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2014-01-22 10:14:38 AM
She has amazing boobs.
 
2014-01-22 10:15:51 AM

Yanks_RSJ: She has amazing boobs.


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2014-01-22 10:20:13 AM
quoted from the article:

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2014-01-22 10:21:43 AM
This isn't a bookmark for amazing boobs that may or may not end up in this thread
 
2014-01-22 10:27:32 AM

Yanks_RSJ: She has amazing boobs.


key word is has.  good thing they're getting on record now.

Also, liked that she showed more than just the boobs.
 
2014-01-22 10:27:38 AM
She is quite attractive.
 
2014-01-22 10:52:12 AM
watched it sunday with mr.s FlashHarry. i was speechless, mouth agape. the only utterance she could manage was, "i... think those are real."
 
2014-01-22 11:00:27 AM
They were tits.  You've all seen them before.  Get a hold of yourselves.
 
2014-01-22 11:02:53 AM
i shall be revisiting this thread after work
 
2014-01-22 11:04:01 AM

Marcus Aurelius: They were tits.  You've all seen them before.  Get a hold of yourselves.


I've eaten food before too, that doesn't mean I don't enjoy a spectacular gourmet meal when it's put in front of me.
 
2014-01-22 11:06:33 AM

Marcus Aurelius: They were tits.  You've all seen them before.  Get a hold of yourselves.


They are real, and they're spectacular. I got a hold of myself plenty of times after watching that scene.
 
2014-01-22 11:16:26 AM

Marcus Aurelius: They were tits.  You've all seen them before.  Get a hold of yourselves.


That's the thing about tits.  Once you've seen one pair, you want to see them all.
 
2014-01-22 11:30:51 AM
I mean, you could tell they would be awesome just from seeing her (and them) clothed, but I was not prepared for such wonders.
 
2014-01-22 11:33:27 AM

Yanks_RSJ: Marcus Aurelius: They were tits.  You've all seen them before.  Get a hold of yourselves.

I've eaten food before too, that doesn't mean I don't enjoy a spectacular gourmet meal when it's put in front of me.


*zing*.

Added to my favourites.
 
2014-01-22 11:34:32 AM
Huh, I thought this was going to be a thread about Yellow Mythos and The King in Yellow.....
 
2014-01-22 11:41:04 AM
Dayum! Those rank up there with Salma Hayek's.
 
2014-01-22 12:25:14 PM
That scene gave me a boner... thanks for that.
 
2014-01-22 12:38:03 PM

Marcus Aurelius: They were tits.  You've all seen them before.  Get a hold of yourselves.


Movies
Baseball games
Sunsets

I've seen them before too, but when a fantastic example happens, you take the time to appreciate it.
 
2014-01-22 12:56:20 PM

Marcus Aurelius: They were tits.  You've all seen them before.  Get a hold of yourselves.


You appear to contradict yourself senator;

Anything in any way beautiful derives its beauty from itself and asks nothing beyond itself. Praise is no part of it, for nothing is made worse or better by praise. - Marcus Aurelius

You wrote that

So,

Unless you're a homosexual..then it's understandable. Unnecessary, but your attitude would be completely understandable. .
 
2014-01-22 01:07:20 PM

indarwinsshadow: Marcus Aurelius: They were tits.  You've all seen them before.  Get a hold of yourselves.

You appear to contradict yourself senator;

Anything in any way beautiful derives its beauty from itself and asks nothing beyond itself. Praise is no part of it, for nothing is made worse or better by praise. - Marcus Aurelius

You wrote that

So,

Unless you're a homosexual..then it's understandable. Unnecessary, but your attitude would be completely understandable. .


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2014-01-22 01:13:40 PM
Best set I've seen since possibly Julianna Guill in the "Friday the 13th" remake a couple of years back. YMMV, of course.

/Google her
//I'd like to
 
2014-01-22 01:21:00 PM
static4.fjcdn.com

I'm not saying it's Uto-Aztecan, but ...
 
2014-01-22 01:39:13 PM
(he says, while waiting for more pics while completely missing the open tab with the botanical-description-of-the-Voynich-manual discussion)
 
2014-01-22 02:20:45 PM

FlashHarry: watched it sunday with mr.s FlashHarry. i was speechless, mouth agape. the only utterance she could manage was, "i... think those are real."


This is nearly a spot on description of my Sunday evening with Mrs. CtK. I added the "...and they're spectacular" part to it.

I also admit that the next morning, I had to go re-watch it from the DVR...you know, for research. For a bonus, in the scene where they are done with the sexing and she is sitting on Woody's lap with her shirt now on, when she dismounts him I paused it to see if she is nekid still on the bottom half. What I got was a straight up beaver shot, dangling labia and all.

www.zuguide.com

It was perverted.

/And nice. God that woman is hot.
 
2014-01-22 02:24:23 PM
So what is the green-eared spaghetti monster? I like where this show is going and am looking forward to them really kicking up the occult shiat in the next few episodes. I can't wait to see how it ends.
 
2014-01-22 03:56:56 PM
Man, even as a lady without the sort of, uh, investment you gentlemen have in boobs, I have to admit that I sat there blinking for a few minutes, awestruck.

/Though it's kind of hard though to browse the TD tag on Tumblr now without encountering those boobs every two posts.
//Do GoT fans have the same problem?
///(Speculation: could the spiral thingy be the Yellow Sign? I know it's not the same as in the Call of Cthulhu mythos, but is it ever actually described in the original King in Yellow stories?)
 
2014-01-22 04:23:55 PM

FlashHarry: watched it sunday with mr.s FlashHarry. i was speechless, mouth agape. the only utterance she could manage was, "i... think those are real."


Farking THIS. Mrs. Darch and I looked at each other. Looked back at the tv. Looked back at each other. Looked back at the tv. She said, "Those... have to be fake." I replied, "No dear. Um... no. They're real."

Easily one of the greatest female bodies I have ever seen.
 
2014-01-22 04:39:03 PM
She has some beautiful eyes too. Not that I saw them during that episode but in those Percy Jackson movies I remember her eyes were mesmerizing.
 
2014-01-22 04:51:09 PM

Marcus Aurelius: They were tits.  You've all seen them before.  Get a hold of yourselves.


Believe me, I'm pretty jaded about movie/TV nudity, like I roll my eyes when they set scenes in strip clubs because it's such a cheap and cliche way to throw some tits in. But when her shirt came up in this scene a parade broke out in my head. It was glorious.
 
2014-01-22 05:01:15 PM
I am calling it right now. Those are fake
 
2014-01-22 05:01:46 PM

browntimmy: Marcus Aurelius: They were tits.  You've all seen them before.  Get a hold of yourselves.

Believe me, I'm pretty jaded about movie/TV nudity, like I roll my eyes when they set scenes in strip clubs because it's such a cheap and cliche way to throw some tits in.  But when her shirt came up in this scene a parade broke out in my head. It was glorious.


You're not kidding. Both my wife and I were speechless. It was like those rays of sunlight that break through the clouds after a storm.
 
2014-01-22 05:16:37 PM
her body is proof that god loves us.

and i'm saying that as an atheist.
 
2014-01-22 05:23:42 PM
This ... fark it. This is a bookmark.
 
2014-01-22 06:19:23 PM
Next time someone wants proof of intelligent design I'm pointing them towards that clip.  Absolute works of art.
 
2014-01-22 06:33:21 PM

Cortez the Killer: What I got was a straight up beaver shot,


Glad someone else noticed.
 
2014-01-22 06:35:31 PM
Can't see it at work, gonna have to come again later
 
2014-01-22 06:55:52 PM
I was watching the scene with my wife in the room.  I knew it was coming, and I still announced "Holy S#!@#" when the shirt came up.  The wife understood it was pretty much testosterone tourettes.
 
2014-01-22 08:36:41 PM

Cortez the Killer: FlashHarry: watched it sunday with mr.s FlashHarry. i was speechless, mouth agape. the only utterance she could manage was, "i... think those are real."

This is nearly a spot on description of my Sunday evening with Mrs. CtK. I added the "...and they're spectacular" part to it.

I also admit that the next morning, I had to go re-watch it from the DVR...you know, for research. For a bonus, in the scene where they are done with the sexing and she is sitting on Woody's lap with her shirt now on, when she dismounts him I paused it to see if she is nekid still on the bottom half. What I got was a straight up beaver shot, dangling labia and all.

[www.zuguide.com image 219x138]

It was perverted.

/And nice. God that woman is hot.


Lookee me, doing God's work for all ya'll and linkin' you the stuff:

http://imgur.com/a/MIv6S
 
2014-01-22 08:52:44 PM
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2014-01-22 10:09:14 PM

mark.jms: Cortez the Killer: FlashHarry: watched it sunday with mr.s FlashHarry. i was speechless, mouth agape. the only utterance she could manage was, "i... think those are real."

This is nearly a spot on description of my Sunday evening with Mrs. CtK. I added the "...and they're spectacular" part to it.

I also admit that the next morning, I had to go re-watch it from the DVR...you know, for research. For a bonus, in the scene where they are done with the sexing and she is sitting on Woody's lap with her shirt now on, when she dismounts him I paused it to see if she is nekid still on the bottom half. What I got was a straight up beaver shot, dangling labia and all.

[www.zuguide.com image 219x138]

It was perverted.

/And nice. God that woman is hot.

Lookee me, doing God's work for all ya'll and linkin' you the stuff:

http://imgur.com/a/MIv6S


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-22 10:30:30 PM

Bunz: She has some beautiful eyes too. Not that I saw them during that episode but in those Percy Jackson movies I remember her eyes were mesmerizing.


My kids watched that movie and I stopped as I walked through the room because of  her eyes.  Then I got a better look at the rest of her and I have been waiting for this day.  But dayum, I was not prepared for how glorious they really are.  That is top shelf if there ever was any.
 
2014-01-23 02:19:44 AM
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The boobage in that episode was worth every penny of my HBO subscription.
 
2014-01-23 07:51:35 AM
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2014-01-23 04:08:27 PM
I was enjoying the show anyway but that was a very,very attractive young women disrobing.
 
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