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(Everett Herald)   Hero: Woman ran into store and took off her shirt to use to help stop a man's serious bleeding. Weird: Then she laid down next to him. Scary: Then she turned out to be the one who stabbed him then slit his throat with a filet knife   (heraldnet.com) divider line 68
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2014-01-22 08:28:36 AM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-22 08:36:10 AM
Tiana S. Star Cox

Crazy and a porn a star?  I hope the sex was worth it.
 
2014-01-22 09:03:37 AM
My god these 2 are perfect for each other.

We should call them Romeo and Juliette, because they are gonna end up killing each other out of love. Or something equally bizarre.
 
2014-01-22 09:30:05 AM
Star Cox and the man had been dating and living together for about eight months, court papers show. They were living in a moored boat. The man reportedly had given the woman the fillet knife for Christmas.

/perfect
 
2014-01-22 09:41:28 AM

sammyk: Star Cox and the man had been dating and living together for about eight months, court papers show. They were living in a moored boat. The man reportedly had given the woman the fillet knife for Christmas.

/perfect


"He went to Jared Bass Pro Shops!"
 
2014-01-22 09:59:49 AM
I suspect meth usage was common between these two.

/just my opinion
 
2014-01-22 10:01:42 AM
Slitting someone's throat is just a domestic violence charge now?
 
2014-01-22 10:06:03 AM

spiderpaz: Slitting someone's throat is just a domestic violence charge now?


If you do it out of love, yeah.
 
2014-01-22 10:07:50 AM
Here's the besotted couple:

i.imgur.com

Headline should have mentioned that she slit his throat and stabbed him with a fillet knife he gave her for Christmas.
 
2014-01-22 10:09:30 AM
WOW, girls suck at filleting people
 
2014-01-22 10:10:33 AM
I hope they have many progeny.
 
2014-01-22 10:11:39 AM
To be fair if I ended up in Everett at a gas station buying beer I would want someone to slice my throat.
 
2014-01-22 10:12:36 AM
"After being transported to the police station, (Star Cox) kept yelling, 'Baby, I love you," according to court papers.

That is crazy. Super crazy. Bachmann crazy.
 
2014-01-22 10:15:29 AM

twistedmetal: I suspect meth usage was common between these two.

/just my opinion


Tucker!!!!
 
2014-01-22 10:17:34 AM

gopher321: [i39.tinypic.com image 245x200]


That's about right.
 
2014-01-22 10:17:49 AM
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
Can't let you do that, Star Cox.
 
2014-01-22 10:20:27 AM
"The man reportedly had given the woman the fillet knife for Christmas."

Well, there's your problem right there.  Not only do you not stick your dick in crazy, you NEVER give crazy a fillet knife.  Even if it is Christmas.  That's just science, man.
 
2014-01-22 10:21:05 AM

Gordon Bennett: "After being transported to the police station, (Star Cox) kept yelling, 'Baby, I love you," according to court papers.

That is crazy. Super crazy. Bachmann crazy.


Paul Ryan crazy, even
 
2014-01-22 10:21:25 AM

LesserEvil: Here's the besotted couple:

[i.imgur.com image 400x300]

Headline should have mentioned that she slit his throat and stabbed him with a fillet knife he gave her for Christmas.


Huh...I've got something I'd like to give her.

/it's not my home address, though
//or my real name
 
2014-01-22 10:21:49 AM
Aw, how sweet. Once again, the universe has managed to bring just the right two people together.
 
hej
2014-01-22 10:24:35 AM
Can we get rid of the FAIL tag yet?  It's use is retarded in about 99.9% of the headlines it's applied to, including this one.
 
2014-01-22 10:25:24 AM

Diogenes: Tiana S. Star Cox

Crazy and a porn a star?  I hope the sex was worth it.


I heard she was excellent at barrel rolls.
 
2014-01-22 10:25:30 AM

Priapetic: Not only do you not stick your dick in crazy, you NEVER give crazy a fillet knife. Even if it is Christmas.


That's why I always give my crazy biatches straight razors instead.
 
2014-01-22 10:26:10 AM

twistedmetal: I suspect meth usage was common between these two.

/just my opinion


Meth use is mandatory in snohomish, IIRC.
 
2014-01-22 10:27:03 AM

spiderpaz: Slitting someone's throat is just a domestic violence charge now?


Well, it's only an evil man that got his throat slit. Now if it had been a man slapping a woman, that would be a news!
 
2014-01-22 10:29:21 AM
How do we know this wasn't consensual? Sounds like a freaky pair.
 
2014-01-22 10:33:36 AM
I think it's pretty safe to refer to his as her ex-boyfriend at this point.
 
2014-01-22 10:35:40 AM
These two fluck-ups deserve each other and the inevitable death of one at the hands of the other
 
2014-01-22 10:40:16 AM
Just another Puget Sound Deb.
 
2014-01-22 10:42:05 AM
Voices in her head, these are, the voices in her head...
 
Ant
2014-01-22 10:45:01 AM
I wonder what brand of fillet knife she used. It sounds like it was really sharp, and I need a good knife to fillet some salmon.
 
2014-01-22 10:51:21 AM
Didn't I see a music video about this couple?
 
2014-01-22 10:53:04 AM
Given the long list of convictions he's had within the past few years, why is he not in prison?
 
2014-01-22 10:58:50 AM

Diogenes: Tiana S. Star Cox

Crazy and a porn a star?  I hope the sex was worth it.


Could one of you farkers please tell what the S. stands for?
 
2014-01-22 11:01:33 AM
Prosecutors have charged an 18-year-old Shoreline woman with first-degree domestic-violence assault

She is accused of using a fillet knife to slit the man's throat and then stab him in the chest.


No attempted murder? Slitting a dude's throat and stabbing him in the chest... exactly what does it take to break the threshold of "attempted murder"?
 
2014-01-22 11:08:16 AM

AugieDoggyDaddy: Diogenes: Tiana S. Star Cox

Crazy and a porn a star?  I hope the sex was worth it.

Could one of you farkers please tell what the S. stands for?


Given the context I'd say "Sucks."  It even forms a complete sentence!

/i was only kidding about the porn thing because of the name
 
2014-01-22 11:14:00 AM
yay! an Everett Herald avatar, moniker, thingy...

/good old scummy Everett
 
2014-01-22 11:15:24 AM
Should have given her a fleshlight for Christmas
 
2014-01-22 11:18:01 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Should have given her a fleshlight for Christmas


For the love of Fark headlines we should send one to her.

/ fleshlight for females?
 
2014-01-22 11:23:30 AM

Diogenes: Tiana S. Star Cox

Crazy and a porn a star?  I hope the sex was worth it.


Your call. I would probably give it serious thought, myself.


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2014-01-22 11:36:39 AM
"Tiana S. Star Cox remains at the Snohomish County Jail, with bail set at $100,000. She is accused of using a fillet knife to slit the man's throat and then stab him in the chest". And that, my friends, is why we come to Fark. Everything about that paragraph is beautiful. Thank you, sub.
 
2014-01-22 11:39:16 AM

Diogenes: Tiana S. Star Cox

Crazy and a porn a star?  I hope the sex was worth it.


I guess the middle "S" stands for "Stabby."
 
2014-01-22 11:56:38 AM
So did nobody else read about how the guy has prior records for assault, auto theft and threatening a crowd with a handgun after pistol whipping someone? Not so sure if I would call him the victim here.
 
2014-01-22 12:18:51 PM
My wife is a redhead. A small part of me gets nervous every time she picks up a kitchen knife.
 
2014-01-22 12:36:49 PM

99.998er: Diogenes: Tiana S. Star Cox

Crazy and a porn a star?  I hope the sex was worth it.

Your call. I would probably give it serious thought, myself.
[fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net image 640x480]



Ooof. She looks meeeeeeeen.
 
2014-01-22 12:42:35 PM

Jument: My wife is a redhead. A small part of me gets nervous every time she picks up a kitchen knife.


Well, at least we're honest that it's small.
 
2014-01-22 12:47:53 PM
It's Molly Grue's way.
 
2014-01-22 12:52:04 PM

dragonchild: Jument: My wife is a redhead. A small part of me gets nervous every time she picks up a kitchen knife.

Well, at least we're honest that it's small.


Yes, I realized what I was saying after I said it.

/it was cold!
 
2014-01-22 12:52:53 PM
#1 Never stick your dick in crazy.
#2 If you ignore #1, don't give it a knife!
 
2014-01-22 12:57:59 PM

Nadie_AZ: My god these 2 are perfect for each other.

We should call them Romeo and Juliette, because they are gonna end up killing each other out of love. Or something equally bizarre.


Star Coxed lovers?
 
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