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(KPTV Portland)   An Oregon man, who apparently has never seen a Michael Bay movie, pours gasoline on a fire to keep warm. Luckily only six agencies were involved in putting out the fire and rescuing the injured   (kptv.com) divider line 7
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2014-01-22 10:47:45 AM  
2 votes:
"alcohol does not appear to be a factor"

That's a shame.  No valid excuse then....
2014-01-22 02:25:08 PM  
1 votes:
2014-01-22 11:34:49 AM  
1 votes:

Big_Fat_Liar: "alcohol does not appear to be a factor"

That's a shame.  No valid excuse then....


Well, if it's any consolation,  alcohol was  up to 10% of the factor ( presuming he filled up good ol' regular unleaded )
2014-01-22 10:39:54 AM  
1 votes:
Build a man a fire and you keep him warm for a day.  Set a man on fire and you keep him ward for the rest of his life.
2014-01-22 10:36:46 AM  
1 votes:
You're supposed to throw an empty aerosol can in a fire, everyone knows that.
2014-01-22 03:49:59 AM  
1 votes:
You've been so long
Well, it's been so long
And I've been putting out fire
with gasoline
putting out fire with gasoline
2014-01-22 02:29:58 AM  
1 votes:
I am shocked, SHOCKED that this did not happen in Clackamas county.
 
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