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(Celebslam)   Lindsay Lohan pulling in $5k-$15k per bar and nightclub appearance in London. I knew she'd eventually find her dream job   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 54
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2014-01-22 10:55:22 AM  
Good for her
 
2014-01-22 11:03:49 AM  
is that good or bad? 5k a night still seems like small potatoes for a super famous Hollywood celebrity
 
2014-01-22 11:08:24 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: is that good or bad? 5k a night still seems like small potatoes for a super famous Hollywood celebrity


It saddens me that her d-list celebrity status is strong enough to draw consumers to an establishment that she attends that the establishment is willing to pay for her attendance.

Unless of course, it's like NASCAR and people are just there to see her crash.
 
2014-01-22 11:08:58 AM  
She does not look good. She used to be super hot. Sad...

Just goes to show how strong chemical dependency can be when people sacrifice looks for false feelings...
 
2014-01-22 11:09:12 AM  
She could probably make more $ as a hooker.
 
2014-01-22 11:14:27 AM  

dj_bigbird: She could probably make more $ as a hooker.


Wasn't she doing that last year? Like getting paid by some rich middle-easterner to be his "escort?"
 
2014-01-22 11:16:19 AM  
Does that include lap dances or just her featured dance fee
 
2014-01-22 11:26:03 AM  
She is the poster child for "Rode hard and put away wet". Such a shame.
 
2014-01-22 11:30:42 AM  
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2014-01-22 11:35:43 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: is that good or bad? 5k a night still seems like small potatoes for a super famous Hollywood celebrity


Pretty bad. I know a bouncer at a club and said told me that individual Jersey Shore cast members cost about $25K for a single Thursday night appearance.
 
2014-01-22 11:36:18 AM  

Disposable Rob: ModernPrimitive01: is that good or bad? 5k a night still seems like small potatoes for a super famous Hollywood celebrity

Pretty bad. I know a bouncer at a club and said that told me that individual Jersey Shore cast members cost about $25K for a single Thursday night appearance.


FTFM
 
2014-01-22 11:47:09 AM  

under a mountain: [itsblogworthy.com image 420x300]


She must be a nihilist.
 
2014-01-22 12:06:28 PM  

Disposable Rob: ModernPrimitive01: is that good or bad? 5k a night still seems like small potatoes for a super famous Hollywood celebrity

Pretty bad. I know a bouncer at a club and said told me that individual Jersey Shore cast members cost about $25K for a single Thursday night appearance.


Idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jog
 
2014-01-22 12:11:57 PM  
When she even shows up. There's been stories about how she isn't even reliable enough to show up at a farking bar when she's supposed to, or to stay for the agreed-upon time.
 
2014-01-22 12:15:11 PM  
pretty sure this is not only a repeat but is the third greelit thread on this same subject.
 
2014-01-22 01:10:50 PM  

Disposable Rob: ModernPrimitive01: is that good or bad? 5k a night still seems like small potatoes for a super famous Hollywood celebrity

Pretty bad. I know a bouncer at a club and said told me that individual Jersey Shore cast members cost about $25K for a single Thursday night appearance.


How's that even profitable?  ($20 cover charge + $40 worth of drinks) x 500 attendees = $30,000, minus overheads, you'd be lucky to break even after that $25K fee.  Yes, I pulled all those numbers out of my ass, why do you ask?
 
2014-01-22 01:15:15 PM  
Wouldn't it be weird if she managed to pull a Robert Downy Jr?
 
2014-01-22 01:19:15 PM  
Wouldn't it be weird if she managed to pull a Robert Downy Jr?

Wouldn't that be a Drew Barrymore?
 
2014-01-22 01:20:44 PM  

James Rieper: Wouldn't it be weird if she managed to pull a Robert Downy Jr?

Wouldn't that be a Drew Barrymore?


I think most of us are hoping for more of a River Pheonix.
 
2014-01-22 01:24:27 PM  

The Banana Thug: Disposable Rob: ModernPrimitive01: is that good or bad? 5k a night still seems like small potatoes for a super famous Hollywood celebrity

Pretty bad. I know a bouncer at a club and said told me that individual Jersey Shore cast members cost about $25K for a single Thursday night appearance.

How's that even profitable?  ($20 cover charge + $40 worth of drinks) x 500 attendees = $30,000, minus overheads, you'd be lucky to break even after that $25K fee.  Yes, I pulled all those numbers out of my ass, why do you ask?


because idiots will continue to come back in hopes that those celebrities will frequent the place.

/ i will never understand that desire.  i like bars that are empty, have seats, and play good music.  so long as it's not too loud
// not even old, but get off my lawn anyways.
 
2014-01-22 01:25:08 PM  
"Wow, this Cloudmir vodka is making me think fuzzy, I've almost no judgment at all."


/...said someone also named Lindsay also working in a nightclub
 
2014-01-22 01:26:40 PM  

The Banana Thug: Disposable Rob: ModernPrimitive01: is that good or bad? 5k a night still seems like small potatoes for a super famous Hollywood celebrity

Pretty bad. I know a bouncer at a club and said told me that individual Jersey Shore cast members cost about $25K for a single Thursday night appearance.

How's that even profitable?  ($20 cover charge + $40 worth of drinks) x 500 attendees = $30,000, minus overheads, you'd be lucky to break even after that $25K fee.  Yes, I pulled all those numbers out of my ass, why do you ask?


It's not. The conversation in question was my friend complaining about the owner of the club continuing to book Jersey Shore cast members when, even totally filling the club on Thursday night, it never made any money.
 
2014-01-22 01:29:55 PM  
I'm going to simultaneously judge her and be jealous that I don't have a job where drinking is encouraged. Biatch.
 
2014-01-22 01:33:41 PM  

Disposable Rob: ModernPrimitive01: is that good or bad? 5k a night still seems like small potatoes for a super famous Hollywood celebrity

Pretty bad. I know a bouncer at a club and said told me that individual Jersey Shore cast members cost about $25K for a single Thursday night appearance.


I think Paris Hilton gets 50k a night to DJ
 
2014-01-22 01:42:52 PM  

texdent: Wouldn't it be weird if she managed to pull a Robert Downy Jr?


she can't.

she never had talent.  she was a child actor that went off the rails as an adult.  she has d list celebrity "yeah i know her name" status now.
 
2014-01-22 01:47:40 PM  

Fano: I think Paris Hilton gets 50k a night to DJ


I dislike her and all, but at least showing up to DJ an event is more that just "showing up".  I give her at least some credit - after gramps laid into her, paris toned her bullshiat down.

didn't she?

i don't see near the scandalous crap about her that we used to hear.
 
2014-01-22 01:50:31 PM  

pute kisses like a man: because idiots will continue to come back in hopes that those celebrities will frequent the place.


Exactly. It is less about making money that night and more about creating buzz for the establishment which makes you money over time.

Has to be a pretty sweet gig for a low level celeb though. I mean even at 5 grand a night working 48 saturdays a year gets you almost a quarter of a million. Plus it is not like you are sitting at the bar, I am sure the person gets set up in some sort of VIP area, roped off from regular people and fed free drinks all night too on top of it.
 
2014-01-22 01:51:26 PM  
5K seems kind light for pulling a train for the whole bar.
 
2014-01-22 02:07:51 PM  

Fano: Disposable Rob: ModernPrimitive01: is that good or bad? 5k a night still seems like small potatoes for a super famous Hollywood celebrity

Pretty bad. I know a bouncer at a club and said told me that individual Jersey Shore cast members cost about $25K for a single Thursday night appearance.

I think Paris Hilton gets 50k a night to DJ


Which just goes to show you that there are some really stupid people clubbing in these places.

If the younger version of me walked into a nightclub, and Paris Hilton were the DJ, I'd walk out. I can't imagine the type of people who  want a Paris Hilton DJ experience.
 
2014-01-22 02:13:11 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 5K seems kind light for pulling a train for the whole bar.



In America, Train rides YOU!
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Ha! I love this country!
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/miles and miles of bad road
//my girl is in her 40s and looks at least 20 years younger than Lohan.
///This is all the reason I need to avoid drugs (and tanning, and cosmetic surgery).
 
2014-01-22 02:20:14 PM  
She looks so little like her old hot self, I'm sure there are celebrity look-alikes that could do a better job of being her.
 
2014-01-22 02:21:05 PM  
ZeroCorpse:
//my girl is in her 40s and looks at least 20 years younger than Lohan.

We know dude...and she was homeschooled.

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2014-01-22 02:22:26 PM  
What's she doing in a bar? I thought she was clean and sober?
 
2014-01-22 02:32:59 PM  

ZeroCorpse: /miles and miles of bad road
//my girl is in her 40s and looks at least 20 years younger than Lohan.
///This is all the reason I need to avoid drugs (and tanning, and cosmetic surgery).


Oh come on. I agree that she's a trainwreck, but you aren't proving anything by posting the worst picture you can find of her. She's clean at the moment--or at least, is hiding it pretty well--and doesn't look half-bad.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-01-22 02:38:36 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Fano: Disposable Rob: ModernPrimitive01: is that good or bad? 5k a night still seems like small potatoes for a super famous Hollywood celebrity

Pretty bad. I know a bouncer at a club and said told me that individual Jersey Shore cast members cost about $25K for a single Thursday night appearance.

I think Paris Hilton gets 50k a night to DJ

Which just goes to show you that there are some really stupid people clubbing in these places.

If the younger version of me walked into a nightclub, and Paris Hilton were the DJ, I'd walk out. I can't imagine the type of people who  want a Paris Hilton DJ experience.


Celeb fetishists.  Now you are beginning to understand why the USA insists on cutting taxes for the wealthiest, while allowing the $15 per week payroll tax cut to expire.  I  guess they are hoping that the rich dude will single them out and adopt them or something?
 
2014-01-22 02:55:42 PM  
Good way to spot which pubs to avoid.
 
2014-01-22 02:59:54 PM  

cryinoutloud: Oh come on. I agree that she's a trainwreck, but you aren't proving anything by posting the worst picture you can find of her. She's clean at the moment--or at least, is hiding it pretty well--and doesn't look half-bad.


The blond hair makes her look like a crack ho. When she goes back to red her look improves dramatically.

That said, she can't compete in Hollywood anymore.
 
2014-01-22 03:10:52 PM  

Milk D: ZeroCorpse:
//my girl is in her 40s and looks at least 20 years younger than Lohan.

We know dude...and she was homeschooled.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 200x252]


Dammit, am I the only one who thinks Homeschool Wife is adorable? (Don't rip me apart, I'm a hetero female.)
 
2014-01-22 03:18:03 PM  
 

ModernPrimitive01: is that good or bad? 5k a night still seems like small potatoes for a super famous Hollywood celebrity


Yeah it is kinda bad. Back from my club days reality stars could bring in 5k easy. If they were well known they could pull 25k.
 
2014-01-22 03:20:10 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Milk D: ZeroCorpse:
//my girl is in her 40s and looks at least 20 years younger than Lohan.

We know dude...and she was homeschooled.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 200x252]

Dammit, am I the only one who thinks Homeschool Wife is adorable? (Don't rip me apart, I'm a hetero female.)


Nahh she's ok, no BJs from that one though...YIKES!
 
2014-01-22 03:23:00 PM  
She's not what's on the other side of the glory hole, is she?
 
2014-01-22 03:31:53 PM  

mechgreg: pute kisses like a man: because idiots will continue to come back in hopes that those celebrities will frequent the place.

Exactly. It is less about making money that night and more about creating buzz for the establishment which makes you money over time.

Has to be a pretty sweet gig for a low level celeb though. I mean even at 5 grand a night working 48 saturdays a year gets you almost a quarter of a million. Plus it is not like you are sitting at the bar, I am sure the person gets set up in some sort of VIP area, roped off from regular people and fed free drinks all night too on top of it.


the job would be great.  i would become a celebrity just to get this job, which is less work than working.

/ unfortunately, it would require going to the worst types of bars in the world.  but, for 5 grand, i might go to one of those bars.  any less, and i'd rather sit at a bus bench with a bottle in a brown bag
// one new years in miami, my wife and i were invited to some fancy south beach nightclub.  it was one of those bars.  apparently, paris hilton was there.  we left after a drink.  not my cup of tea.
/// we were treated nicely though, didn't have to pay to get in.  but it was lamesville. shiny shirted people who thought they were important because they went to a bar.  big whoop.  and the mindless beat and silly sounds were abysmal.  all these places must be drug fronts, because they suck balls.
 
2014-01-22 03:36:39 PM  
unfarkingbelievable:  Dammit, am I the only one who thinks Homeschool Wife is adorable? (Don't rip me apart, I'm a hetero female.)

Adorable? I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers; but the whole homeschooled thing...

I foresee this woman being the topic of a Lifetime Movie in a few years.
 
2014-01-22 04:15:27 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Milk D: ZeroCorpse:
//my girl is in her 40s and looks at least 20 years younger than Lohan.

We know dude...and she was homeschooled.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 200x252]

Dammit, am I the only one who thinks Homeschool Wife is adorable? (Don't rip me apart, I'm a hetero female.)


no you aren't. She's totes adorbs
 
2014-01-22 04:17:28 PM  

James Rieper: Wouldn't it be weird if she managed to pull a Robert Downy Jr?

Wouldn't that be a Drew Barrymore?


Just was thinking about her- it's funny how I think of her primarily as a slightly quirky actress who's mostly a sweetheart first and rarely even remember her issues from her younger days.

If she can get past being a drunk since she was a kid basically I'm sure once/if Lohan gets a handle on her boozing etc. for a few years and nails several performances (or at least mostly respectable ones) she could come back too.

Granted big IFs all around.
 
2014-01-22 04:30:36 PM  
Lohan has that thing going where she gets clean in rehab, but gets released to the same cast of characters as before.

It's pretty telling that Barrymore doesn't talk to her own mom anymore.
 
2014-01-22 04:37:23 PM  

James Rieper: Lohan has that thing going where she gets clean in rehab, but gets released to the same cast of characters as before.

It's pretty telling that Barrymore doesn't talk to her own mom anymore.


Barrymore is a smart girl. She's co-founded a successful film production company, has done some directing and continues to find work as an actress (outside of her own productions).

IMO, Lohan doesn't have the chops to accomplish any of that.
 
2014-01-22 04:43:26 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: James Rieper: Wouldn't it be weird if she managed to pull a Robert Downy Jr?

Wouldn't that be a Drew Barrymore?

Just was thinking about her- it's funny how I think of her primarily as a slightly quirky actress who's mostly a sweetheart first and rarely even remember her issues from her younger days.

If she can get past being a drunk since she was a kid basically I'm sure once/if Lohan gets a handle on her boozing etc. for a few years and nails several performances (or at least mostly respectable ones) she could come back too.

Granted big IFs all around.


I knew she was a drunk kid, but I don't recall Ms. Barrymoore being a public nuisence.. more of just a troubled hollywood kid.
 
2014-01-22 08:45:00 PM  
Even with red hair and "healthy" she still looks like she has coke-bloat in the face
 
2014-01-22 09:34:41 PM  
Eh, she'll probably spend more than that at the bar anyway. Seems like a good investment.
 
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