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(NYPost)   If Rocky Horror Picture Show, Cabaret and Red Lobster were to get in on a joint venture, this is what it would look like   (nypost.com) divider line 65
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2014-01-22 01:29:58 PM
If Rocky Horror Picture Show and Cabaret got together, it would be called "Rocky Horror Show"
 
2014-01-22 02:17:03 PM
Gawd it just sounds awful. Like some horrible pastiche' of every nouveau riche' fantasy there is combined with being forced to interact with total strangers. *shudder*
 
2014-01-22 02:51:05 PM
The bibs are going to be as large as butchers aprons.
 
2014-01-22 02:51:14 PM
Fabulous
 
2014-01-22 02:52:40 PM
cdn2.gamefront.com
 
2014-01-22 02:53:39 PM
I want no part of this.
 
2014-01-22 02:53:52 PM
This place has everything.

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2014-01-22 02:56:14 PM
You want drama with that?
 
2014-01-22 02:56:16 PM

quickdraw: Gawd it just sounds awful. Like some horrible pastiche' of every nouveau riche' fantasy there is combined with being forced to interact with total strangers. *shudder*


It's an open concept with a whole bunch of white furniture on white carpet with white walls, and white marble tile?
 
2014-01-22 02:56:16 PM
Actually Subby, I think that would look A LOT like this:
fashionisdanger.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-22 02:56:57 PM
Every Rocky Horror Show is a joint venture, subby.

// may my garters not snap, may my tits not fall out, and may a good time be had by all
// gay-men
 
2014-01-22 02:58:19 PM
So, Repo the Genetic Opera?
 
2014-01-22 03:00:20 PM
Not for me, but the movie Link I found to be screamingly funny, based on "alternative" dinner theater.
 
2014-01-22 03:05:32 PM
is meatloaf on the menu?
 
2014-01-22 03:07:08 PM
Sometimes it just feels good to say"I'm too old for this shiat".
 
2014-01-22 03:07:51 PM
This sounds relevant to my interests...
 
2014-01-22 03:08:07 PM
I'm not sure but I think it was the documentary Somm--a terrible, terrible film about the Master Sommelier testing--where a very famous chef said there isn't the profit margin in haute cuisine that there used to be. Wine is one of the ways a restaurant makes up the diminished profits on food.

Apparently, there are other ways...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-22 03:09:27 PM
I am sorry.. it doesn't even TOUCH the Japanese Femme-bot bar...

i.dailymail.co.uk

Please franchise this, PLEEASE!!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-22 03:10:40 PM
 
2014-01-22 03:11:43 PM

Donnchadha: If Rocky Horror Picture Show and Cabaret got together, it would be called "Rocky Horror Show"


Came to say something similar
 
2014-01-22 03:14:11 PM
Nope... Nope... Nope... did I say NOPE?
 
2014-01-22 03:14:45 PM

Pugdaddyk: is meatloaf on the menu?


Damn it, Janet
 
2014-01-22 03:16:28 PM
Sounds interesting and not remotely for me.
 
2014-01-22 03:17:06 PM
IMO, looks ridiculous.
 
2014-01-22 03:17:42 PM
Yeah, I'm going to have to take a pass on that.
 
2014-01-22 03:20:43 PM

monoski: Pugdaddyk: is meatloaf on the menu?

Damn it, Janet


It's just a step to your left.
 
2014-01-22 03:21:29 PM
Double feature?
 
2014-01-22 03:21:30 PM
San Francisco? Not my neighborhood of course.
 
2014-01-22 03:21:59 PM

Pugdaddyk: is meatloaf on the menu?


I hate when I can't decide between a 'Smart' vote and a 'Funny' one...

susler: IMO, looks ridiculous.


I think that's kinda the point. For some people ridiculous=fun. More power to them.

d23: missed the linky...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2178136/Japanese-robo t- bar-tempts-customers-creepy-fem-bots--controlled-actual-women.html


OK, that place really is too far over the top... Farking Japanese
 
2014-01-22 03:25:22 PM
Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome!  Im teure Lebensmittel, au repas cher, to over-priced food!
 
2014-01-22 03:26:23 PM
Why not try serving good food at reasonable prices served by skilled waiters? Oh, wait, New York, never mind.
 
2014-01-22 03:33:16 PM
Paging Ghastly to the thread. Ghastly to the thread....
 
2014-01-22 03:34:28 PM
Well, that would be a rather tender subject...

blogs.oberlin.edu

/Brad gets it...
//Janet gets it...
///Rocky gets it, but he doesn't care.
 
2014-01-22 03:35:39 PM
she said we were going to dinner and a show, boy was I surprised and pissed off.
 
2014-01-22 03:36:19 PM
www.morethings.com

Not on the menu...
 
2014-01-22 03:37:46 PM

trappedspirit: Yeah, I'm going to have to take a pass on that.


Here's how: it's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right
 
2014-01-22 03:38:11 PM
Damnit, I was going to make a warning about Meatloaf on the menu...too late.
 
2014-01-22 03:47:00 PM

d23: I am sorry.. it doesn't even TOUCH the Japanese Femme-bot bar...

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Please franchise this, PLEEASE!!


i.dailymail.co.uk

I prefer my femmes with a bottom half, but it could have made Johnny Sokko a lot more interesting.
 
2014-01-22 03:47:05 PM
Tipping thread?
 
2014-01-22 03:48:59 PM
Oh, you big city folk and your high falutin' lifestyle.
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2014-01-22 03:52:13 PM
What's the over/under on the bankruptcy?
 
2014-01-22 03:55:10 PM
I liked Rocky Horror Picture show; Cabaret is campy fun; and Red Lobster... oh well, it's Red Lobster.  But I'm old and boring. Combining the three sounds pretentious and unappealing.
 
2014-01-22 04:01:14 PM
It actually sounds like it's something made for tourists.
 
2014-01-22 04:04:00 PM
You know, quite frankly, if either one of these two tried to show me to a table...

www.wearysloth.com content9.flixster.com

... I think I'd go home and send out for pizza.

don't care for seafood anyway.
 
2014-01-22 04:05:08 PM
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I am very much a pacifist but I'm afraid I wouldn't make it past the salad without punching this guy two, maybe three times.
 
2014-01-22 04:08:16 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 720x480]
I am very much a pacifist but I'm afraid I wouldn't make it past the salad without punching this guy two, maybe three times.


Please don't tell me where he keeps the drawn butter.
 
2014-01-22 04:08:23 PM
I would love to take some friends of mine who are from overseas. See how some of them react to this.  But yes as the meme goes...


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2014-01-22 04:09:24 PM

cookiefleck: It actually sounds like it's something made for tourists.


I've actually got tickets for this next month. It's not so much a restaurant experience as it is a cirque-du-whatever plus "sleep no more" with a multi-course meal..  So, it's theater with food, as opposed to a restaurant with a show. Considering what a night out of dinner and a show would cost in this town anyway, it's not terribly unreasonable.
 
2014-01-22 04:12:21 PM
I've been to a performance of "Sleep No More" and found it really cool. However, this sounds like a shiatshow with crustaceans.
 
2014-01-22 04:12:47 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 720x480]
I am very much a pacifist but I'm afraid I wouldn't make it past the salad without punching this guy two, maybe three times.


Wait'll you see the midget serving rolls from a tray strapped to his head.   This whole concept looks like a discarded plan for a party at Freddy Mercury's place in the 70's
 
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