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2014-01-22 01:20:21 PM
Days since last school shooting = 0
 
2014-01-22 01:20:30 PM
Stay safe out there!
 
2014-01-22 01:20:32 PM
Has it even been 24 hours since the last one? Jesus.

/Reset the clock
 
2014-01-22 01:20:33 PM
Freaking gun grabbing libtards. Gunfire in oklahoma is a pretty normal thing. We even shoot at eachother to say hello.
 
2014-01-22 01:20:43 PM
ban all de gunz
 
2014-01-22 01:20:56 PM
Lockdown lifted, all clear given on campus.
 
2014-01-22 01:20:58 PM
No evidence of shots fired... swat clearing the building right now.
 
2014-01-22 01:21:29 PM
So a report of shots fired, but no actual evidence of any? I'm betting someone didn't study for a quiz.
 
2014-01-22 01:22:09 PM
Looks like we don't even need a "days since" ticker anymore, just assume 0.  I can only imagine how freaked I would be if I got a text on campus where it was happening (like Purdue sent out yesterday).
 
2014-01-22 01:22:40 PM
here comes the derp
 
2014-01-22 01:22:42 PM
So polite.
 
2014-01-22 01:22:50 PM
It is to the point where no campus shootings mean a News Flash.
 
2014-01-22 01:22:55 PM
School shooting in back-to-back-to-back days trifecta in play.... bets?  Missouri is about due, ain't it?
 
2014-01-22 01:22:57 PM
Fastest retraction evar.
 
2014-01-22 01:23:02 PM
The University of Oklahoma says authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported.
 
2014-01-22 01:23:28 PM
No shots fired!  I repeat, no shots fired!!
 
2014-01-22 01:23:35 PM
"Recently upgraded to 'OK' but still in Oklahoma so..."
 
2014-01-22 01:23:39 PM
Engineers yesterday, Architects today.  But now is not to the time to talk about STEM control.
 
2014-01-22 01:23:39 PM
Reported for abuse of new flash tag
 
2014-01-22 01:23:46 PM
i.imgur.com

From the OU home page. Let's hope its true.
 
2014-01-22 01:23:47 PM
aviationblog.dallasnews.com
 
2014-01-22 01:23:56 PM

hardinparamedic: Freaking gun grabbing libtards. Gunfire in oklahoma is a pretty normal thing. We even shoot at eachother to say hello.


inner ted: here comes the derp


Too late ted, it's already arrived.
 
2014-01-22 01:24:04 PM
Yes it is.
www.martyduren.com
 
2014-01-22 01:24:19 PM
NEWS FLASH, NOTHING HAPPENED GO AWAY!
 
2014-01-22 01:24:20 PM
Did someone's car back fire?  Then everyone goes apeshiat.
 
2014-01-22 01:24:30 PM

adragontattoo: The University of Oklahoma says authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported.


It's like amazon wanting to send you packages before you order them. But with killin.
 
2014-01-22 01:24:33 PM
Situation: Normal. OK?
 
2014-01-22 01:24:41 PM

cygnusx13: Days since last school shooting with no shots fired and nobody injured = 0


FTFY
 
2014-01-22 01:24:50 PM

FrancoFile: Engineers yesterday, Architects today.  But now is not to the time to talk about STEM control.


Perhaps these events are being perpetrated by a terror STEM cell.
 
2014-01-22 01:24:51 PM
Uh...everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-01-22 01:24:55 PM

Frank N Stein: Reported for abuse of new flash tag


LOL. Riiiight. Prolly a modmins buddy.
 
2014-01-22 01:25:26 PM
See?  Guns are safe.
 
2014-01-22 01:25:26 PM

cygnusx13: Days since last school shooting = 0


Shots fired in last school shooting news flash = 0
 
2014-01-22 01:25:28 PM
seriously, when are you libs going to WAKE UP and acknowledge that COMPULSORY CARRY for everyone over the age of 6 3 is the only way to stop these things in their tracks??
 
2014-01-22 01:25:57 PM
Well, that was nothing.

/thankfully
 
2014-01-22 01:26:05 PM
Can Fark stop with the buzzfeed links.
 
2014-01-22 01:26:14 PM
There were no shots fired today where I work, either. (So far.) Why is that not in the news?
 
2014-01-22 01:26:18 PM
Just a car backfiring, relax people...
 
2014-01-22 01:26:30 PM
Is this where the wind comes shooting down the planes?
 
2014-01-22 01:26:39 PM

Facetious_Speciest: Uh...everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?


Would like a word:

static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-22 01:26:47 PM
It's telling that everyone assumed this was real, since, let's face it, the chances were really high that it would be.

Saying that most gun owners are law abiding citizens doesn't mean a whole lot when it only takes a handful of bad eggs to negate those responsible folks' precautions.
 
2014-01-22 01:27:00 PM

Acharne: hardinparamedic: Freaking gun grabbing libtards. Gunfire in oklahoma is a pretty normal thing. We even shoot at eachother to say hello.

inner ted: here comes the derp

Too late ted, it's already arrived.


I can only imagine what it was like to be born without your humerus bones.
 
2014-01-22 01:27:01 PM

coeyagi: School shooting in back-to-back-to-back days trifecta in play.... bets?  Missouri is about due, ain't it?


I'm guessing here.

I submitted the story yesterday and got redlit.
 
2014-01-22 01:27:01 PM
Can we get a link that doesn't force you to create Microsoft Live account?
 
2014-01-22 01:27:03 PM
Well...thank god it wasn't a gunnado, where the winds swirl around at devastating speeds and lift up your house and shoot you in your basement.  And you know who you have to thank for that.
 
2014-01-22 01:27:34 PM
Dogs and cats living together?
 
2014-01-22 01:27:37 PM

adragontattoo: The University of Oklahoma says authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported.


So now is the time to talk about gun control?
 
2014-01-22 01:27:41 PM
OU's emergency alert page. Still checking Gould Hall.
 
2014-01-22 01:27:43 PM
Thanks for the alert, FARK App. I would never have known that nothing had happened without you.
 
2014-01-22 01:27:53 PM
As of right now, the entire text of story reads as follows:

Norman, Okla. - The University of Oklahoma says authorities have found no evidence of shots being fired on campus and no injuries have been reported.

University spokeswoman Catherine Bishop says in a statement that normal campus operations have resumed except for Gould Hall, where additional checking is continuing Wednesday.


You know gun violence in has gotten really bad when a story about a college campus where  no shots are fired for one day is a News Flash.  Hell, back when I was in college, no shots were fired on our campus damn near every day!
 
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