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(News4Jax)   33-year-old woman tries to run down her husband at MLK celebration, pins him between two cars, threatens her 21-year-old son with handgun, and shoots her husband in the leg before fleeing the scene. FloridAristocrats   (m.news4jax.com) divider line 83
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2014-01-22 10:07:18 AM  
Ts Da!
 
2014-01-22 10:07:54 AM  

twistedmetal: Ts Da!


Well........ta da!

/just go with it
 
2014-01-22 10:19:05 AM  
I'm sure MLK would be proud of her actions.... idiot.
 
2014-01-22 10:19:37 AM  
Wait, 33 year old woman... 21 year old son?? better go RTFA
 
2014-01-22 10:20:22 AM  

dwrash: I'm sure MLK would be proud of her actions.... idiot.


Maybe she failed reading and thought he said "I have a dream......of shooting someone!"
 
2014-01-22 10:22:54 AM  
They must not have run the PSA they ran on the local R&B stations here down in Florida.

They asked nicely for everyone to wait until Tuesday to shoot each other.
 
2014-01-22 10:23:22 AM  

duckbutter: Wait, 33 year old woman... 21 year old son?? better go RTFA


Possible.  But I'm guessing that he had a different biological mother.  TFA gives no clues.
 
2014-01-22 10:23:46 AM  
Can't we all just have a dream?
 
2014-01-22 10:25:14 AM  

duckbutter: Wait, 33 year old woman... 21 year old son?? better go RTFA


Some guy must have went medieval on her.
 
2014-01-22 10:26:07 AM  

dwrash: I'm sure MLK would be proud of her actions.... idiot.


Hey, you're being a little rough.  He wasn't an idiot.
 
2014-01-22 10:26:52 AM  

twistedmetal: twistedmetal: Ts Da!

Well........ta da!

/just go with it


Whoopsie
 
2014-01-22 10:27:19 AM  

duckbutter: Wait, 33 year old woman... 21 year old son?? better go RTFA


...and she's ...married? None of this adds up.
 
2014-01-22 10:28:06 AM  
'FloridAristocrats'
I be all stealy!
 
2014-01-22 10:30:47 AM  
Apparently, this is what happens when you have sex at 11 years old and have babies at 12.
 
2014-01-22 10:32:23 AM  
Stay classy Florida.
 
GCD
2014-01-22 10:32:31 AM  
"...she attempted to run him over with the vehicle, subsequently pinning him between two vehicles.Police say Ruby Sheppard got out of her vehicle and began an argument as he was getting out from between the two vehicles."

This is just a hunch, but I'm going to bet that the argument started well before she pinned him between two vehicles.
 
2014-01-22 10:32:31 AM  

Fano: duckbutter: Wait, 33 year old woman... 21 year old son?? better go RTFA

...and she's ...married? None of this adds up.


Wouldn't surprise me if it was true
 
2014-01-22 10:32:34 AM  

Farkomatic: Apparently, this is what happens when you have sex at 11 years old and have babies at 12.


community.secondlife.com
 
2014-01-22 10:34:59 AM  
Also, a person under the age of 90 named Ruby?
 
2014-01-22 10:36:43 AM  
And the father, her husband, is 43.  So at 21, he had sex with an 11 year old, and they had a son when she was 12.  What?
 
2014-01-22 10:39:36 AM  
I couldn't read past the math. I did it, like, 10 times in my head.  NTTATW with having a kid at 12
 
2014-01-22 10:42:26 AM  

gambitsgirl: NTTATW with having a kid at 12


Actually, there kind of is.
 
2014-01-22 10:43:04 AM  

gambitsgirl: NTTATW with having a kid at 12


There's actually several things wrong with that.
 
2014-01-22 10:44:27 AM  

gambitsgirl: I couldn't read past the math. I did it, like, 10 times in my head.  NTTATW with having a kid at 12


Wut?
 
2014-01-22 10:44:48 AM  

GCD: "...she attempted to run him over with the vehicle, subsequently pinning him between two vehicles.Police say Ruby Sheppard got out of her vehicle and began an argument as he was getting out from between the two vehicles."

This is just a hunch, but I'm going to bet that the argument started well before she pinned him between two vehicles.


He should have listened to her and not tried to run away.
 
2014-01-22 10:45:45 AM  

gambitsgirl: I couldn't read past the math. I did it, like, 10 times in my head.  NTTATW with having a kid at 12


I actually pulled out a calculator because my mind wasn't believing the numbers it was coming up with.
 
2014-01-22 10:46:37 AM  

FrancoFile: duckbutter: Wait, 33 year old woman... 21 year old son?? better go RTFA

Possible.  But I'm guessing that he had a different biological mother.  TFA gives no clues.


I hope the fark so
 
2014-01-22 10:46:48 AM  

FrancoFile: duckbutter: Wait, 33 year old woman... 21 year old son?? better go RTFA

Possible.  But I'm guessing that he had a different biological mother.  TFA gives no clues.


Possible, but probably not.  The clue is they all share the same last name, Sheppard.
 
2014-01-22 10:46:58 AM  
I know someone who had a kid 13 ( 12 when she got preggers ) .  The 21 year old father....ran.. and it was probably a pretty smart thing as the girls older brothers and cousins were just a wee bit crazy.
 
2014-01-22 10:48:40 AM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: FrancoFile: duckbutter: Wait, 33 year old woman... 21 year old son?? better go RTFA

Possible.  But I'm guessing that he had a different biological mother.  TFA gives no clues.

Possible, but probably not.  The clue is they all share the same last name, Sheppard.


So this is the family of an Earthborn Shepard...... Probably for the best s/he was an orphan
 
2014-01-22 10:50:05 AM  

Farce-Side: And the father, her husband, is 43.  So at 21, he had sex with an 11 year old, and they had a son when she was 12.  What?



Poverty.  Only surprising part to me here is that they were married.
 
2014-01-22 10:52:20 AM  

TheDirtyNacho: Farce-Side: And the father, her husband, is 43.  So at 21, he had sex with an 11 year old, and they had a son when she was 12.  What?


Poverty.  Only surprising part to me here is that they were married.


Poor people don't get arrested for statutory rape?
 
2014-01-22 10:57:15 AM  

Farce-Side: TheDirtyNacho: Farce-Side: And the father, her husband, is 43.  So at 21, he had sex with an 11 year old, and they had a son when she was 12.  What?


Poverty.  Only surprising part to me here is that they were married.

Poor people don't get arrested for statutory rape?


Some states will drop the charges if you get married.

/ged internet law
 
2014-01-22 10:58:17 AM  

JoieD'Zen: Farce-Side: TheDirtyNacho: Farce-Side: And the father, her husband, is 43.  So at 21, he had sex with an 11 year old, and they had a son when she was 12.  What?


Poverty.  Only surprising part to me here is that they were married.

Poor people don't get arrested for statutory rape?

Some states will drop the charges if you get married.

/ged internet law


Some states allow 12 year olds to get married?!?!
 
2014-01-22 10:59:11 AM  

Farce-Side: TheDirtyNacho: Farce-Side: And the father, her husband, is 43.  So at 21, he had sex with an 11 year old, and they had a son when she was 12.  What?


Poverty.  Only surprising part to me here is that they were married.

Poor people don't get arrested for statutory rape?



Given that it was 22 years ago, maybe he was arrested and served his sentence?  Who cares?
 
2014-01-22 11:01:49 AM  

blatz514: gambitsgirl: I couldn't read past the math. I did it, like, 10 times in my head.  NTTATW with having a kid at 12

Wut?


Trying not to be judgy and stuff. My New Years resolution was to be gentle. And graceful.
 
2014-01-22 11:02:32 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: gambitsgirl: NTTATW with having a kid at 12

Actually, there kind of is.


I know.
 
2014-01-22 11:03:08 AM  

Farce-Side: gambitsgirl: NTTATW with having a kid at 12

There's actually several things wrong with that.


I KNOW
 
2014-01-22 11:04:22 AM  

Thingster: gambitsgirl: I couldn't read past the math. I did it, like, 10 times in my head.  NTTATW with having a kid at 12

I actually pulled out a calculator because my mind wasn't believing the numbers it was coming up with.


Yeah I was close to pulling out the app but that would lead to confirmation and then I'd judge. So I went with NTTATW and whew that didn't go so well.
 
2014-01-22 11:07:18 AM  

Farce-Side: And the father, her husband, is 43.  So at 21, he had sex with an 11 year old, and they had a son when she was 12.  What?


Sacks, kittens, cats, wives, how young were they boning in St. Ives?
 
2014-01-22 11:11:05 AM  
It was only a warning vehicular homicide attempt.  The AAA is pushing to make those legal in Florida.
 
2014-01-22 11:11:31 AM  
i call bullshot

a black mother and son  AND she knew where her husband was, this just defies the odds!!!
 
2014-01-22 11:12:37 AM  

WTP 2: i call bullshot

a black mother and son  AND she knew where her husband was, this just defies the odds!!!


Well, shew did have to pin him between 2 cars and shoot him in the leg to corral him.
 
2014-01-22 11:12:47 AM  

gambitsgirl: Farce-Side: gambitsgirl: NTTATW with having a kid at 12

There's actually several things wrong with that.

I KNOW


Yeah, but do you really appreciate that there is, in fact, something wrong with that?

This isn't the 1300s - we don't need to turn the baby making machines on as early as possible just so enough are born that live, that then maintain the population level.  Our mortality rate for giving birth is pretty low now, people (unfortunately) live a really long time.  Females can now be allowed to grow up a little and be their own person; by that token, males are now able to do something more than fight and struggle between birth and death, so both genders got a bit out of modern comforts.

I don't think you actually realize that there is something wrong with her being a 33yo mother of a 21yo.  When it comes down to it, something/someone failed her as a child, and I can't....

...ok sorry, had to.
 
2014-01-22 11:14:13 AM  

gambitsgirl: blatz514: gambitsgirl: I couldn't read past the math. I did it, like, 10 times in my head.  NTTATW with having a kid at 12

Wut?

Trying not to be judgy and stuff. My New Years resolution was to be gentle. And graceful.


i.tbs.com
 
2014-01-22 11:14:16 AM  
As of midday Tuesday, she was still at large.


Looks at pic. I'd say
 
2014-01-22 11:16:39 AM  

IamAwake: gambitsgirl: Farce-Side: gambitsgirl: NTTATW with having a kid at 12

There's actually several things wrong with that.

I KNOW

Yeah, but do you really appreciate that there is, in fact, something wrong with that?

This isn't the 1300s - we don't need to turn the baby making machines on as early as possible just so enough are born that live, that then maintain the population level.  Our mortality rate for giving birth is pretty low now, people (unfortunately) live a really long time.  Females can now be allowed to grow up a little and be their own person; by that token, males are now able to do something more than fight and struggle between birth and death, so both genders got a bit out of modern comforts.

I don't think you actually realize that there is something wrong with her being a 33yo mother of a 21yo.  When it comes down to it, something/someone failed her as a child, and I can't....

...ok sorry, had to.


I'd lay odds on the condom.
 
2014-01-22 11:17:23 AM  

Farce-Side: JoieD'Zen: Farce-Side: TheDirtyNacho: Farce-Side: And the father, her husband, is 43.  So at 21, he had sex with an 11 year old, and they had a son when she was 12.  What?


Poverty.  Only surprising part to me here is that they were married.

Poor people don't get arrested for statutory rape?

Some states will drop the charges if you get married.

/ged internet law

Some states allow 12 year olds to get married?!?!


Laws were different 20 years go and iirc there were a  few states that would allow a pregnant female to get married at a very young age if she were pregnant.
 
2014-01-22 11:19:02 AM  

JoieD'Zen: Farce-Side: JoieD'Zen: Farce-Side: TheDirtyNacho: Farce-Side: And the father, her husband, is 43.  So at 21, he had sex with an 11 year old, and they had a son when she was 12.  What?


Poverty.  Only surprising part to me here is that they were married.

Poor people don't get arrested for statutory rape?

Some states will drop the charges if you get married.

/ged internet law

Some states allow 12 year olds to get married?!?!

Laws were different 20 years go and iirc there were a  few states that would allow a pregnant female to get married at a very young age if she were pregnant.


"Boss, I need to leave work early today.  I have to go pick up my wife from the middle school.  She got detention again."
 
2014-01-22 11:22:05 AM  

Farce-Side: "Boss, I need to leave work early today. I have to go pick up my wife from the middle school. She got detention again."


The girls were usually taken out of school at a young age to take care of their kids, ensuring they would never get anywhere in life.
 
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