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2014-01-22 01:20:21 PM
Days since last school shooting = 0
 
2014-01-22 01:20:30 PM
Stay safe out there!
 
2014-01-22 01:20:32 PM
Has it even been 24 hours since the last one? Jesus.

/Reset the clock
 
2014-01-22 01:20:33 PM
Freaking gun grabbing libtards. Gunfire in oklahoma is a pretty normal thing. We even shoot at eachother to say hello.
 
2014-01-22 01:20:43 PM
ban all de gunz
 
2014-01-22 01:20:56 PM
Lockdown lifted, all clear given on campus.
 
2014-01-22 01:20:58 PM
No evidence of shots fired... swat clearing the building right now.
 
2014-01-22 01:21:29 PM
So a report of shots fired, but no actual evidence of any? I'm betting someone didn't study for a quiz.
 
2014-01-22 01:22:09 PM
Looks like we don't even need a "days since" ticker anymore, just assume 0.  I can only imagine how freaked I would be if I got a text on campus where it was happening (like Purdue sent out yesterday).
 
2014-01-22 01:22:40 PM
here comes the derp
 
2014-01-22 01:22:42 PM
So polite.
 
2014-01-22 01:22:50 PM
It is to the point where no campus shootings mean a News Flash.
 
2014-01-22 01:22:55 PM
School shooting in back-to-back-to-back days trifecta in play.... bets?  Missouri is about due, ain't it?
 
2014-01-22 01:22:57 PM
Fastest retraction evar.
 
2014-01-22 01:23:02 PM
The University of Oklahoma says authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported.
 
2014-01-22 01:23:28 PM
No shots fired!  I repeat, no shots fired!!
 
2014-01-22 01:23:35 PM
"Recently upgraded to 'OK' but still in Oklahoma so..."
 
2014-01-22 01:23:39 PM
Engineers yesterday, Architects today.  But now is not to the time to talk about STEM control.
 
2014-01-22 01:23:39 PM
Reported for abuse of new flash tag
 
2014-01-22 01:23:46 PM
i.imgur.com

From the OU home page. Let's hope its true.
 
2014-01-22 01:23:47 PM
aviationblog.dallasnews.com
 
2014-01-22 01:23:56 PM

hardinparamedic: Freaking gun grabbing libtards. Gunfire in oklahoma is a pretty normal thing. We even shoot at eachother to say hello.


inner ted: here comes the derp


Too late ted, it's already arrived.
 
2014-01-22 01:24:04 PM
Yes it is.
www.martyduren.com
 
2014-01-22 01:24:19 PM
NEWS FLASH, NOTHING HAPPENED GO AWAY!
 
2014-01-22 01:24:20 PM
Did someone's car back fire?  Then everyone goes apeshiat.
 
2014-01-22 01:24:30 PM

adragontattoo: The University of Oklahoma says authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported.


It's like amazon wanting to send you packages before you order them. But with killin.
 
2014-01-22 01:24:33 PM
Situation: Normal. OK?
 
2014-01-22 01:24:41 PM

cygnusx13: Days since last school shooting with no shots fired and nobody injured = 0


FTFY
 
2014-01-22 01:24:50 PM

FrancoFile: Engineers yesterday, Architects today.  But now is not to the time to talk about STEM control.


Perhaps these events are being perpetrated by a terror STEM cell.
 
2014-01-22 01:24:51 PM
Uh...everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-01-22 01:24:55 PM

Frank N Stein: Reported for abuse of new flash tag


LOL. Riiiight. Prolly a modmins buddy.
 
2014-01-22 01:25:26 PM
See?  Guns are safe.
 
2014-01-22 01:25:26 PM

cygnusx13: Days since last school shooting = 0


Shots fired in last school shooting news flash = 0
 
2014-01-22 01:25:28 PM
seriously, when are you libs going to WAKE UP and acknowledge that COMPULSORY CARRY for everyone over the age of 6 3 is the only way to stop these things in their tracks??
 
2014-01-22 01:25:57 PM
Well, that was nothing.

/thankfully
 
2014-01-22 01:26:05 PM
Can Fark stop with the buzzfeed links.
 
2014-01-22 01:26:14 PM
There were no shots fired today where I work, either. (So far.) Why is that not in the news?
 
2014-01-22 01:26:18 PM
Just a car backfiring, relax people...
 
2014-01-22 01:26:30 PM
Is this where the wind comes shooting down the planes?
 
2014-01-22 01:26:39 PM

Facetious_Speciest: Uh...everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?


Would like a word:

static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-22 01:26:47 PM
It's telling that everyone assumed this was real, since, let's face it, the chances were really high that it would be.

Saying that most gun owners are law abiding citizens doesn't mean a whole lot when it only takes a handful of bad eggs to negate those responsible folks' precautions.
 
2014-01-22 01:27:00 PM

Acharne: hardinparamedic: Freaking gun grabbing libtards. Gunfire in oklahoma is a pretty normal thing. We even shoot at eachother to say hello.

inner ted: here comes the derp

Too late ted, it's already arrived.


I can only imagine what it was like to be born without your humerus bones.
 
2014-01-22 01:27:01 PM

coeyagi: School shooting in back-to-back-to-back days trifecta in play.... bets?  Missouri is about due, ain't it?


I'm guessing here.

I submitted the story yesterday and got redlit.
 
2014-01-22 01:27:01 PM
Can we get a link that doesn't force you to create Microsoft Live account?
 
2014-01-22 01:27:03 PM
Well...thank god it wasn't a gunnado, where the winds swirl around at devastating speeds and lift up your house and shoot you in your basement.  And you know who you have to thank for that.
 
2014-01-22 01:27:34 PM
Dogs and cats living together?
 
2014-01-22 01:27:37 PM

adragontattoo: The University of Oklahoma says authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported.


So now is the time to talk about gun control?
 
2014-01-22 01:27:41 PM
OU's emergency alert page. Still checking Gould Hall.
 
2014-01-22 01:27:43 PM
Thanks for the alert, FARK App. I would never have known that nothing had happened without you.
 
2014-01-22 01:27:53 PM
As of right now, the entire text of story reads as follows:

Norman, Okla. - The University of Oklahoma says authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported.

University spokeswoman Catherine Bishop says in a statement that normal campus operations have resumed except for Gould Hall, where additional checking is continuing Wednesday.


You know gun violence in has gotten really bad when a story about a college campus where  no shots are fired for one day is a News Flash.  Hell, back when I was in college, no shots were fired on our campus damn near every day!
 
2014-01-22 01:27:58 PM
Was the suspect hatless?
 
2014-01-22 01:28:19 PM
NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.
 
2014-01-22 01:28:31 PM

gja: Frank N Stein: Reported for abuse of new flash tag

LOL. Riiiight. Prolly a modmins buddy.


These non-news flashes are getting terrible on Fark. I do try to report dumb shiat like this. But I really hope Drew addresses the issue.
Not that he cares I'm sure. We're all here clicking on the links and he's getting paid. But in deleting my Fark app that notifies me of new flashes.
 
2014-01-22 01:28:32 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Well...thank god it wasn't a gunnado, where the winds swirl around at devastating speeds and lift up your house and shoot you in your basement.  And you know who you have to thank for that.


Dammit. Now we're going to get a hilariously bad movie out of this.
 
2014-01-22 01:28:36 PM
Our top story tonight: Pretty much nothing happened.
And for our hearing-impaired viewers: OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT - PRETTY MUCH NOTHING HAPPENED!!!
 
2014-01-22 01:28:37 PM
Waiting for the confirmation that it was someone confusing an umbrella for an AR-15.
 
Rat
2014-01-22 01:28:42 PM
Sorry, I shouldn't  of had those Rosarita refrieds last night.

™ my bad
 
2014-01-22 01:28:42 PM
Call in the ROTC; that'll solve everything
 
2014-01-22 01:29:21 PM

ultradeeg: adragontattoo: The University of Oklahoma says authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported.

It's like amazon wanting to send you packages before you order them. But with killin.


With a caroling of derp outside your window...
 
2014-01-22 01:29:24 PM
static1.cinemovies.fr
 
2014-01-22 01:30:04 PM

R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.


Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.
 
2014-01-22 01:30:30 PM
Where is  basemetal?
 
2014-01-22 01:31:10 PM

drew46n2: seriously, when are you libs going to WAKE UP and acknowledge that COMPULSORY CARRY for everyone over the age of 6 3 is the only way to stop these things in their tracks??


Well rat would definitely take care of the no shots fired problem.
 
2014-01-22 01:31:21 PM
Nice headline update, admins.... :-)
 
2014-01-22 01:31:29 PM
FALSE FALSE FLAG!
 
2014-01-22 01:31:35 PM
there's nothing happening here.
and what it ain't, ain't exactly clear
there's no man with a gun over there. they telling me that I got to beware
I think it's time we stop, children, there's no sound. everybody look, nothing's going down.
 
2014-01-22 01:32:01 PM
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www.dralionkennels.com

www.bkla14.org
myyearwithoutclothesshopping.com

...fark off
 
2014-01-22 01:32:02 PM

Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.


I was about to tell him not to worry and that someone wouldn't let it go to waste, but man, that was fast.
 
2014-01-22 01:32:18 PM

mstang1988: Looks like we don't even need a "days since" ticker anymore, just assume 0.  I can only imagine how freaked I would be if I got a text on campus where it was happening (like Purdue sent out yesterday).


I would sit tight in my office, but not freak out. Purdue has 40,000 students, staff, and faculty. A report of someone shot on Purdue's campus is like a report of someone shot in a small city. That's not even counting how Purdue is blended into West Lafayette.

Where I went to undergrad the town + college numbered about 25,000 people total. There was one homicide while I was there (which did involve a student, incidentally), and while everyone was aware that it had happened, no one I knew felt personally afraid.
 
2014-01-22 01:32:28 PM
Oklahoma, the only state Arkansas can make fun of.
 
2014-01-22 01:32:55 PM

Blues_X: Lockdown lifted, all clear given on campus.


nonstory. move on with the gun arguments that this site loves to greenlight
 
2014-01-22 01:32:59 PM

Perducci: Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.


[Citation needed]

I bet a lot of those people were shot for very good reasons.
 
2014-01-22 01:33:41 PM

give me doughnuts: Our top story tonight: Pretty much nothing happened.
And for our hearing-impaired viewers: OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT - PRETTY MUCH NOTHING HAPPENED!!!


Captain John Sheridan approves.
 
2014-01-22 01:34:02 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Well...thank god it wasn't a gunnado, where the winds swirl around at devastating speeds and lift up your house and shoot you in your basement.  And you know who you have to thank for that.


Isn't it bad enough we had the Quakenado of '11? And the Christmas Eve Blizzard two years before that? God already hates Oklahoma as it is. Don't give him any more ideas.

/got the fark out
//fark OK weather
 
2014-01-22 01:34:03 PM
At approximately 11:17 AM (CST), Norman (Oklahoma, home of OU) Police received a report that simply said "Shots fired" at Gould Hall, the architecture building just west of the football stadium. Everyone was told to shelter in place while it was investigated.

At approximately 12;05 PM (CST), OU announced (home page, tweeted, sent text messages) that there is no evidence that there were shots fired, nor of any injuries. Shortly thereafter, they told everyone to resume normal activities, except for avoiding the one building in question. They are still searching Gould Hall floor-by-floor just to be sure.

There is road re-construction going on immediately west of Gould Hall on a small, non-through road (part of the South Oval), and many are speculating that someone reported construction noise as a gunshot.

There are no reports of anyone brandishing concealed weapons for any reason, thankfully, as that could have gotten out of hand quickly. The University is busily patting itself on the back for a quick and efficient response (which seems true, but could have waited a few hours), and everyone in the area goes just a little bit more on edge.
 
2014-01-22 01:34:18 PM

Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.


11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.
 
2014-01-22 01:34:33 PM

Alonjar: Perducci: Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

[Citation needed]

I bet a lot of those people were shot for very good reasons.



yes, like using their cell phones in a theater, cutting a Law-Abiding Gun Owner™ off in traffic, or being black in Florida.
 
2014-01-22 01:34:46 PM

coeyagi: School shooting in back-to-back-to-back days trifecta in play.... bets?  Missouri is about due, ain't it?


I'm just surprised Florida hasn't tried to compete with Colorado.
 
2014-01-22 01:34:46 PM
January the 22nd, 2014, was much like any other winter's day in Norman, and Ralph Melish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when...Nothing happened.

Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Melish looked down. But one glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was *no* severed arm. No dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties. No head in a bag. Nothing. Not a sausage.

For Ralph Melish, this was *not* to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion, nor any web of lies, which would, had he been not uninvolved, surely have led him to no other place, than the central criminal court of the Old Bailey.
 
2014-01-22 01:34:47 PM

bighairyguy: Oklahoma, the only state Arkansas can make fun of.


I thought the joke went.  "Even Texans make fun of people who live in Oklahoma."
 
2014-01-22 01:34:56 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: It's telling that everyone assumed this was real, since, let's face it, the chances were really high that it would be.

Saying that most gun owners are law abiding citizens doesn't mean a whole lot when it only takes a handful of bad eggs to negate those responsible folks' precautions.


but but but muslims.

also, i have a black friend.
 
2014-01-22 01:35:01 PM

Nabb1: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

I was about to tell him not to worry and that someone wouldn't let it go to waste, but man, that was fast.


Snark travels at near-relativistic speeds, and approaches C when it's wrong.
 
2014-01-22 01:35:03 PM
Also
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-22 01:35:06 PM
It was just the sound of a totally sweet superfresh two-handed dunk by Kevin Durant.  And a gunshot hitting that dead guy under the stairs.
 
2014-01-22 01:37:04 PM

Fubini: mstang1988: Looks like we don't even need a "days since" ticker anymore, just assume 0.  I can only imagine how freaked I would be if I got a text on campus where it was happening (like Purdue sent out yesterday).

I would sit tight in my office, but not freak out. Purdue has 40,000 students, staff, and faculty. A report of someone shot on Purdue's campus is like a report of someone shot in a small city. That's not even counting how Purdue is blended into West Lafayette.

Where I went to undergrad the town + college numbered about 25,000 people total. There was one homicide while I was there (which did involve a student, incidentally), and while everyone was aware that it had happened, no one I knew felt personally afraid.


The Purdue situation involved a student bringing a gun into a classroom and shooting someone multiple times in front of a class. That is not a "normal" shooting. It involves popping of a perceived bubble of innocence.

It may have been targeted, but in that moment no one knew that.
 
2014-01-22 01:37:07 PM

Acharne: hardinparamedic: Freaking gun grabbing libtards. Gunfire in oklahoma is a pretty normal thing. We even shoot at eachother to say hello.

inner ted: here comes the derp

Too late ted, it's already arrived.


sunuvabiatch  -  my quick scanning was not sufficient as i was so excited to get in my witty comment
 
2014-01-22 01:37:11 PM

drew46n2: yes, like using their cell phones in a theater, cutting a Law-Abiding Gun Owner™ off in traffic, or being black in Florida.


Two of the three examples you're citing were the direct response to a physical assault.
 
2014-01-22 01:37:52 PM

Super Chronic: There were no shots fired today where I work, either. (So far.) Why is that not in the news?


Did someone call the police and say there were shots fired where you work? That may be the difference.
 
2014-01-22 01:38:25 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-22 01:39:05 PM

LeroyBourne: bighairyguy: Oklahoma, the only state Arkansas can make fun of.

I thought the joke went.  "Even Texans make fun of people who live in Oklahoma."


Texas at least has some redeeming qualities. I can't think of any at the moment, but they really do.
 
2014-01-22 01:39:08 PM

Buzzerguy: There are no reports of anyone brandishing concealed weapons for any reason, thankfully, as that could have gotten out of hand quickly.



blog.angelatung.com
 
2014-01-22 01:39:11 PM
Cyberluddite:

You know gun violence in has gotten really bad when a story about a college campus where  no shots are fired for one day is a News Flash.  Hell, back when I was in college, no shots were fired on our campus damn near every day!

Rhetoric!

static3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-22 01:39:51 PM

R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.


So does that mean it's NOT too soon to talk about gun control?

UP Next the latest trend among high schools and colleges, Mass shootings with no gunfire or injuries.
ksaz.images.worldnow.com

/I could actually support this trend.
 
2014-01-22 01:39:55 PM
Was there a bet between Admins to see who could make the most Farkers pee their computer chairs?
 
2014-01-22 01:41:24 PM

Somacandra: January the 22nd, 2014, was much like any other winter's day in Norman, and Ralph Melish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when...Nothing happened.

Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Melish looked down. But one glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was *no* severed arm. No dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties. No head in a bag. Nothing. Not a sausage.

For Ralph Melish, this was *not* to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion, nor any web of lies, which would, had he been not uninvolved, surely have led him to no other place, than the central criminal court of the Old Bailey.


Beautiful. : )
 
2014-01-22 01:41:33 PM
Obvious we're looking at a cover up by the conservative constabulary who are worried that a shooting in their own backyard would undermine pro-gun arguments.
 
2014-01-22 01:43:25 PM
No NEW evicence of shots fired at OK-U   pleanty of evidence of previous gunfire, I suspect someone was counting the bullet holes in the ceiling and came up with the previous number +1 and panic ensued.   after a recount - pre-empted by Bush vs Gore they decided that recounting was not needful and sent the swat team home.

YAY.
 
2014-01-22 01:43:29 PM

cygnusx13: Days since last school shooting = 0


Except that nobody shot anybody at OU.

Cyberluddite: As of right now, the entire text of story reads as follows:

Norman, Okla. - The University of Oklahoma says authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported.

University spokeswoman Catherine Bishop says in a statement that normal campus operations have resumed except for Gould Hall, where additional checking is continuing Wednesday.

You know gun violence in has gotten really bad when a story about a college campus where  no shots are fired for one day is a News Flash.  Hell, back when I was in college, no shots were fired on our campus damn near every day!


Except that's not the story at all... The STORY is that someone reported shots fired, and they are correcting that to say that it was a false alarm, rather than leave everybody hanging, or let the false stories float around.

Jesus, already the disinformation is spreading.
 
2014-01-22 01:45:50 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-22 01:46:04 PM
This seems to make the point made in the last thread of this type sound even more valid:


Sliding Carp: I suspect the cops watch the hoopla (which expands every time) during and after every event, and don't want to be seen as doing less than somebody else, so we end up with bigger and bigger disruptions and more and more control of our movement ceded to 'the authorities' even when it seems very likely the event is over.

i.e. "shooter in custody", coupled with "remain in place until further notice" and a labor- and time-intensive sweep of a large campus, worried about almost certainly non-existent accomplices.

 
2014-01-22 01:46:08 PM

p the boiler: The Purdue situation involved a student bringing a gun into a classroom and shooting someone multiple times in front of a class. That is not a "normal" shooting. It involves popping of a perceived bubble of innocence.

It may have been targeted, but in that moment no one knew that.


The vast majority of gun homicides in America are categorized as arguments or personal conflicts that boil over into violence. The shooting at Purdue was not exceptional in any way other than the media has decided that shootings on college campuses are newsworthy.

Also, random spree killings are exceedingly rare in America. If you see someone walk into a room and shoot someone, it's a pretty sure bet that they're not going to start shooting everyone else.

Colleges make a lot of effort to make everyone feel like they're a part of a special community, so violations of trust (like homicides) are a big shock to everyone involved. That's the real reason that people care.
 
2014-01-22 01:47:32 PM

coeyagi: School shooting in back-to-back-to-back days trifecta in play.... bets?  Missouri is about due, ain't it?


Someone is going to be SO embarrassed when it comes out that there were no shots fired, therefore, no "school shooting" bandwagon to hop on for today...

Oh, wait, its already happened, hasn't it?
 
2014-01-22 01:48:22 PM

Mikey1969: Jesus, already the disinformation is spreading.


The important thing is that a majority of the American Public still seems to be living in constant terror of scary guns.
 
2014-01-22 01:48:49 PM
This is now an invisible/non-existent gun porn thread.

Witness my collection:
 
2014-01-22 01:50:11 PM
Well, will someone get over there and plug a few rounds off into the air.  We don't want our media outlets to look silly.
 
2014-01-22 01:50:23 PM

Cyberluddite: Hell, back when I was in college, no shots were fired on our campus damn near every day!


None, anywhere? Did you go to a boring college?

know.burrp.com
 
2014-01-22 01:50:29 PM

bighairyguy: LeroyBourne: bighairyguy: Oklahoma, the only state Arkansas can make fun of.

I thought the joke went.  "Even Texans make fun of people who live in Oklahoma."

Texas at least has some redeeming qualities. I can't think of any at the moment, but they really do.


#1. We're not Oklahoma!!!
 
2014-01-22 01:50:35 PM
Oklahoma Univ. officials say no evidence shots fired

Is this not true of all Universities until shots are fired?

hmm...

Shots fired everywhere except where shots are not being fired.
 
2014-01-22 01:52:32 PM

Frank N Stein: gja: Frank N Stein: Reported for abuse of new flash tag

LOL. Riiiight. Prolly a modmins buddy.

These non-news flashes are getting terrible on Fark. I do try to report dumb shiat like this. But I really hope Drew addresses the issue.
Not that he cares I'm sure. We're all here clicking on the links and he's getting paid. But in deleting my Fark app that notifies me of new flashes.


But they are good for making one-issue posters come out of the woodwork like magic.  NTTAWWT.
 
2014-01-22 01:53:01 PM
I work on OU's research campus
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-22 01:53:28 PM

neversubmit: Is this not true of all Universities until shots are fired?


Again, there was a 911 call saying shots fired. I suspect other universities would also issue similar statements had police been told that there were shots fired. Provided no shots were fired.
 
2014-01-22 01:53:54 PM

Mikey1969: coeyagi: School shooting in back-to-back-to-back days trifecta in play.... bets?  Missouri is about due, ain't it?

Someone is going to be SO embarrassed when it comes out that there were no shots fired, therefore, no "school shooting" bandwagon to hop on for today...

Oh, wait, its already happened, hasn't it?


You mean, on the 12th post of the thread?  OMG, the amount of shame I feel is.... um, non-existent.  Try again.
 
2014-01-22 01:53:56 PM

BigNumber12: Mikey1969: Jesus, already the disinformation is spreading.

The important thing is that a majority of the American Public still seems to be living in constant terror of scary guns.


Now when they're the kind of guns that jump out from the shadows during the freakiest part of Evil Dead and scream 'Boo!', I'm scared of them, too. The normal kind don't scare me, though...

neversubmit: Oklahoma Univ. officials say no evidence shots fired

Is this not true of all Universities until shots are fired?

hmm...

Shots fired everywhere except where shots are not being fired.


Of course, it was a news story because someone reported gunshots, and they locked down the University. God forbid they give the 'All Clear!'. What were they thinking? They all could have gone home early if they hadn't pulled THIS move.
 
2014-01-22 01:54:14 PM

neversubmit: Oklahoma Univ. officials say no evidence shots fired

Is this not true of all Universities until shots are fired?

hmm...

Shots fired everywhere except where shots are not being fired.


www.matrixfans.net
 
2014-01-22 01:54:52 PM

mstang1988: Looks like we don't even need a "days since" ticker anymore, just assume 0.  I can only imagine how freaked I would be if I got a text on campus where it was happening (like Purdue sent out yesterday).


You wouldn't freak.

We had an incident a few months back on my campus (I work at a college) where we went into lockdown and had the local police crawling all over campus looking for a person armed with a rifle or sword (turns out it was an umbrella).

You just lock the doors, turn off the lights, keep your mouth shut and just wait it out.  Oh, and you gather a bunch of heavy objects in your office to throw at anyone who might come through the door.

Interesting part of that:  My boss came by and said something we couldn't quite hear through the door, so we didn't actually know it was him, and one of the people in my office said "I don't know you, I'm not opening the door".  At which point I said, quietly, "It's probably not a good idea to let unknown people know this office is occupied".

She *BLANCHED* when I said that, realizing what she had done.


But no, you probably won't freak until you actually hear gunshots, unless you're the kind of person who is always tightly wound anyway,.
 
2014-01-22 01:55:34 PM

Buzzerguy: neversubmit: Is this not true of all Universities until shots are fired?

Again, there was a 911 call saying shots fired. I suspect other universities would also issue similar statements had police been told that there were shots fired. Provided no shots were fired.


So... how many are dead?

/why yes I am special, why do you ask?

:)
 
2014-01-22 01:55:58 PM

HawgWild: [i.imgur.com image 165x180]


Apt. Funny. And a great gif.

Comics are uncanny. Think about the funny walk that Michael Palin's character was trying to get a grant for in the Funny Walk sketch. It had to be funny but not as funny as the original. So, they had to calibrate funny. I get dizzy thinking about it. And here's Izzard doing a series of the same gag except each look slightly different. And the first time I saw the routine, each was funnier than the one before.
 
2014-01-22 01:56:48 PM
Did they call a lockdown just to search their cells?  Did they find any contraband?
 
2014-01-22 01:58:13 PM
dittybopper

We had an incident a few months back on my campus (I work at a college) where we went into lockdown and had the local police crawling all over campus looking for a person armed with a rifle or sword...

wut

"Hey, police? I'm on campus, and I just saw a guy carrying something that I'm pretty sure was either a rifle or a sword."

"So, uh, was it a rifle or a sword?"

"Yes. It was either a rifle or a sword."
 
2014-01-22 01:58:30 PM

blatz514: neversubmit: Oklahoma Univ. officials say no evidence shots fired

Is this not true of all Universities until shots are fired?

hmm...

Shots fired everywhere except where shots are not being fired.

[www.matrixfans.net image 850x355]


Are you trying to out me as a philosophy grad? It'll never work everyone knows I'm a tard. Hey wait!
 
2014-01-22 01:58:34 PM

JRinOKC: I work on OU's research campus
[img.fark.net image 479x320]


OU has a research campus? Are you trying to find out at what point the state of Oklahoma's population stopped branching in their family trees?

:)
 
2014-01-22 01:59:52 PM

Mikey1969: Now when they're the kind of guns that jump out from the shadows during the freakiest part of Evil Dead and scream 'Boo!', I'm scared of them, too. The normal kind don't scare me, though...


It's tough to tell anymore. I've heard tell of sinister guns hijacking innocent people and using them to commit horrific atrocities. They say that the big black ones do it most often, but I'm not really sure, as I don't know if surface-color-based profiling is acceptable or not.
 
2014-01-22 02:01:00 PM
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
 
2014-01-22 02:02:11 PM
smc.temple.edu
 
2014-01-22 02:02:15 PM
How's Annie?
 
2014-01-22 02:02:17 PM

Facetious_Speciest: dittybopper

We had an incident a few months back on my campus (I work at a college) where we went into lockdown and had the local police crawling all over campus looking for a person armed with a rifle or sword...

wut

"Hey, police? I'm on campus, and I just saw a guy carrying something that I'm pretty sure was either a rifle or a sword."

"So, uh, was it a rifle or a sword?"

"Yes. It was either a rifle or a sword."


What a rifle or a sword might look like:

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-01-22 02:03:47 PM
When there were shootings it was terrible, and now that it turns out the report was false it's great. I'd say on average this day has been ok.
 
2014-01-22 02:04:21 PM

jshine: Facetious_Speciest: dittybopper

We had an incident a few months back on my campus (I work at a college) where we went into lockdown and had the local police crawling all over campus looking for a person armed with a rifle or sword...

wut

"Hey, police? I'm on campus, and I just saw a guy carrying something that I'm pretty sure was either a rifle or a sword."

"So, uh, was it a rifle or a sword?"

"Yes. It was either a rifle or a sword."

What a rifle or a sword might look like:

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]


My media weapons guy says that that is an AK-47 type machine gun assault rifle
 
2014-01-22 02:05:21 PM
You guys are making fun, but it's not like an actual gunman on campus is some sort of stretch.

Schools have to react IMMEDIATELY to any sort of threat- and if they don't they get sued, fined by the Department of Education and have to hear about how "this tragedy could have been prevented" for years.
 
2014-01-22 02:05:34 PM
Why does everyone complain about the newsflash tag?  You knew what you were getting into when you signed up for e-mail alerts.

img811.imageshack.us
 
2014-01-22 02:06:24 PM
Nobody hurt, jist a pair of fools swappin' noises.
dustedoff.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-22 02:07:23 PM

dittybopper: mstang1988: Looks like we don't even need a "days since" ticker anymore, just assume 0.  I can only imagine how freaked I would be if I got a text on campus where it was happening (like Purdue sent out yesterday).

You wouldn't freak.

We had an incident a few months back on my campus (I work at a college) where we went into lockdown and had the local police crawling all over campus looking for a person armed with a rifle or sword (turns out it was an umbrella).

You just lock the doors, turn off the lights, keep your mouth shut and just wait it out.  Oh, and you gather a bunch of heavy objects in your office to throw at anyone who might come through the door.

Interesting part of that:  My boss came by and said something we couldn't quite hear through the door, so we didn't actually know it was him, and one of the people in my office said "I don't know you, I'm not opening the door".  At which point I said, quietly, "It's probably not a good idea to let unknown people know this office is occupied".

She *BLANCHED* when I said that, realizing what she had done.


But no, you probably won't freak until you actually hear gunshots, unless you're the kind of person who is always tightly wound anyway,.


True, I guess it depends on how close you were to the action.  Luckily I work in the business world and that seems to be on the decline these days.  My wife does work at a school though and they have had several lockdowns with the kids.  The kids make it much much worse.
 
2014-01-22 02:07:26 PM

meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.


"Shot" doesn't always mean "killed", though.
According to CDC statistics, there are another 160-or-so people wounded by gunfire in an average day.  And then there are even more who are shot at but not actually injured.  Many of these incidents could be fairly called a "shooting".

So, semantics aside, I still think it's fair to say that there are an enormous number of senseless shootings across the US in a given day.  School shootings just concentrate a few of these into a single location.
 
2014-01-22 02:08:07 PM
So, nothing to see here, get out and go derp in the previous gunshot thread, still active.

Are we going to "Hours since last shooting...?"
 
2014-01-22 02:08:45 PM

coeyagi: Mikey1969: coeyagi: School shooting in back-to-back-to-back days trifecta in play.... bets?  Missouri is about due, ain't it?

Someone is going to be SO embarrassed when it comes out that there were no shots fired, therefore, no "school shooting" bandwagon to hop on for today...

Oh, wait, its already happened, hasn't it?

You mean, on the 12th post of the thread?  OMG, the amount of shame I feel is.... um, non-existent.  Try again.


So what you're saying is that you were completely wrong, and are proud of it?

Got it...
 
2014-01-22 02:12:47 PM

Facetious_Speciest: dittybopper

We had an incident a few months back on my campus (I work at a college) where we went into lockdown and had the local police crawling all over campus looking for a person armed with a rifle or sword...

wut

"Hey, police? I'm on campus, and I just saw a guy carrying something that I'm pretty sure was either a rifle or a sword."

"So, uh, was it a rifle or a sword?"

"Yes. It was either a rifle or a sword."


static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-22 02:13:02 PM

Facetious_Speciest: dittybopper

We had an incident a few months back on my campus (I work at a college) where we went into lockdown and had the local police crawling all over campus looking for a person armed with a rifle or sword...

wut

"Hey, police? I'm on campus, and I just saw a guy carrying something that I'm pretty sure was either a rifle or a sword."

"So, uh, was it a rifle or a sword?"

"Yes. It was either a rifle or a sword."


First rumor that swirled through campus was that it was some kind of long gun like a rifle or shotgun.  Then it was said to have been a sword.

According to subsequent news reports,  a "well-meaning citizen" flagged down a police officer and told them they saw a person entering one of the campus buildings with what looked like a sword.  Police locked down the campus, and when they reviewed the security footage, they figured out that what the person thought was a weapon was in fact an umbrella.
 
2014-01-22 02:18:31 PM

Dimensio: Facetious_Speciest: dittybopper

We had an incident a few months back on my campus (I work at a college) where we went into lockdown and had the local police crawling all over campus looking for a person armed with a rifle or sword...

wut

"Hey, police? I'm on campus, and I just saw a guy carrying something that I'm pretty sure was either a rifle or a sword."

"So, uh, was it a rifle or a sword?"

"Yes. It was either a rifle or a sword."

[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 468x533]


Could be a rifle with a sword attached, like a Baker rifle and sword bayonet:

i405.photobucket.com

Which, btw, I'm going to own someday:

i54.tinypic.com

My rifle (top) and "The Gun That Shall Be Mine" (bottom).  Sword bayonet not show, but included.
 
2014-01-22 02:18:31 PM

ds_4815: Has it even been 24 hours since the last one? Jesus.

/Reset the clock


That is why we're using a clock instead of a calendar, isn't it?
 
2014-01-22 02:20:57 PM
This event proves the effectiveness of gun free zones.
 
2014-01-22 02:22:45 PM

devilEther: This event proves the effectiveness of gun free zones.


The System works.
 
2014-01-22 02:23:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-22 02:24:00 PM

dittybopper: Could be a rifle with a sword attached, like a Baker rifle and sword bayonet:


So, police on the lookout for a gentleman in a red coat with a foreign-sounding accent?
 
2014-01-22 02:25:41 PM

dittybopper: Could be a rifle with a sword attached, like a Baker rifle and sword bayonet:


Not only does that have a bayonet (and a bayonet lug), it has the thing that goes up.  That gun is obviously an assault rifle and needs to be banned.
 
2014-01-22 02:25:55 PM

WelldeadLink: ds_4815: Has it even been 24 hours since the last one? Jesus.
/Reset the clock
That is why we're using a clock instead of a calendar, isn't it?


I certainly hope not.

www.redicecreations.com
 
2014-01-22 02:28:48 PM
This mass imaginary shooting aside, we have this serious issue, according to WDAZ-TV.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri6ySOHoDfk
 
2014-01-22 02:31:46 PM
Why can't someone just make the guns magically go away!!?

/wets self
 
2014-01-22 02:35:07 PM
In other news, weather records were set all over the country today.

That's correct. This morning, our researchers discovered while going over recent data, that a greater continuous record of weather now exists than at any other time since weather records started being compiled.
 
2014-01-22 02:40:54 PM

ds_4815: Has it even been 24 hours since the last one? Jesus.

/Reset the clock


Which clock is that?  We got your days since mass shooting clock, which yesterday didn't count, but it did reset the days since shooting at a university, but not the days since school kids shot clock.  So I guess you also have a days since imaginary shooting clock too?  You must be running around like crazy when the time changes.
 
2014-01-22 02:41:44 PM
There should have been evidence.
 
2014-01-22 02:46:38 PM
No shots fired at Oklahoma University.  No injuries.  No deaths.  Thanks Obama.
 
2014-01-22 02:58:29 PM
You can't spell c_cks_cker without OU.

/Had a girlfriend from OK
//She was a very good speller
 
2014-01-22 02:59:13 PM

meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.


Not everyone that gets shot dies.

Every day in the U.S., an average of 289 people are shot.
86 of them die
53 kill themselves
30 are murdered
2 die accidentally
1 is shot in a police intervention
 
2014-01-22 03:04:43 PM
 
2014-01-22 03:06:42 PM

give me doughnuts: meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.

Not everyone that gets shot dies.

Every day in the U.S., an average of 289 people are shot.
86 of them die
53 kill themselves
30 are murdered
2 die accidentally
1 is shot in a police intervention


I knew it.  No gun related death has ever been the result of self defense.  I told everyone during that whole Zimmerman thing, but everyone was just soooo pissed about Skittles.  They're not really a rainbow.  It's just candy.
 
2014-01-22 03:08:15 PM
"Oll korrect." Nothing to see here, move on.
 
2014-01-22 03:08:58 PM
Somewhere Robert Shalhope is smiling.

/ultra obscure
 
2014-01-22 03:10:14 PM

give me doughnuts: meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.

Not everyone that gets shot dies.

Every day in the U.S., an average of 289 people are shot.
86 of them die
53 kill themselves
30 are murdered
2 die accidentally
1 is shot in a police intervention


I call BS.  Even with their terrible aim, there has to be more than 1 person non-fatally shot by police daily.
 
2014-01-22 03:10:18 PM

give me doughnuts: meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.

Not everyone that gets shot dies.

Every day in the U.S., an average of 289 people are shot.
86 of them die
53 kill themselves
30 are murdered
2 die accidentally
1 is shot in a police intervention


Never understood why this number is included in anti-gun propaganda other than to inflate the numbers.  Why should I give two shiats about people offing themselves?  IMO suicide is a cowardly and superbly selfish act and the human race becomes just a little bit stronger every time some fragile snowflake kicks the bucket. I guess the same goes for "die accidentally."  I'm more worried about the "30" and the "1" up there.

/Fark the police
 
2014-01-22 03:13:06 PM

Nana's Vibrator: give me doughnuts: meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.

Not everyone that gets shot dies.

Every day in the U.S., an average of 289 people are shot.
86 of them die
53 kill themselves
30 are murdered
2 die accidentally
1 is shot in a police intervention

I knew it.  No gun related death has ever been the result of self defense.  I told everyone during that whole Zimmerman thing, but everyone was just soooo pissed about Skittles.  They're not really a rainbow.  It's just candy.


In the United States, annual legal-intervention gun homicides total

2010: 6175556
2009: 629
2008: 592
2007: 597
2006: 578
2005: 53557
2004: 587
2003: 616
2002: 574
2001: 599
2000: 473
1999: 500
1998: 563
1997: 646
1996: 617
1995: 657
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-22 03:14:28 PM
I work only two buildings away from the Purdue shooting.  I seriously don't give a fark about anything today.
 
2014-01-22 03:16:09 PM

DarwinianReject: Never understood why this number is included in anti-gun propaganda other than to inflate the numbers.


Nope, it looks like you understand fully.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-22 03:16:58 PM

DarwinianReject: Why should I give two shiats about people offing themselves? IMO suicide is a cowardly and superbly selfish act and the human race becomes just a little bit stronger every time some fragile snowflake kicks the bucket.


seriously, go stick your head in a pile of shiat.  It's nice you have a life where you don't know depression.  I know that because no one that has had to live through a serious depressive spell would ever say this.  People don't simply "snap out of" serious depression.  Get a grip.
 
2014-01-22 03:20:57 PM
That reminds me.

One of these days, I really should get my beater pick-em-up truck a tune-up.

:/
 
2014-01-22 03:21:17 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-22 03:21:50 PM

d23: DarwinianReject: Why should I give two shiats about people offing themselves? IMO suicide is a cowardly and superbly selfish act and the human race becomes just a little bit stronger every time some fragile snowflake kicks the bucket.

seriously, go stick your head in a pile of shiat.  It's nice you have a life where you don't know depression.  I know that because no one that has had to live through a serious depressive spell would ever say this.  People don't simply "snap out of" serious depression.  Get a grip.


...or terminal cancer, for that matter.
 
2014-01-22 03:24:32 PM
So.... We coo?
 
2014-01-22 03:26:01 PM

macross87: So.... We coo?


No, there is a ton of bloodlust that was not satisfied.
 
2014-01-22 03:31:03 PM

d23: DarwinianReject: Why should I give two shiats about people offing themselves? IMO suicide is a cowardly and superbly selfish act and the human race becomes just a little bit stronger every time some fragile snowflake kicks the bucket.

seriously, go stick your head in a pile of shiat.  It's nice you have a life where you don't know depression.  I know that because no one that has had to live through a serious depressive spell would ever say this.  People don't simply "snap out of" serious depression.  Get a grip.


I have compassion for people who are going through a tough time.  I want people to get all the help need for their depression.  I know people don't "snap out of it".  I don't expect them to.  The goal would be to prevent a suicide.  There's always a better way out.  But given all the resources and help available, they still decide to off themselves, then fark 'em!  Why should I or anyone else care.?  They did us all a favor by putting themselves out of our misery.  Move along, folks!
 
2014-01-22 03:31:18 PM

d23: I work only two buildings away from the Purdue shooting.  I seriously don't give a fark about anything today.


I hope you don't mean as in walk into a police station with a gun don't give a fark
 
2014-01-22 03:32:19 PM
Extra loud popcorn fart. Nothing to see here.

/plenty to smell though
 
2014-01-22 03:33:03 PM

neversubmit: Buzzerguy: neversubmit: Is this not true of all Universities until shots are fired?

Again, there was a 911 call saying shots fired. I suspect other universities would also issue similar statements had police been told that there were shots fired. Provided no shots were fired.

So... how many are dead?

/why yes I am special, why do you ask?

:)


More importantly, where will they bury the survivors?
 
2014-01-22 03:36:43 PM

DarwinianReject: But given all the resources and help available, they still decide to off themselves, then fark 'em! Why should I or anyone else care.?


Are you really expecting someone in the deepest throes of depression to be thinking logically?
 
2014-01-22 03:37:17 PM

AngryDragon: More importantly, where will they bury the survivors?


In debt.
 
2014-01-22 03:41:27 PM

BigNumber12: dittybopper: Could be a rifle with a sword attached, like a Baker rifle and sword bayonet:

So, police on the lookout for a gentleman in a red coat with a foreign-sounding accent?


HAH!  Shows what *YOU* know.  The 95th Rifles (the unit issued Baker rifles) were dressed in *GREEN*:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-22 03:42:46 PM

Uisce Beatha: DarwinianReject: But given all the resources and help available, they still decide to off themselves, then fark 'em! Why should I or anyone else care.?

Are you really expecting someone in the deepest throes of depression to be thinking logically?


Doesn't really matter what I expect.  I just know once they do the deed, it's too late.  No amount of compassion or justification will change that.  And there's one less person lacking the internal fortitude and will to survive able to pass on their genes.  Darwin wins.
 
2014-01-22 03:43:01 PM

AngryDragon: neversubmit: Buzzerguy: neversubmit: Is this not true of all Universities until shots are fired?

Again, there was a 911 call saying shots fired. I suspect other universities would also issue similar statements had police been told that there were shots fired. Provided no shots were fired.

So... how many are dead?

/why yes I am special, why do you ask?

:)

More importantly, where will they bury the survivors?


Out back behind the motel, with their vocal chords cut, so that they can be fattened up for sausage meat.
 
2014-01-22 03:43:37 PM

FarkingHateFark: So a report of shots fired, but no actual evidence of any? I'm betting someone didn't study for a quiz.


That's no reason to not derp for more gun control though.
 
2014-01-22 03:44:51 PM

dittybopper:

She *BLANCHED* when I said that, realizing what she had done.
.


poolparty.typepad.com
 
2014-01-22 03:45:20 PM
inner ted
2014-01-22 01:22:40 PM


here comes the derp

Too late, it started with the initial post.
 
2014-01-22 03:46:16 PM

cygnusx13: Days since last school shooting = 0


Posts since you were wrong = 0
 
2014-01-22 03:50:39 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: dittybopper:

She *BLANCHED* when I said that, realizing what she had done.
.

[poolparty.typepad.com image 300x225]


Sorry, I meant she turned *WHITE*

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-22 03:51:42 PM
"University of Oklahoma officials say authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported."

No shots fired = no injuries. So tell us again how the solution is more guns?
 
2014-01-22 03:52:54 PM

dittybopper: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: dittybopper:

She *BLANCHED* when I said that, realizing what she had done.
.

[poolparty.typepad.com image 300x225]

Sorry, I meant she turned *WHITE*

[upload.wikimedia.org image 377x480]


Well played
 
2014-01-22 03:55:43 PM

Wyalt Derp: "University of Oklahoma officials say authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported."

No shots fired = no injuries. So tell us again how the solution is more guns?


No shots fired = no injuries, and people are still talking about guns instead of the danger of making false police reports?
 
2014-01-22 03:56:22 PM
www.tshirthell.com
//
 
2014-01-22 03:57:45 PM

Wyalt Derp: "University of Oklahoma officials say authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported."

No shots fired = no injuries. So tell us again how the solution is more guns?


Username checks out.
 
2014-01-22 04:00:33 PM
img1.fark.net

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2014-01-22 04:00:47 PM
CNN is reporting another shooter was not found at the pentagon.
 
2014-01-22 04:04:45 PM
Probably just these inbred morons firing off a round.

cdn2.armslist.com

grfx.cstv.com

Oklahoma....an entire mythos based on cheating.
 
2014-01-22 04:13:06 PM
someone got scared from a truck backfiring...


Must be a student paying out of state tuition
 
2014-01-22 04:13:49 PM
www.upl.co

www.americanthinker.com

www.americanthinker.com

www.americanthinker.com

Reagan:
Unemployment was at 7.2% in 1980 (Thanks carter), and only 5.8% in 2008.
Inflation was 13.5% in 1980(Thanks carter). In 2008? 3.8%.

Obama:
Record 20% of Households on Food Stamps in 2013
Actual unemployment is 37.2%, 'misery index' worst in 40 years

When President Reagan entered office in 1981, he faced actually much worse economic problems than President Obama faced in 2009. Three worsening recessions starting in 1969 were about to culminate in the worst of all in 1981-1982, with unemployment soaring into double digits at a peak of 10.8%. At the same time America suffered roaring double-digit inflation, with the CPI registering at 11.3% in 1979 and 13.5% in 1980 (25% in two years).

During this (Reagan's) seven-year recovery, the economy grew by almost one-third, the equivalent of adding the entire economy of West Germany

How's zero's economic growth look? Lets ask these TI employees.

So please, bring up Reagan as a comparison to zero. It's fun pointing out zero is a complete failure.
 
2014-01-22 04:16:38 PM
Welll fark. Wrong farking thread.
feel free to delete
 
2014-01-22 04:20:16 PM

DarwinianReject: give me doughnuts: meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.

Not everyone that gets shot dies.

Every day in the U.S., an average of 289 people are shot.
86 of them die
53 kill themselves
30 are murdered
2 die accidentally
1 is shot in a police intervention

Never understood why this number is included in anti-gun propaganda other than to inflate the numbers.  Why should I give two shiats about people offing themselves?  IMO suicide is a cowardly and superbly selfish act and the human race becomes just a little bit stronger every time some fragile snowflake kicks the bucket. I guess the same goes for "die accidentally."  I'm more worried about the "30" and the "1" up there.

/Fark the police


Because guns make suicide vastly easier than by other methods.  Theoretically there are many borderline cases of those in despair who would have reconsidered, had they had to resort to those other options.  This would give back those husbands and mothers who are traumatized and depressed who would have found therapy or love or other routes to solve their problems rather than putting a very easy bullet into their brains, leaving many loved ones behind, often children.
 
2014-01-22 04:38:29 PM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Because guns make suicide vastly easier than by other methods.


Actually, they only make it *SLIGHTLY* easier than some other methods.  For example, while firearm attempts are 85% successful, "suffocation" (ie.,  hanging) is 69% effective.

That means that hanging is about 81% as effective as using a firearm, and obviously the materials are easier to get.

Also, there is evidence that removing or restricting access to firearms doesn't necessarily result in a lowering of overall suicide rates, because substitution of methods nearly as effective (like hanging, or jumping from a great height) happens.
 
2014-01-22 05:02:38 PM
Oh FFS not this "all things are about the same so do nothing" bullshiat again.
 
2014-01-22 05:17:37 PM

Uisce Beatha: DarwinianReject: But given all the resources and help available, they still decide to off themselves, then fark 'em! Why should I or anyone else care.?

Are you really expecting someone in the deepest throes of depression to be thinking logically?


BUBBLEWRAP THE WORLD!!! PEOPLE MIGHT HURT THEMSELVES!!!
 
2014-01-22 05:26:50 PM

OnlyM3: [
How's zero's economic growth look?


Not a single dime has been spent the last two years without the approval of the GOP. The Democrats had a filibuster-proof majority during Obama's time in office for about 2 months.

How does 0 economic growth look? To me it looks like GOP obstruction. Which happens to have been their publicly announced policy.
 
2014-01-22 05:56:25 PM

dittybopper: HAH! Shows what *YOU* know. The 95th Rifles (the unit issued Baker rifles) were dressed in *GREEN*:


Curses! You win this round.

But only because I don't have a gun...
 
2014-01-22 06:13:04 PM

hardinparamedic: Freaking gun grabbing libtards. Gunfire in oklahoma is a pretty normal thing. We even shoot at eachother to say hello.


LOL, I got a text and said, "wait, what? HERE?! Did some out-of-stater not get the memo that shooting up a school is Oklahoma is basically saying, 'hi, I'd like a side of death by hail of bullets from the locals today'?"

Worst part: major news outlets knew the deal before students and staff. We've been texting and/or posting on Facebook for our friends and family because OU refused to tell them shiat about what happened.
 
2014-01-22 06:15:21 PM

DarwinianReject: I have compassion for people who are going through a tough time.  I want people to get all the help need for their depression.  I know people don't "snap out of it".  I don't expect them to.  The goal would be to prevent a suicide.  There's always a better way out.


And yet, you think it's fine and dandy to facilitate their suicide, and go off on rants about how much you love to see suicidal people following through. On behalf of the better 99% of humanity, here's a big and hearty fark you.
 
2014-01-22 06:15:30 PM

bighairyguy: Oklahoma, the only state Arkansas can make fun of.


Have you ever been to Arkansas? I have. They can't.

Really, no, they can't.

Neither can Texas.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-01-22 06:17:13 PM

yakmans_dad: OnlyM3: [
How's zero's economic growth look?

Not a single dime has been spent the last two years without the approval of the GOP. The Democrats had a filibuster-proof majority during Obama's time in office for about 2 months.

How does 0 economic growth look? To me it looks like GOP obstruction. Which happens to have been their publicly announced policy.


How many years in are we and still he gets a pass for being such a crap politician?
Pathetic. Keep apologizing. God forbid we hold these assholes accountable for what they do and what they promise. Right?
 
2014-01-22 06:29:28 PM

gja: yakmans_dad: OnlyM3: [
How's zero's economic growth look?

Not a single dime has been spent the last two years without the approval of the GOP. The Democrats had a filibuster-proof majority during Obama's time in office for about 2 months.

How does 0 economic growth look? To me it looks like GOP obstruction. Which happens to have been their publicly announced policy.

How many years in are we and still he gets a pass for being such a crap politician?


I've got a suggestion. Use nouns once and awhile rather than pronouns. Are you talking about Mitch McConnell?


Pathetic. Keep apologizing. God forbid we hold these assholes accountable for what they do and what they promise. Right?

Actually, Republicans are delivering on what they've promised: obstruction. Delivering on a crap, destructive promise isn't all that great.
 
2014-01-22 08:01:30 PM

TheGogmagog: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

So does that mean it's NOT too soon to talk about gun control?

UP Next the latest trend among high schools and colleges, Mass shootings with no gunfire or injuries.


/I could actually support this trend.


There is nothing to talk about when it comes to gun control. It's a non issue.
 
2014-01-22 08:11:27 PM

give me doughnuts: meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.

Not everyone that gets shot dies.

Every day in the U.S., an average of 289 people are shot.
86 of them die
53 kill themselves
30 are murdered
2 die accidentally
1 is shot in a police intervention


That still isn't very much, considering population size.
 
2014-01-22 08:28:09 PM

give me doughnuts: meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.

Not everyone that gets shot dies.

Every day in the U.S., an average of 289 people are shot.
86 of them die
53 kill themselves
30 are murdered
2 die accidentally
1 is shot in a police intervention


Every day in the U.S., an average of 822 people die from being fat.
 
2014-01-22 08:54:06 PM

Molavian: give me doughnuts: meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.

Not everyone that gets shot dies.

Every day in the U.S., an average of 289 people are shot.
86 of them die
53 kill themselves
30 are murdered
2 die accidentally
1 is shot in a police intervention

Every day in the U.S., an average of 822 people die from being fat.



Anybody else die suddenly because you're fat?  Ever hear of drive-by fattenings?  Room full of little kids heads explode when a fat guy storms a Burger King?

Please, shut up.
 
2014-01-22 09:02:51 PM

lordjupiter: Molavian: give me doughnuts: meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.

Not everyone that gets shot dies.

Every day in the U.S., an average of 289 people are shot.
86 of them die
53 kill themselves
30 are murdered
2 die accidentally
1 is shot in a police intervention

Every day in the U.S., an average of 822 people die from being fat.


Anybody else die suddenly because you're fat?  Ever hear of drive-by fattenings?  Room full of little kids heads explode when a fat guy storms a Burger King?

Please, shut up.


Actually, room full of kids almost never get shot, either. You just think it happens more than it does due to media saturation and psychological reasons ( you remember very rare and horrific events better than a typical day ).
 
2014-01-22 09:16:46 PM

dittybopper: lordjupiter: Molavian: give me doughnuts: meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.

Not everyone that gets shot dies.

Every day in the U.S., an average of 289 people are shot.
86 of them die
53 kill themselves
30 are murdered
2 die accidentally
1 is shot in a police intervention

Every day in the U.S., an average of 822 people die from being fat.


Anybody else die suddenly because you're fat?  Ever hear of drive-by fattenings?  Room full of little kids heads explode when a fat guy storms a Burger King?

Please, shut up.

Actually, room full of kids almost never get shot, either. You just think it happens more than it does due to media saturation and psychological reasons ( you remember very rare and horrific events better than a typical day ).


Terrorists almost never ram planes into buildings.  Wanna do nothing about that?  The point is you spindogs are always looking to make false analogies and abuse stats to pretend obesity is the same thing as gun violence.  Or cars are just like hammers.  Just.  Stop.  Lying.
 
2014-01-22 09:51:29 PM

DarwinianReject: give me doughnuts: meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.

Not everyone that gets shot dies.

Every day in the U.S., an average of 289 people are shot.
86 of them die
53 kill themselves
30 are murdered
2 die accidentally
1 is shot in a police intervention

Never understood why this number is included in anti-gun propaganda other than to inflate the numbers.  Why should I give two shiats about people offing themselves?  IMO suicide is a cowardly and superbly selfish act and the human race becomes just a little bit stronger every time some fragile snowflake kicks the bucket. I guess the same goes for "die accidentally."  I'm more worried about the "30" and the "1" up there.

/Fark the police


Guess what happens to the overall suicide rate when firearms aren't handy.
C'mon.
Guess.
 
2014-01-22 10:17:53 PM

lordjupiter: Molavian: give me doughnuts: meyerkev: Perducci: R.A.Danny: NEWSFLASH: Nothing happened and people are upset at the lost opportunity to talk gun control.

Don't worry.  Hundreds of other people have been senselessly shot elsewhere across the United States today.

11000 gun homicides per year*/365 days = ~30/day.

* Keeping in mind that a non-zero are (actually honest-to-god) self-defense, and there's another 17000 suicides, so it's more like 76/day.  Still not hundreds though.

Not everyone that gets shot dies.

Every day in the U.S., an average of 289 people are shot.
86 of them die
53 kill themselves
30 are murdered
2 die accidentally
1 is shot in a police intervention

Every day in the U.S., an average of 822 people die from being fat.


Anybody else die suddenly because you're fat?  Ever hear of drive-by fattenings?  Room full of little kids heads explode when a fat guy storms a Burger King?

Please, shut up.


What, the 822 people who die from being fat are less important than the 86 who die from being shot?

Face it.  Fat kills an order of magnitude more innocent people than guns do, and you're not clamoring for fat control.

Hypocrite.
 
2014-01-22 10:34:35 PM

lordjupiter: Terrorists almost never ram planes into buildings.  Wanna do nothing about that?


I wish.
 
2014-01-22 11:06:37 PM

umad: lordjupiter: Terrorists almost never ram planes into buildings.  Wanna do nothing about that?

I wish.


Far less than the security dog and pony show they're running now anyway.
 
2014-01-22 11:28:07 PM

lordjupiter: Terrorists almost never ram planes into buildings.  Wanna do nothing about that?


You have stated an apt comparison. The government response to a terrorist act was an unreasonable restriction upon liberty that in no way enhanced safety. Therefore, the government response to firearm-related violence should also be an unreasonable restriction upon liberty that in no way enhances safety, such as an "assault weapons ban", rather than any effective measures to prevent such incidents from occurring in the future.
 
2014-01-23 12:20:20 AM

Super Chronic: And yet, you think it's fine and dandy to facilitate their suicide, and go off on rants about how much you love to see suicidal people following through. On behalf of the better 99% of humanity, here's a big and hearty fark you.


A knife can facilitate suicide, but I'd prefer the ability to cut my steak over protecting a weak-minded person from themselves.  Pain-killers can facilitate suicide, but I'd prefer the ability to cure a hangover headache over protecting a weak-minded person from themselves.  Tall buildings facilitate suicide, but I'd prefer the ability to grow metropolitan areas and infrastructure vertically over protecting a weak-minded person from themselves.  Yep, guns facilitate suicide too, but I'd prefer my ability to "plink" at the range or defend my home and family over protecting a weak-minded person from themselves.  As someone said before: you can't cover the whole world in bubble wrap so that no one gets hurt.

I don't revel in suicide.  Like I said, let's get them all the help we cane fore it comes to that.  But I do believe that it is best that those without the internal fortitude and will to live don't pass on their weak genes by reproducing.  It's a self-selecting group.  It's the Darwinian way.  Your feelings and compassion for circumstances surrounding the recently deceased are irrelevant.  Darwin doesn't care, and neither do I.

So you speak for 99% of the human population, huh?  I guess I should really re-examine my opinions to more closely conform with your world-view.  I'll do my best in the future.
 
2014-01-23 12:28:18 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Guess what happens to the overall suicide rate when firearms aren't handy.
C'mon.
Guess.


So you're telling me that when a means to an end is not available, then that particular means is not used to achieve said end?  Good to know!
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-23 12:32:02 AM

DarwinianReject: demaL-demaL-yeH: Guess what happens to the overall suicide rate when firearms aren't handy.
C'mon.
Guess.

So you're telling me that when a means to an end is not available, then that particular means is not used to achieve said end?  Good to know!
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 200x150]

 There's deliberately obtuse.
/and then there's you pushing ten-years-past-'use-by'-date poeslaw.
 
2014-01-23 12:54:11 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: There's deliberately obtuse.
/and then there's you pushing ten-years-past-'use-by'-date poeslaw.


No, no, I get it.  You hate guns.  I have you favorited as such.  And I don't deny guns are used in suicides.  I just don't care.  The means (gun) is irrelevant to me.  I just don't care about folks who didn't care enough about themselves to heed their sense of self preservation.  Therefor, I don't want my right to have a gun to be compromised to protect those who can't deal with the ups ad downs of their life and choose to use a gun to end it.
 
2014-01-23 01:36:55 AM

DarwinianReject: demaL-demaL-yeH: There's deliberately obtuse.
/and then there's you pushing ten-years-past-'use-by'-date poeslaw.

No, no, I get it.  You hate guns.  I have you favorited as such.  And I don't deny guns are used in suicides.   I just don't care.  The means (gun) is irrelevant to me.   I just don't care about folks who didn't care enough about themselves to heed their sense of self preservation.  Therefor, I don't want my right to have a gun to be compromised to protect those who can't deal with the ups ad downs of their life and choose to use a gun to end it.


I hate guns? Are you high? If you've ever had one of these, you love it (even when you're sitting in cherry juice and pumping it back into barrels when one of these little beasties springs a leak).
I want every legal US resident who isn't mentally ill, criminal, or a conscientious objector, to be trained and fully proficient with firearms. I have said so many, many times.
And you are now posing as a sociopath, which is a prime example of the first category of persons who should not have access to firearms.
 
2014-01-23 07:17:03 AM

DarwinianReject: demaL-demaL-yeH: Guess what happens to the overall suicide rate when firearms aren't handy.
C'mon.
Guess.

So you're telling me that when a means to an end is not available, then that particular means is not used to achieve said end?  Good to know!
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 200x150]


personally I think it's terrible, all of those overalls shooting themselves.

/and what about the underalls
 
2014-01-23 09:03:31 AM

lordjupiter: Terrorists almost never ram planes into buildings.  Wanna do nothing about that?


Pretty much, yeah.  You want to know why?

Because it's never, ever going to happen again, simply because the passengers in any attempted hijacking will now realize that they have nothing left to lose, and will act accordingly, like they did on Flight 93, and like how they did with the shoe bomber, and like how they did with the underwear bomber,

Prior to 9/11, everyone including flight crews and even passengers were told to cooperate with hijackers, because prior to 9/11, no hijackers had planned to commit suicide by ramming the aircraft into buildings.   Generally, the hijackers would ask to be flown to some country, or they would make some political demands, and it could be handled in a way where the majority, if not all, of the passengers and crew could be saved.

That paradigm has changed, however.

In fact, some of the alleged security measures might actually make things *WORSE*, not better. Strengthened cockpit doors, for example:  If hijackers do manage to make it past that door through some subterfuge, it will be pretty much impossible for the passengers to do anything about it.

The point is you spindogs are always looking to make false analogies and abuse stats to pretend obesity is the same thing as gun violence.  Or cars are just like hammers.  Just.  Stop.  Lying.

Is what I said above false in any way?

Just. Stop. Lying. Yourself.
 
2014-01-23 09:06:28 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Guess what happens to the overall suicide rate when firearms aren't handy.
C'mon.
Guess.


Substitution effect.  Overall suicide rates stay about the same (or if increasing, continue to increase), while firearms suicides drop:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12882416
 
2014-01-23 09:08:57 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Guess what happens to the overall suicide rate when firearms aren't handy.
C'mon.
Guess.


Guess you didn't read a *MAJOR* caveat on that page:

Limitations: Firearm accessibility was determined by survey interviews in most studies; misclassification of accessibility may have occurred.
 
2014-01-23 10:55:41 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: I hate guns? Are you high? If you've ever had one of these, you love it (even when you're sitting in cherry juice and pumping it back into barrels when one of these little beasties springs a leak).
I want every legal US resident who isn't mentally ill, criminal, or a conscientious objector, to be trained and fully proficient with firearms. I have said so many, many times.
And you are now posing as a sociopath, which is a prime example of the first category of persons who should not have access to firearms.


I favorited you before I started labeling my favorites with the thread ID I could reference to remind me why I tagged people.  I may need to re-evaluate my tag for you.  Perhaps (favorite: cherry picker 8111203) because you're taking issue with sentence fragments an not the context of the entire sentence or even the context f the conversation as a whole.  I have compassion for people before they commit suicide.  OTOH, after doing the deed, compassion seems pointless and a waste of energy.

I have never done anything to compromise or call into question my legal access and possession of firearms.  That won't change just because some guy on fark thinks I'm a poopyhead.

/Oh yea.  So is everyone O.K. in OK?
//Talk about a tangent!
 
2014-01-23 11:01:09 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: these little beasties


Are you a fellow redleg?  I may get to like you after all.
 
2014-01-23 11:40:09 AM

dittybopper: demaL-demaL-yeH: Guess what happens to the overall suicide rate when firearms aren't handy.
C'mon.
Guess.

Guess you didn't read a *MAJOR* caveat on that page:

Limitations: Firearm accessibility was determined by survey interviews in most studies; misclassification of accessibility may have occurred.


Bro, how can you misclassify availability of the weapon a person used to commit suicide?
No firearm accessible means no self-inflicted gunshot wounds from the firearm the victim used.
It can't get much more axiomatic that that.
 
2014-01-23 11:45:09 AM

DarwinianReject: demaL-demaL-yeH: these little beasties

Are you a fellow redleg?  I may get to like you after all.


Duck hunters don't count.
 
2014-01-23 11:48:15 AM

dittybopper: demaL-demaL-yeH: Guess what happens to the overall suicide rate when firearms aren't handy.
C'mon.
Guess.

Substitution effect.  Overall suicide rates stay about the same (or if increasing, continue to increase), while firearms suicides drop:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12882416


And please don't try to counter with a source that's eleven years out of date, and which is incorporated in the new research: That isn't even cherry-picking: It's picking a deer pellet out of a bucket of cherries.
 
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