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(MetroWest Daily News)   Quick, name two licenses that are only valid when you're sober   (metrowestdailynews.com) divider line 37
    More: Dumbass, rte, carrying a firearm, Norman Miller  
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9436 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jan 2014 at 9:47 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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jbc [TotalFark]
2014-01-22 09:37:05 AM  
Pilot and medical?
 
2014-01-22 09:49:59 AM  
Pussy license?
 
2014-01-22 09:53:34 AM  
Any and all.
 
2014-01-22 09:54:11 AM  
kill and thrill, baby?
 
2014-01-22 09:55:41 AM  
Hunting and driving.
 
2014-01-22 09:56:15 AM  
Hunting, driving, piloting, CCW, Medical....
 
2014-01-22 09:56:27 AM  
Artistic and Literary.
 
2014-01-22 10:03:27 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Artistic and Literary.


Add a negative to the headline query and you're spot on.
 
2014-01-22 10:04:28 AM  

jbc: Pilot and medical?


No, no, no. Those are only valid when drunk.
 
2014-01-22 10:04:52 AM  
Fishing and License to Kill?
 
2014-01-22 10:07:24 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Fishing and License to Kill?


I thought being drunk was a requirement for a fishing license

/that's the way it always worked for me
 
2014-01-22 10:08:56 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Artistic and Literary.


Pollok and Hemingway would like a word with you.
 
2014-01-22 10:12:49 AM  
Driving and Dog?
 
2014-01-22 10:16:18 AM  
Mickey Teutul lost some weight...
 
2014-01-22 10:26:24 AM  
To Ill and to wed?
 
2014-01-22 10:26:30 AM  
My creative license is definitely NOT on that list.
 
2014-01-22 10:30:37 AM  
My license to Ill.
 
2014-01-22 10:36:52 AM  
Is that true down south too?

/don't carry in a bar. it's just asking for problems.
 
2014-01-22 10:40:59 AM  
"If you've ever been too drunk to fish, you might..."
Foxworthy nods
 
2014-01-22 10:59:56 AM  
Dog license and British TV license?
 
2014-01-22 11:21:01 AM  
And this would be why I politely declined the invite to celebrate my friend's birthday with booze and guns in the woods.
 
2014-01-22 11:21:07 AM  
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2014-01-22 11:24:47 AM  
"Mueller struck the curb and drove onto a sidewalk, the report said.Mueller told police he had just left the British Beer Company on Rte. 9 and was returning to his 490A Aldrich St. home. He admitted to drinking three beers. Because Mueller was slurring his words and had bloodshot eyes, the officer asked him to perform field sobriety tests, the report said.Before doing the tests, Mueller told the officer he had a gun in a holster on his hip. The .40 caliber weapon was loaded. The officer seized the gun."

It is ABSOLUTELY VITAL to our success as a Free and Democratic Nation , Under God, that this asshoretar^H^H^H^H^HPatriot not have his natural rights infringed to bear arms as our Fathers intended and wrote in the constitution. He was just excerising his God Given rights under the Constitution of America.

He is a clear and shining example of how the liebral Gun GRabber commies have failed and NEED to be stopped AT ALL COSTS. Unfortunatley the nanny state pigcops are now as we speak instituting a set of FALSE soveriegn charges under Admiralty against this poor kid to Get his legal right taken away from him!!!! Under such false pretences as these CLEARLY ARE.

Free Eric Mueller!!! Stop the facist commies from taking your rights!!  Join us at the COurt House to protest on April 9th, 2013. Bring Gadsen flags and NEVER FORGAT WHO DID 9 ELEVEN  Donate here!!!

Alternatively, it is possible that wild pigs are becoming a real problem in his part of the country, in which case I would only say that this was an understandable but unfortunate error, and reccomend he purchase a sensible civilian firearm like the BushMaster  XM-15 3-GUN ENHANCED CARBINE (16" MID-LENGTH)  which is highly appropriate for feral pig home defense especially with the appropriate Tactical(™)   accessories from an authorized and high skilled  Tactical(™)  Operator Shoppe.


A little known FACT about the  BushMaster  XM-15 3-GUN ENHANCED CARBINE (16" MID-LENGTH)  is that this class of firearm is actually much less likely to fire accidentally when drunk as fark thanks to it's superior carry-ability feature.

www.bushmaster.com

Accept no substitutes and remember that if you don't purchase the authorized  Tactical(™)  Operator Shoppe accessories you may actually reduce and harm the effectiveness of this amazing American-made civilian weapons platform by up to 30% so please, please don't hurt your gun and remember to buy ALL the necessary accessories.
 
2014-01-22 11:25:47 AM  
Ban alcohol and he wouldn't be in this mess.
 
2014-01-22 11:26:16 AM  
A license to practice law doesn't become effective until you're drunk.  Heck we even have a whole Association named after where we get together after work.
 
2014-01-22 11:47:31 AM  
Hey, at least he has his safety glasses on...
 
2014-01-22 11:51:21 AM  
Marriage license?

Ahh, who am I kidding.  That one might only be INvalid if you're sober.
 
2014-01-22 01:35:33 PM  
Poetic and dentistry
 
2014-01-22 01:56:56 PM  
Why is he wearing safety glasses?  Was he gonna hit the range afterwards?
 
2014-01-22 04:24:07 PM  
Another in a long string of responsible gun owners. I am so glad (and safer!) knowing he is out there and armed
 
2014-01-22 04:41:14 PM  
Real estate?
 
2014-01-22 06:53:16 PM  
How did I know? I said 'driving and hunting' before I even clicked. Only read headline before I shook my head and double-checked to make sure this didn't have a "Florida" tag...
 
2014-01-22 07:15:07 PM  

Piizzadude: Another in a long string of responsible gun owners. I am so glad (and safer!) knowing he is out there and armed


We need more laws to prevent just this sort of thing from happening.
 
2014-01-22 08:54:05 PM  

willfullyobscure: "Mueller struck the curb and drove onto a sidewalk, the report said.Mueller told police he had just left the British Beer Company on Rte. 9 and was returning to his 490A Aldrich St. home. He admitted to drinking three beers. Because Mueller was slurring his words and had bloodshot eyes, the officer asked him to perform field sobriety tests, the report said.Before doing the tests, Mueller told the officer he had a gun in a holster on his hip. The .40 caliber weapon was loaded. The officer seized the gun."

It is ABSOLUTELY VITAL to our success as a Free and Democratic Nation , Under God, that this asshoretar^H^H^H^H^HPatriot not have his natural rights infringed to bear arms as our Fathers intended and wrote in the constitution. He was just excerising his God Given rights under the Constitution of America.

He is a clear and shining example of how the liebral Gun GRabber commies have failed and NEED to be stopped AT ALL COSTS. Unfortunatley the nanny state pigcops are now as we speak instituting a set of FALSE soveriegn charges under Admiralty against this poor kid to Get his legal right taken away from him!!!! Under such false pretences as these CLEARLY ARE.

Free Eric Mueller!!! Stop the facist commies from taking your rights!!  Join us at the COurt House to protest on April 9th, 2013. Bring Gadsen flags and NEVER FORGAT WHO DID 9 ELEVEN  Donate here!!!

Alternatively, it is possible that wild pigs are becoming a real problem in his part of the country, in which case I would only say that this was an understandable but unfortunate error, and reccomend he purchase a sensible civilian firearm like the BushMaster  XM-15 3-GUN ENHANCED CARBINE (16" MID-LENGTH)  which is highly appropriate for feral pig home defense especially with the appropriate Tactical(™)   accessories from an authorized and high skilled  Tactical(™)  Operator Shoppe.


A little known FACT about the  BushMaster  XM-15 3-GUN ENHANCED CARBINE (16" MID-LENGTH)  is that this class of firearm is actually ...


Me <--Life NRA member, AR-15 and AK-47 owner, CW permit in Texas of all places....I see what you did there.
 
2014-01-22 10:02:22 PM  

willfullyobscure: A little known FACT about the  BushMaster  XM-15 3-GUN ENHANCED CARBINE (16" MID-LENGTH)  is that this class of firearm is actually much less likely to fire accidentally when drunk as fark thanks to it's superior carry-ability feature.


Meh. That's the sucky type of M1913 instead of a carrying handle.
 
2014-01-23 12:04:33 AM  

Loadmaster: Piizzadude: Another in a long string of responsible gun owners. I am so glad (and safer!) knowing he is out there and armed

We need more laws to prevent just this sort of thing from happening.



yeah we should make it illegal to think about guns while drinking. The next NSA protocol, web cam detects beer, browser looks at anything gun related *BOOM!* got ya.
 
2014-01-23 07:39:26 AM  
Strobeguy:


Yeah that kinda went off the rails...not sure who I was trying to make fun of more. Oh well, good times, good times.
 
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