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(Live5 News Charleston)   Boy trapped in well. Updates via collie to be forthcoming   (live5news.com) divider line 27
    More: Scary, Greenville County, West Ashley, structure fire, Southeast Region, Brazil, United States Department of Transportation, Mary Kennedy  
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2014-01-22 01:51:22 AM  
fta the boy may have a broken arm

If ever there were a boy named Timmy, it's that dude
 
2014-01-22 09:41:55 AM  
Timmy's mom on Lassie along with Donna Reed was one of the original MILFs
 
2014-01-22 09:54:39 AM  
Timmy O'Toole you say?
 
2014-01-22 09:54:58 AM  
Oh. Well.
 
2014-01-22 09:57:42 AM  
He's hiding in the barn.
 
2014-01-22 10:11:03 AM  
Well at least they were quicker this time.
images.wikia.com
 
2014-01-22 10:19:46 AM  
He's probably hiding in a barn
 
2014-01-22 10:23:32 AM  
Quick, someone call Sting.  I hear he's a good digger.
 
2014-01-22 10:30:01 AM  

Crewmannumber6: He's probably hiding in a barn


Yeah, I remember being scared for that little boy and it was just a prank.
 
2014-01-22 10:44:15 AM  
There's a hole in my heart as deep as a well
 
2014-01-22 10:50:48 AM  
After which I hope they post a Caution: Well sign.
 
2014-01-22 10:58:22 AM  
I heard they could just shovel dirt on top of him.
 
2014-01-22 10:59:13 AM  
Lassie: Bark! Bark!
Grandpa: What's that you say? Timmy is trapped in a well! why doesn't he call?
Lassie: Bark! Bark!
Grandpa: He's got no cellphone reception! This is serious!
Lassie: Bark! Bark!
Grandpa: The batteries are running out on his Gameboy and he can't safe his game of Angry Birds! Ma! Come here! Timmy's trapped in a well with no video game.
Grandma: Oh, dear! The little trooper must be terrified!
Lassie: Bark! Bark!
Grandpa: Ma, run and fetch a pen and paper. Lassie's going to give us the latitude and longitude of the well.
Grandma: I'll use my iPod touch to take a note and email the authorities. Shoot, Lassie!
Lassie: Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, woof!
Grandma: Got it! I can see the well on Google Earth. Run back, Lassie and tell Timmy not to fret. And here's some fresh batteries for his Angry Bird game. Lord that boy loves that game!
Grandpa: Everything is going to be OK. Thank God, Lassie has GPS and a doggie IQ of 420!
 
2014-01-22 11:13:01 AM  
"We're sending our love down the well..."
 
2014-01-22 11:26:33 AM  

brantgoose: Grandpa: The batteries are running out on his Gameboy and he can't safe his game of Angry Birds! Ma! Come here! Timmy's trapped in a well with no video game.


I was gonna comment on playing Angry Birds on a Gameboy, but then I checked the speaker credit.

/in my day, we had to play our Anger Birds on an abacus
 
2014-01-22 12:31:10 PM  
"The homeowner may press charges".

What will she try to sue the kid for? Being 11 years old? Jesus f*cking christ.
 
2014-01-22 01:14:32 PM  
According to Ridgeway, the boy, who remained conscious during the rescue, was in water up to his shoulders and may have a broken arm.

The little shiat is lucky that water wasn't a little deeper.
 
2014-01-22 01:41:23 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Timmy's mom on Lassie along with Donna Reed was one of the original MILFs

lesbian bestiality fanfic story.

/woof
 
2014-01-22 01:56:48 PM  
I remember being really scared for him when I was a kid.
www.hydramag.com
 
2014-01-22 01:57:09 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-22 02:09:33 PM  

Stephen_Falken: "The homeowner may press charges".

What will she try to sue the kid for? Being 11 years old? Jesus f*cking christ.


Trespassing on his property and jumping on and breaking his protective well covering. But anyway, they're saying that pressing charges is his prerogative, not that he will necessarily do so.
 
2014-01-22 03:08:53 PM  

TommyDeuce: "We're sending our love down the well..."


"All the way down"
 
2014-01-22 03:58:13 PM  

Bondith: Quick, someone call Sting.  I hear he's a good digger.


Came here to say this.  CSB:  The drummer for either Sting or the Police (forget which) went to the same high school as me.  My father used to play guitar with him.
 
2014-01-22 04:38:25 PM  

Cat Food Sandwiches: TommyDeuce: "We're sending our love down the well..."

"All the way down"


static4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-22 08:06:44 PM  
Does this mean that 5 billion people are going to die next month?
 
2014-01-22 08:26:57 PM  

Stephen_Falken: "The homeowner may press charges".

What will she try to sue the kid for? Being 11 years old? Jesus f*cking christ.


Because if she doesn't it increases the likelihood that his parents will sue her
 
2014-01-23 01:45:22 AM  

ArkAngel: Stephen_Falken: "The homeowner may press charges".

What will she try to sue the kid for? Being 11 years old? Jesus f*cking christ.

Because if she doesn't it increases the likelihood that his parents will sue her


Because Insurance Companies... Someone has to be deemed "liable"..The idea of an "Accident" has been wiped from the consciousness of most U.S. Citizens by lawyers and Insurance.

/also watching 12 Monkeys and getting a kick..
 
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