CapeFearCadaver: You pour the gasoline on the wood before you light it on fire.
Big_Fat_Liar: "alcohol does not appear to be a factor"That's a shame. No valid excuse then....
Voiceofreason01: CapeFearCadaver: You pour the gasoline on the wood before you light it on fire.and for god's sake, if you're going to put gasoline onto a lit fire: DO NOT POUR IT STRAIT FROM THE CAN.
RedPhoenix122: Like there's anything else to do in Sisters./Grew up in Central Oregon
yakmans_dad: I was almost a Fark headline long before there was Fark. Because I was stupid and thought that I could light a wood fire with propane if I was only careful enough. If there's anyone out there not laughing at how stupid I was and thinking, "I wouldn't have a problem because I'd be more careful." then listen up. You can't be more careful. Propane is too volatile. Believe the warning signs.PSA.
ausfahrk: RedPhoenix122: Like there's anything else to do in Sisters./Grew up in Central OregonWhen I saw the headline I was imagining Bend or Prineville.
blatz514: You're supposed to throw an empty aerosol can in a fire, everyone knows that.
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