Facetious_Speciest: Uh...everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: dittybopper:She *BLANCHED* when I said that, realizing what she had done..[poolparty.typepad.com image 300x225]
Perducci: Don't worry. Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.
cygnusx13: Days since last school shooting = 0
dittybopper: She *BLANCHED* when I said that, realizing what she had done..
dittybopper: Could be a rifle with a sword attached, like a Baker rifle and sword bayonet:
HawgWild: [i.imgur.com image 165x180]
coeyagi: School shooting in back-to-back-to-back days trifecta in play.... bets? Missouri is about due, ain't it?
R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.
adragontattoo: The University of Oklahoma says authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported.
cygnusx13: Days since last school shooting with no shots fired and nobody injured = 0
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