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(Mirror.co.uk)   Before putting your ear to the tracks to hear if your train is coming, first determine if the rail is live   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 16
    More: Obvious, Kanwel, British Transport Police, Delay composition, trains, ears  
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5497 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jan 2014 at 11:24 AM (47 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-22 11:27:35 AM  
24 votes:
I guess he wanted to be a conductor.
2014-01-22 11:37:49 AM  
3 votes:
azweird.com

/zzzttttt
//hot
2014-01-22 11:34:38 AM  
3 votes:
As great as these puns are, the list would be incomplete without the grieving father's own contribution:

"I can't believe this has happened and my family are all in great shock."
2014-01-22 11:32:36 AM  
2 votes:
Resistance is futile.
2014-01-22 11:31:21 AM  
2 votes:
I bet he heard a shocking sound, but I wonder watt it was?
2014-01-22 11:29:34 AM  
2 votes:
I bet he was amped up for his train ride.
2014-01-22 03:24:01 PM  
1 votes:

Fubegra: I guess he wanted to be a conductor.


I guess you just could resist
2014-01-22 02:59:45 PM  
1 votes:
Don't sell the steak, sell the sizzle
2014-01-22 02:46:46 PM  
1 votes:
You guys are really insensitive. Your electrical puns will curry no favor with me.

/The death of an innocent loved one really hertz.
2014-01-22 01:34:46 PM  
1 votes:
That's what he gets for talking about privatizing Social Security!
2014-01-22 01:09:50 PM  
1 votes:

Fubegra: I guess he wanted to be a conductor.


I'm shocked at your lack of sensitivity.
2014-01-22 11:52:49 AM  
1 votes:

simkatu: first determine if the rail is live

By touching it?


Peeing on it.
2014-01-22 11:38:46 AM  
1 votes:
On a steel rail I died.
2014-01-22 11:30:43 AM  
1 votes:
These bad puns are just electrifying.
2014-01-22 11:30:21 AM  
1 votes:

Fubegra: I guess he wanted to be a conductor.


yeah, Butt...
2014-01-22 11:28:08 AM  
1 votes:
He must have heard his train a-coming.
 
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