Crewmannumber6: He's probably hiding in a barn
brantgoose: Grandpa: The batteries are running out on his Gameboy and he can't safe his game of Angry Birds! Ma! Come here! Timmy's trapped in a well with no video game.
NuttierThanEver: Timmy's mom on Lassie along with Donna Reed was one of the original MILFs
Stephen_Falken: "The homeowner may press charges".What will she try to sue the kid for? Being 11 years old? Jesus f*cking christ.
TommyDeuce: "We're sending our love down the well..."
Bondith: Quick, someone call Sting. I hear he's a good digger.
Cat Food Sandwiches: TommyDeuce: "We're sending our love down the well...""All the way down"
ArkAngel: Stephen_Falken: "The homeowner may press charges".What will she try to sue the kid for? Being 11 years old? Jesus f*cking christ.Because if she doesn't it increases the likelihood that his parents will sue her
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