, hasn't it?
2014-01-22 01:45:50 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-22 01:39:51 PM
1 votes:

R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.


So does that mean it's NOT too soon to talk about gun control?

UP Next the latest trend among high schools and colleges, Mass shootings with no gunfire or injuries.
ksaz.images.worldnow.com

/I could actually support this trend.
2014-01-22 01:38:25 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-01-22 01:35:03 PM
1 votes:
Also
img.fark.net
2014-01-22 01:31:35 PM
1 votes:
there's nothing happening here.
and what it ain't, ain't exactly clear
there's no man with a gun over there. they telling me that I got to beware
I think it's time we stop, children, there's no sound. everybody look, nothing's going down.
2014-01-22 01:28:19 PM
1 votes:
NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.
2014-01-22 01:27:58 PM
1 votes:
Was the suspect hatless?
2014-01-22 01:27:43 PM
1 votes:
Thanks for the alert, FARK App. I would never have known that nothing had happened without you.
2014-01-22 01:27:37 PM
1 votes:

adragontattoo: The University of Oklahoma says authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported.


So now is the time to talk about gun control?
2014-01-22 01:26:18 PM
1 votes:
Just a car backfiring, relax people...
2014-01-22 01:25:28 PM
1 votes:
seriously, when are you libs going to WAKE UP and acknowledge that COMPULSORY CARRY for everyone over the age of 6 3 is the only way to stop these things in their tracks??
2014-01-22 01:25:26 PM
1 votes:

cygnusx13: Days since last school shooting = 0


Shots fired in last school shooting news flash = 0
2014-01-22 01:24:41 PM
1 votes:

cygnusx13: Days since last school shooting with no shots fired and nobody injured = 0


FTFY
2014-01-22 01:24:33 PM
1 votes:
Situation: Normal. OK?
2014-01-22 01:24:04 PM
1 votes:
Yes it is.
www.martyduren.com
2014-01-22 01:23:39 PM
1 votes:
Engineers yesterday, Architects today.  But now is not to the time to talk about STEM control.
2014-01-22 01:22:50 PM
1 votes:
It is to the point where no campus shootings mean a News Flash.
2014-01-22 01:22:40 PM
1 votes:
here comes the derp
2014-01-22 01:20:32 PM
1 votes:
Has it even been 24 hours since the last one? Jesus.

/Reset the clock
 
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