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(Never Underdressed)   Turns out Mariah Carey ticked off every bad fashion trend of the 00s. God loves a trier   (neverunderdressed.com) divider line 90
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2014-01-22 08:56:27 AM
Have to say, she looked very nice in those pictures. Not sure what the bad bit subbs is talking about.
 
2014-01-22 09:17:03 AM
That woman is breath taking. Only in fark would you knock that.
 
2014-01-22 09:29:39 AM
Boinking the head of a record label to keep a steady gig was a 90s thing?
 
2014-01-22 10:26:29 AM

EyeballKid: Boinking the head of a record label to keep a steady gig was a 90s thing?


No, 90s was anal.
 
2014-01-22 11:11:47 AM
Yeah, I would have been all over any one of those looks.
 
2014-01-22 11:12:57 AM

RedPhoenix122: EyeballKid: Boinking the head of a record label to keep a steady gig was a 90s thing?

No, 90s was anal.


Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day thinking about anal with 90s Mariah Carey...
 
2014-01-22 11:21:38 AM

colinspooky: Have to say, she looked very nice in those pictures. Not sure what the bad bit subbs is talking about.


Where did she get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!
 
2014-01-22 11:25:10 AM
www.pitch.com

"Turns out Mariah Carey ticked off every bad fashion trend of the 00s. God loves a trier."
 
2014-01-22 11:30:57 AM

clkeagle: RedPhoenix122: EyeballKid: Boinking the head of a record label to keep a steady gig was a 90s thing?

No, 90s was anal.

Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day thinking about anal with 90s Mariah Carey...



She was the subject of many perverse erotic fantasies as a teen in the 90's, then I heard her speak in an interview one day and that all went away.
 
2014-01-22 11:31:22 AM
"Mariah Carey broke every fashion rule in the 00s Brain..."

"And I nearly broke my schmeckel constantly stroking it to her regardless Monsoon."
 
2014-01-22 11:49:10 AM
The only things in there I thought were 00s was the camo, velour track suits, and those extremely pointy shoes that hurt to look at.

In 20 years when we mock the 00s, the go-to look will be a velour tracksuit with JUICY on the butt and a pair of Uggs.
 
2014-01-22 11:50:25 AM
Post 2000-Mariah is the god-awful bolt-ons Mariah. Plus apparently silicone is "exhausting".

/Pre-2000 Mariah is sooo much hotter

www.audiocastle.netmedia-cache-ec0.pinimg.comencrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-22 11:51:46 AM
and no-one cares, because even if she had vagina dentata, we'd still risk it.
 
2014-01-22 11:52:11 AM
All I want for Christmas is lube...
 
2014-01-22 12:05:36 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

BE GONE FOUL SHE-BEAST! THOU ART A WHALE AND SHOULD BE SHAMED FOR THY FATNESS.
 
2014-01-22 12:08:19 PM
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2014-01-22 12:10:29 PM
yes, but does God love Lars von Trier?
 
2014-01-22 12:18:11 PM
The woman who brought us "I got fat, then lost most of the weight but kept the boobs" and Glitter is a heroine and a national treasure.
 
2014-01-22 12:23:24 PM
When have boobs ever been a "bad fashion trend"?

/Never saw anything else on her
 
2014-01-22 12:28:12 PM

peterthx: Post 2000-Mariah is the god-awful bolt-ons Mariah. Plus apparently silicone is "exhausting".

/Pre-2000 Mariah is sooo much hotter

[www.audiocastle.net image 500x500][media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x334][encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 209x242]


This; she was way way hotter back then.
 
2014-01-22 12:28:41 PM

Nana's Vibrator: The woman who brought us "I got fat, then lost most of the weight but kept the boobs" and Glitter is a heroine and a national treasure.


She kept the boobs through SURGERY. How is that so amazing?

/you mention Glitter so is that the joke?
 
2014-01-22 12:30:43 PM

amindtat: "Turns out Mariah Carey ticked off every bad fashion trend of the 00s. God loves a trier."


Is she a goer? Eh? Does she go? Eh eh?
 
2014-01-22 12:33:05 PM
I have always, and will always, love Mariah.

"Always Be My Baby" is one of my all time favorite songs.  It is amazing.
 
2014-01-22 12:35:42 PM
What about Trieste?
 
2014-01-22 12:40:52 PM
Her first album was her best.  And I agree with the two other posts upthread, when she first came onto the scene, she was much hotter than what she turned in to.
 
2014-01-22 12:46:31 PM

colinspooky: Have to say, she looked very nice in those pictures. Not sure what the bad bit subbs is talking about.


Yeah, she looks good, so who farking cares? Well, except subby, that is...
 
2014-01-22 12:46:58 PM

peterthx: Post 2000-Mariah is the god-awful bolt-ons Mariah. Plus apparently silicone is "exhausting".

/Pre-2000 Mariah is sooo much hotter

[www.audiocastle.net image 500x500][media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x334][encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 209x242]


This.  She seemed to get in touch with her 'ghetto' side after 2000 and it all went to hell from there.
 
2014-01-22 12:48:20 PM

Gunny Highway: I have always, and will always, love Mariah.

"Always Be My Baby" is one of my all time favorite songs.  It is amazing.


ARE YOU MY ALT?!
 
2014-01-22 12:48:57 PM

bborchar: peterthx: Post 2000-Mariah is the god-awful bolt-ons Mariah. Plus apparently silicone is "exhausting".

/Pre-2000 Mariah is sooo much hotter

[www.audiocastle.net image 500x500][media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x334][encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 209x242]

This.  She seemed to get in touch with her 'ghetto' side after 2000 and it all went to hell from there.


And yet her career survived.  Adapt or die.
 
2014-01-22 12:49:47 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Gunny Highway: I have always, and will always, love Mariah.

"Always Be My Baby" is one of my all time favorite songs.  It is amazing.

ARE YOU MY ALT?!


We are the Dave and Earl Hebner of Fark.
 
2014-01-22 12:50:04 PM

peterthx: Post 2000-Mariah is the god-awful bolt-ons Mariah. Plus apparently silicone is "exhausting".

/Pre-2000 Mariah is sooo much hotter

[www.audiocastle.net image 500x500][media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x334][encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 209x242]


Totally agree.  She looked phenomenal in that Music Box to Butterfly period.

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I used to spend hours before school every morning styling my hair so that it looked like hers.  I had to blow dry it straight, then take a curling iron and curl the ends.
 
2014-01-22 12:59:37 PM
Jesus, how do people keep up with fashion. I'm exhausted just reading through like 3 of those bullet points.
 
2014-01-22 12:59:44 PM
darkroom.neverunderdressed.com
Humina Humina
 
2014-01-22 01:01:19 PM
Coco LaFemme:
I used to spend hours before school every morning styling my hair so that it looked like hers.  I had to blow dry it straight, then take a curling iron and curl the ends.

ME TOO!
 
2014-01-22 01:02:35 PM

Pfighting Polish: When have boobs ever been a "bad fashion trend"?


When they're obviously fake.
 
2014-01-22 01:06:15 PM
I do love when Farkers start commenting on how wildly successful female stars should dress.

It would be like Mariah Carey telling overly opinionated slobs how to post on the internet.
 
2014-01-22 01:06:39 PM

jaytkay: Pfighting Polish: When have boobs ever been a "bad fashion trend"?

When they're obviously fake.


And this is true of only the vocal minority of the internet.

I mean, the majority of people get lost when you actually DO look like you have watermelons and beach balls in your shirt.

But this stuff with Mariah? Yeah, the majority of males are 100% a-ok with it.
 
2014-01-22 01:18:13 PM
My loins are aching.
 
2014-01-22 01:24:54 PM

Gunny Highway: I do love when Farkers start commenting on how wildly successful female stars should dress.

It would be like Mariah Carey telling overly opinionated slobs how to post on the internet.


I post this myself for myself.

i257.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-22 01:26:15 PM

jaytkay: Pfighting Polish: When have boobs ever been a "bad fashion trend"?

When they're obviously fake.


They don't look fake to me in that pic in the see-through outfit above
 
2014-01-22 01:31:27 PM
This whole video was amazing to me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyU6vusV9NA


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-22 01:34:39 PM
I would make a joke about how I'd like to start a fashion trend about wearing her, but I see that trend has long been made.
 
2014-01-22 01:35:44 PM

Gunny Highway: bborchar: peterthx: Post 2000-Mariah is the god-awful bolt-ons Mariah. Plus apparently silicone is "exhausting".

/Pre-2000 Mariah is sooo much hotter

[www.audiocastle.net image 500x500][media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x334][encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 209x242]

This.  She seemed to get in touch with her 'ghetto' side after 2000 and it all went to hell from there.

And yet her career survived.  Adapt or die.


Doesn't change the fact that she would have looked much hotter dressing the way she did before.  I doubt it would have hurt her 'image' to look gorgeous AND sexy.
 
2014-01-22 01:37:18 PM
Can we ever have a hot chick with big boobs thread without the farking "OMG they're so fake it makes me want to vomit!" bullshiat? I mean really, who gives a flying fark? Does she look good? Yes. Do her tits look good? Yes. Then shut the fark up and enjoy the eyecandy. I can understand when the bolt ons look disturbing like Tori Spelling's divot or Tara Reid's frankentits, but if they don't look bad, don't biatch. It's not like any of us are ever going to get to actually meet these women you folks biatch about, much less get to look at and touch those titties.

/would make sun tea from Mariah Carey's panties
//yes I know she'd never sleep with me even if I got to meet her.
 
2014-01-22 01:44:55 PM

bborchar: Doesn't change the fact that she would have looked much hotter dressing the way she did before. I doubt it would have hurt her 'image' to look gorgeous AND sexy.


If you say so.
 
2014-01-22 01:55:42 PM

monoski: jaytkay: Pfighting Polish: When have boobs ever been a "bad fashion trend"?

When they're obviously fake.

They don't look fake to me in that pic in the see-through outfit above


She looks like a stripper in that photo.

And the weight of those silicon globules have caused her breasts to separate so far and so low there's acres of territory between them now.
 
2014-01-22 01:57:42 PM

clkeagle: Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day thinking about anal with 90s Mariah Carey...


It wouldn't be the first time...
 
2014-01-22 02:04:17 PM
For me, she was at her sexiest around "Dreamlover" and "Fantasy" stages.  Not just because she was young, but because she was incredibly sexy while also being kind of adorable.  And while it's not a crime to explore your sexy side, after she went "Honey" and "Glitter" and beyond  she looked like she was trying too hard.

It's a personal taste, yes, I acknowledge that.  I also acknowledge that the image she had there in the first few years was likely cultivated by her record company and managers, because you get more airplay with middle-America when you look sexy-but-wholesome.  But I just can't get into the bolt-on tits, outfits at formal events so skimpy that you look like a stripper, and so forth.  

See also: Miley Cyrus licking a sledgehammer while nude.  She would be an incredibly beautiful woman if she stopped trying so damn hard to remind us all that she's a grown up, sexual being.
 
2014-01-22 02:07:16 PM
I agree with the Farkers who point out that she was hotter in the 90s - that much is obvious.

What gets me, though, is how much more intelligentsmartclassy she seemed back then. It's like freedom from the Mottola prison brought out her inner ditzy bimbo, not only did her style de-mature but even the way she speaks and acts has become tinged with this really distasteful high school-girlishness.

This is what could have hypothetically kept me up at night at one point hypothetically.

/Life-long fan
 
2014-01-22 02:09:01 PM

grouchy pants: What gets me, though, is how much more intelligentsmartclassy she seemed back then. It's like freedom from the Mottola prison brought out her inner ditzy bimbo, not only did her style de-mature but even the way she speaks and acts has become tinged with this really distasteful high school-girlishness.


I think you made my point much better than I did.
 
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