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(The New Orleans Advocate)   Genes that fit: College freshmen discover shared sperm-donor dad, both born to Lesbian parents   (theneworleansadvocate.com ) divider line
    More: Cool, Tulane University, lesbian parents, blood donors, freshmen discover, Phil Donahue, lesbian rights, X Chromosome, number matching  
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2014-01-22 10:07:48 AM  
Why is Lesbian capitalised? Is that the parents' nationality?

www.planetware.com
 
2014-01-22 10:08:38 AM  
That is some quality genetic success right there, Colombian man.

Also a fairly vital strike at Nurture vs Nature, methinks. Same recipe==same results and instant recognition of same on a subconscious and conscious level. Looks like destiny is manifest after all. Blood will out.
 
2014-01-22 10:11:29 AM  
They've determined that their sperm donor is responsible for their noses, smile lines and wavy hair. And for sure the cleft chins. No one else in their families has cleft chins.

So they are looking for a Columbian with smile lines, wavy hair, cleft chin, and who is fat.
 
2014-01-22 10:13:09 AM  
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they're totally about to make out.
 
2014-01-22 10:16:20 AM  
All of the dancing around with regards to being 'friends' makes me wonder if they were more than 'friends' and had to cover up that fact once their genetics were known.

Scissor party, ya'll!
 
2014-01-22 10:16:27 AM  
"selected a Colombian sperm donor with an interest in theater"

An interest in theater is genetic?  I wonder which chromosome contains the "theater" gene.  Mine must be recessive.
 
2014-01-22 10:18:06 AM  
So their dad was a night security guard at a sperm bank.  Interesting.
 
2014-01-22 10:24:25 AM  
I guess in order to get a sperm donation from a guy who's "interested in theater and tennis", you have to leave the gay porno mags in the milking room.


I wonder if their vaginas now dialogue?
 
2014-01-22 10:26:02 AM  
Both freshmen kids are alright.
 
2014-01-22 10:29:55 AM  
Is physical attractiveness not one qualification for sperm donation?
 
2014-01-22 10:30:15 AM  

Ker_Thwap: So their dad was a night security guard at a sperm bank.  Interesting.


A fat night security guard.

Just saying. They both would probably be stunning if they lost a few pounds.

No life isn't fair, skinny people get more money and have better sex.
 
2014-01-22 10:33:55 AM  

inglixthemad: Ker_Thwap: So their dad was a night security guard at a sperm bank.  Interesting.

A fat night security guard.

Just saying. They both would probably be stunning if they lost a few pounds.

No life isn't fair, skinny people get more money and have better sex.


Fat behavior is learned behavior.
 
2014-01-22 10:35:35 AM  
I rather liked that film
 
2014-01-22 10:36:08 AM  
www.blogcdn.com
 
2014-01-22 10:36:11 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-01-22 10:38:16 AM  
Cool story, sis.
 
2014-01-22 10:51:32 AM  
Tulane; no surprises there.  You don't see kids of lesbians going to mathy science school.  Oh, and look.  One of the parents is from San Francisco.  Change the San Diego mom to Northampton and we have a script.  Someone dust off Janeanne Garofolo!
/OK, that's enough talking out 'ma backside for this thread.  Link was a cool story.  Thanks, subster.
 
2014-01-22 11:04:44 AM  

DeathByGeekSquad: All of the dancing around with regards to being 'friends' makes me wonder if they were more than 'friends' and had to cover up that fact once their genetics were known.

Scissor party, ya'll!


Don't laugh too loud. If they'd been a boy and a girl, this could have ended very badly indeed. People separated at birth fall for each other surprisingly easily if reunited as adults. Not just a plot point in Star Wars.

As it is---this made my morning ^_^
 
2014-01-22 11:45:38 AM  

trappedspirit: Is physical attractiveness not one qualification for sperm donation?


I was thinking the same thing until I realized their lesbian mothers picked that specific donor.
 
2014-01-22 12:04:14 PM  
The Aristocrats
 
2014-01-22 12:09:33 PM  
If people are going to practice eugenics and manufacture offspring shouldn't the results be hotter and less fat?
 
2014-01-22 12:11:33 PM  

Ker_Thwap: So their dad was a night security guard at a sperm bank.  Interesting.


I saw that movie.
 
2014-01-22 12:19:15 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-22 12:38:13 PM  

MikeyFuccon: DeathByGeekSquad: All of the dancing around with regards to being 'friends' makes me wonder if they were more than 'friends' and had to cover up that fact once their genetics were known.

Scissor party, ya'll!

Don't laugh too loud. If they'd been a boy and a girl, this could have ended very badly indeed. People separated at birth fall for each other surprisingly easily if reunited as adults. Not just a plot point in Star Wars.

As it is---this made my morning ^_^


Because you woke up next to your sister who you've yet to discover is your sister?
 
2014-01-22 12:49:03 PM  

Fano: inglixthemad: Ker_Thwap: So their dad was a night security guard at a sperm bank.  Interesting.

A fat night security guard.

Just saying. They both would probably be stunning if they lost a few pounds.

No life isn't fair, skinny people get more money and have better sex.

Fat behavior is learned behavior.


That escalated quickly.
 
2014-01-22 01:21:44 PM  

Shirley Ujest: Fano: inglixthemad: Ker_Thwap: So their dad was a night security guard at a sperm bank.  Interesting.

A fat night security guard.

Just saying. They both would probably be stunning if they lost a few pounds.

No life isn't fair, skinny people get more money and have better sex.

Fat behavior is learned behavior.

That escalated quickly.


Only because stair-stepping it would have left everyone winded.
 
2014-01-22 02:03:21 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: All of the dancing around with regards to being 'friends' makes me wonder if they were more than 'friends' and had to cover up that fact once their genetics were known.

Scissor party, ya'll!


Why bother? Nobody's getting knocked up.

...unless Dad is still making donations.

/DNRTFA
 
2014-01-22 03:56:51 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: All of the dancing around with regards to being 'friends' makes me wonder if they were more than 'friends' and had to cover up that fact once their genetics were known.

Scissor party, ya'll!


The story does kind of have that feel to it.

I remember reading something a while back that siblings who have never met can be super drawn to each other because some sibling bond didn't form that makes them not physically attracted to each other.
 
2014-01-22 06:36:49 PM  
David Crosby?
 
2014-01-22 07:43:32 PM  
allisonleotta.com

Hi y'all, what's goin' on?
 
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