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(Huffington Post)   Today: "There will NEVER be a gay marriage at my wedding venue." Near Future: "This charming little wedding venue is priced to sell, after the previous owners were forced into bankruptcy"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 36
    More: Obvious, Illinois, Ken Hutcherson, Friends of Lesbians, Societal attitudes toward homosexuality, Family Equality Council, Levi Strauss, Tom Emmer, Gay Days  
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2014-01-22 08:45:18 AM  
5 votes:
Once they're done forcing you to marry homosexuals, they'll start forcing you to perform late term abortions. After that you'll be forced to operate the gas chambers in which they will put all the climate change deniers. And they won't even see the irony, because their brains don't work that way.
2014-01-22 08:45:44 AM  
4 votes:
You know, I like these folks, people who will take a stand that is not only unpopular now, but will be judged as downright evil by future historians.  History needs its villains, and bravo for all these bigoted farks providing fodder for those thirty to forty years from now who need people to hold up as examples of real human evil. Much like the anti-civil rights folks of the 60s, and the Nazis before them, these folks are providing a valuable service, being history's douchenozzles.
2014-01-22 10:38:19 AM  
3 votes:

DrPainMD: Dr. Whoof: You know, I like these folks, people who will take a stand that is not only unpopular now, but will be judged as downright evil by future historians.  History needs its villains, and bravo for all these bigoted farks providing fodder for those thirty to forty years from now who need people to hold up as examples of real human evil. Much like the anti-civil rights folks of the 60s, and the Nazis before them, these folks are providing a valuable service, being history's douchenozzles.

You obviously don't understand the progressive mindset. In the future, something that YOU do or say today is going to get you put in the same group as the B&B owner in this story. Because progressivism is never achieved; it keeps morphing into something else in order to have continuous outrage and something new to control. Jim Crow laws were brought to us by the progressives, so the B&B owner would be a model progressive 60 years ago. The movement will turn on you just as it turned on him.


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2014-01-22 10:31:54 AM  
2 votes:

THE GREAT NAME: Yes, because libs won't be happy until we're all teh gay.


Well, ever since desegregation we're all teh black now.
2014-01-22 09:00:36 AM  
2 votes:

rikkitikkitavi: belome: 40% of marriages are now LGBT????

I think someone really pulled a stat out of their backcrack.

I think he/she is implying that 40% of B&B business is LGBT.  Which could be very close to correct, assuming four times as many LGBT frequent B&B's than the straight community.


Straights:  So the next time you stay at a B&B, think about how much buttsecks has been had on that bed and how much santorum is on the walls.
2014-01-22 08:36:16 AM  
2 votes:
Yes, because libs won't be happy until we're all teh gay.
2014-01-23 12:24:12 PM  
1 votes:

R.A.Danny: [img.fark.net image 434x71]


And now, of course, I have to favorite myself as that.
2014-01-22 06:10:17 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-01-22 04:41:21 PM  
1 votes:

mistrmind: ciberido: mistrmind: Last time I checked, when you order a sandwich at Chik-fil-a, they didn't ask you about your sexual orientation, they just served you a chicken sandwich.  in a nutshell, you have your panties in a bunch because the founder has an opinion about marriage and it doesn't fit into your definition of marriage.

No, the original issue with Chik-Fil-A wasn't just Cathy's personal opinions.  It was where the money from Chik-Fil-A's sales were going: specifically, every sandwich purchased meant money going to WinShape, an umbrella organization for numerous groups opposed to gay rights in the USA.  Also at one time Chik-Fil-A was contributing to efforts to pass a bill in Uganda to make homosexuality a capital crime.

Now, that may no longer be the case: later news reports indicate Chik-Fil-A has cut ties with some of those organizations and backed down on some of their anti-gay rhetoric.  But at the time, there was a very clear financial connection between Chik-Fil-A  and efforts to have gay people executed for homosexuality, among other things.

Also, there were, and probably still are, other issues with Chik-Fil-A such as firing employees for not being Christian (or for being female).  But let's just stick to the efforts to kill gay people, shall we?

You should know this before mouthing off: it makes you look either dishonest or stupid to ignore such pertinent facts.

Local Chick-fil-a has servers who are female (surprise surprise) and, get this, they don't ask if you are a homosexual before serving your a chicken sandwich, which would signify that perhaps they don't really care who you are, just as long as you are buying a chicken sandwich.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.


Ok, you're not being dishonest.  You really ARE this stupid.
2014-01-22 04:24:52 PM  
1 votes:

Vagina Boob: Sheesh.  You guys were cool as the underdog.  Now you're a bunch of oversized assholes.


I wonder how they got like that.
2014-01-22 11:59:41 AM  
1 votes:

flondrix: Dimensio: This person's discrimination is motivated by religious belief, therefore it must be allowed. Religious belief creates special justification otherwise not present for objectionable behaviour.

A picture of some guys whose discrimination is motivated by religious belief:
[floridamemory.com image 600x468]


That is different and does not count because reasons and furthermore.
2014-01-22 11:23:58 AM  
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: Gdalescrboz: Nacc: joness0154: qorkfiend: kukukupo: I still fail to understand how you can FORCE someone to do business with you.  Then again, if the government can force you to buy a product, I guess it is only fair that you can force a business to sell it to you.

Who's forcing anyone to do anything?

Well, there is the cake shop in Colorado forced to make cakes for same sex couples. It's not a stretch to assume it could happen to this guy.

I'm as pro gay marriage as it comes, but disagree forcing these companies to do business if they don't want. I also don't understand why a couple would be adamant about giving that person business if they're adamantly against their lifestyle.

Change the source of this article to it being about black people or an interracial couple. Your defense of said bigotry still fits. Why should those racists have to do business with a couple of darkies or darkie apologists....

It's because it's wrong to discriminate. If you are a bigot you will be found and painted as the bigot you are. People should know you're a bigot so they can vote with their wallet. You have a right to be a bigot and we have a right to know so we can refuse to patronize.

This is truly amazing. A guy gets sued for turning down a gay marriage,(never intended to make a spectacle of it) and you think it's ok...no, your right...nay, your duty, to conduct a smear campaign against him and destroy his life. Yet at the same time you bleeding heart liberals are the first to line up to crucify a 12 year old kid for any sleight that can be twisted in to bullying. The stupidity the left displays in matters pertaining to an individuals right to run his business how he wants without it turning in to a witch hunt is astounding. It's like watching Nancy Grace; pure, blind, unwarranted hate that you can't put in to a rational argument. So much so that's it's to the point that deep down inside, you have to know its absurd, you have to know that you are a hypocritical douche but you are afr ...


You're just doubling down on the derp today.


No no I apologize, my post was having these awful stomach cramps, this was the peanutty/corn injected diharreah that ejected at high speeds, and now....silent crampless relief.
2014-01-22 11:20:50 AM  
1 votes:

DrPainMD: You obviously don't understand the progressive mindset. In the future, something that YOU do or say today is going to get you put in the same group as the B&B owner in this story. Because progressivism is never achieved; it keeps morphing into something else in order to have continuous outrage and something new to control. Jim Crow laws were brought to us by the progressives, so the B&B owner would be a model progressive 60 years ago. The movement will turn on you just as it turned on him.


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2014-01-22 10:11:01 AM  
1 votes:

Dimensio: This person's discrimination is motivated by religious belief, therefore it must be allowed. Religious belief creates special justification otherwise not present for objectionable behaviour.


A picture of some guys whose discrimination is motivated by religious belief:
floridamemory.com
2014-01-22 10:09:21 AM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: He couldn't be hurting his business more if he advertised turd punch for breakfast.


There's a fisting enthusiast crowd that gets up that early?
2014-01-22 10:07:16 AM  
1 votes:

Penoatle: Private business, private rules. Why is this so hard to understand?

Really, someone tell me why people cannot operate their business the way they want to. Why do we get this foamy BS from either side.

I could care less but I know this thread will blow up with the usual crap.


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2014-01-22 09:55:54 AM  
1 votes:

Buttknuckle: Straights:  So the next time you stay at a B&B, think about how much buttsecks has been had on that bed and how much santorum is on the walls.


Next time you shake a guy's hand, think about how much jerking off he's done with that hand.

Next time you kiss your girlfriend...remember...oh wait...forget that one.  It'll never happen.

Next time you kiss your mom, think about the spooge sprayed on....nah....too easy.
2014-01-22 09:52:28 AM  
1 votes:
I don't want the health inspector in my restaurant. If people get sick eating my food, they'll just eat somewhere else and I'll go out of business, so the free market works.
2014-01-22 09:41:31 AM  
1 votes:

Gdalescrboz: my lip balm addiction: kukukupo: I still fail to understand how you can FORCE someone to do business with you.  Then again, if the government can force you to buy a product, I guess it is only fair that you can force a business to sell it to you.

No one is forcing anyone to do anything. Just outing the bigots so they know who not to do business with.

Why are they bigots? Really, why? They think gay marriage is wrong. Can one not have an opinion another disagrees with without you putting a derogatory stamp of disapproval on it? Gays think being against gay marriage is wrong, does that make them a bigot? I just don't see where being a bigot comes on to play here


How do I put this lightly?  Then, you are missing a few chromosomes.
2014-01-22 09:17:02 AM  
1 votes:

wxboy: Is there a limit on the use of religion to justify not following laws?


Based upon my reading of advocates of such exceptions, only followers of their specific sect of Christianity may be exempted.
2014-01-22 09:14:00 AM  
1 votes:
Possible alternative headline:

Illinois Man Staunch Defender of What He Believes Traditional Marriage to Be.
2014-01-22 09:09:04 AM  
1 votes:

Penoatle: Private business, private rules. Why is this so hard to understand?

Really, someone tell me why people cannot operate their business the way they want to. Why do we get this foamy BS

santorum from either side.

I could care less but I know this thread will blow up with the usual crap.


FTFY.
2014-01-22 09:09:02 AM  
1 votes:

rikkitikkitavi: Seriously? Another one of these threads? FARK has become the rally point for the LGBT community of late. There truly is no hate like the oppressed with a enough to finance a lawsuit.

I need another misogynist boobie thread. Please, I beg of you.


Now now.  They preach "Diversity" and "Tolerance".
2014-01-22 09:03:56 AM  
1 votes:

Buttknuckle: rikkitikkitavi: belome: 40% of marriages are now LGBT????

I think someone really pulled a stat out of their backcrack.

I think he/she is implying that 40% of B&B business is LGBT.  Which could be very close to correct, assuming four times as many LGBT frequent B&B's than the straight community.

Straights:  So the next time you stay at a B&B, think about how much buttsecks has been had on that bed and how much santorum is on the walls.


Straight people don't have buttsecks? How boring all those missionary style couples are.
2014-01-22 09:02:59 AM  
1 votes:
FTA (in a letter he wrote to some gay people): "It's not too late to change your behavior."

They always focus on the behavior. Love the sinner, hate the sin. It's the acting it out part they dwell on, not the impulses or urges or preference or identity, but the actual physical act of gay sex they can't seem to stop thinking about.
2014-01-22 08:59:28 AM  
1 votes:

HenryFnord: kukukupo: I still fail to understand how you can FORCE someone to do business with you.  Then again, if the government can force you to buy a product, I guess it is only fair that you can force a business to sell it to you.

"No coloreds"


This circumstance is different. This person's discrimination is motivated by religious belief, therefore it must be allowed. Religious belief creates special justification otherwise not present for objectionable behaviour.
2014-01-22 08:58:33 AM  
1 votes:

rikkitikkitavi: belome: 40% of marriages are now LGBT????

I think someone really pulled a stat out of their backcrack.

I think he/she is implying that 40% of B&B business is LGBT.  Which could be very close to correct, assuming four times as many LGBT frequent B&B's than the straight community.


Well the G B and T maybe but the L portion of the community rents cabins in the woods.
2014-01-22 08:57:57 AM  
1 votes:
He's gonna learn the lesson ChickFilA learned. Their business has dwindled to nearly nothing since they publicly adopted their anti-gay stance.
2014-01-22 08:57:15 AM  
1 votes:
Sheesh.  You guys were cool as the underdog.  Now you're a bunch of oversized assholes.
2014-01-22 08:57:08 AM  
1 votes:

Penoatle: Private business, private rules. Why is this so hard to understand?

Really, someone tell me why people cannot operate their business the way they want to. Why do we get this foamy BS from either side.

I could care less but I know this thread will blow up with the usual crap.


Perhaps because we have central banks that can fire up the fake money presses and print up what ever amount it takes to get their way. Maybe moving the population in the direction of getting use to taking it anally is helpful to their plans.

I figure they have counterfeited the entire money supply over and over so many times we no longer own or have a say in anything.
DGS [TotalFark]
2014-01-22 08:50:27 AM  
1 votes:

Penoatle: Again though, I could care less.


How much less? Sounds like you do care.
2014-01-22 08:50:24 AM  
1 votes:
40% of marriages are now LGBT????

I think someone really pulled a stat out of their backcrack.
2014-01-22 08:48:10 AM  
1 votes:
Seriously? Another one of these threads? FARK has become the rally point for the LGBT community of late. There truly is no hate like the oppressed with a enough to finance a lawsuit.

I need another misogynist boobie thread. Please, I beg of you.
2014-01-22 08:43:21 AM  
1 votes:

kukukupo: I still fail to understand how you can FORCE someone to do business with you.  Then again, if the government can force you to buy a product, I guess it is only fair that you can force a business to sell it to you.


"No coloreds"
2014-01-22 08:39:40 AM  
1 votes:
Probably not a good business decision for a bed & breakfast to offend 40% your clientele.

/made up that number, but I'm close
2014-01-22 08:37:04 AM  
1 votes:
I still fail to understand how you can FORCE someone to do business with you.  Then again, if the government can force you to buy a product, I guess it is only fair that you can force a business to sell it to you.
 
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