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(News4Jax)   33-year-old woman tries to run down her husband at MLK celebration, pins him between two cars, threatens her 21-year-old son with handgun, and shoots her husband in the leg before fleeing the scene. FloridAristocrats   (m.news4jax.com) divider line 16
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2014-01-22 11:14:16 AM
4 votes:
As of midday Tuesday, she was still at large.


Looks at pic. I'd say
2014-01-22 02:14:23 PM
2 votes:

Schmerd1948: 13 to17 are the prime years for a woman to bear a child. Not 38 to52. Don't look at me like that.


7, 19 and 23 are also prime years.
2014-01-22 10:27:19 AM
2 votes:

duckbutter: Wait, 33 year old woman... 21 year old son?? better go RTFA


...and she's ...married? None of this adds up.
2014-01-22 10:26:07 AM
2 votes:

dwrash: I'm sure MLK would be proud of her actions.... idiot.


Hey, you're being a little rough.  He wasn't an idiot.
2014-01-22 08:24:39 PM
1 votes:

Boojum2k: IamAwake: What possible ideal is one trying for that would make 13-17 the "prime years?"


I took it as a joke that 13 and 17 are both prime numbers, as did Fano.


I...

Well, you see...

blah.
2014-01-22 03:09:47 PM
1 votes:
Why not just "Flaristocrats"?
2014-01-22 11:19:02 AM
1 votes:

JoieD'Zen: Farce-Side: JoieD'Zen: Farce-Side: TheDirtyNacho: Farce-Side: And the father, her husband, is 43.  So at 21, he had sex with an 11 year old, and they had a son when she was 12.  What?


Poverty.  Only surprising part to me here is that they were married.

Poor people don't get arrested for statutory rape?

Some states will drop the charges if you get married.

/ged internet law

Some states allow 12 year olds to get married?!?!

Laws were different 20 years go and iirc there were a  few states that would allow a pregnant female to get married at a very young age if she were pregnant.


"Boss, I need to leave work early today.  I have to go pick up my wife from the middle school.  She got detention again."
2014-01-22 11:11:31 AM
1 votes:
i call bullshot

a black mother and son  AND she knew where her husband was, this just defies the odds!!!
2014-01-22 11:11:05 AM
1 votes:
It was only a warning vehicular homicide attempt.  The AAA is pushing to make those legal in Florida.
2014-01-22 11:07:18 AM
1 votes:

Farce-Side: And the father, her husband, is 43.  So at 21, he had sex with an 11 year old, and they had a son when she was 12.  What?


Sacks, kittens, cats, wives, how young were they boning in St. Ives?
2014-01-22 11:03:08 AM
1 votes:

Farce-Side: gambitsgirl: NTTATW with having a kid at 12

There's actually several things wrong with that.


I KNOW
2014-01-22 11:02:32 AM
1 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: gambitsgirl: NTTATW with having a kid at 12

Actually, there kind of is.


I know.
2014-01-22 11:01:49 AM
1 votes:

blatz514: gambitsgirl: I couldn't read past the math. I did it, like, 10 times in my head.  NTTATW with having a kid at 12

Wut?


Trying not to be judgy and stuff. My New Years resolution was to be gentle. And graceful.
2014-01-22 10:32:34 AM
1 votes:

Farkomatic: Apparently, this is what happens when you have sex at 11 years old and have babies at 12.


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2014-01-22 10:25:14 AM
1 votes:

duckbutter: Wait, 33 year old woman... 21 year old son?? better go RTFA


Some guy must have went medieval on her.
2014-01-22 10:22:54 AM
1 votes:
They must not have run the PSA they ran on the local R&B stations here down in Florida.

They asked nicely for everyone to wait until Tuesday to shoot each other.
 
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