ytterbium: I tried to read TFA but the mommy smug was too thick.How about either not taking your kids to the grocery store or teach them impulse control?
TheCheese: I'm sorry, this is no longer a valid complaint. All the grocery stores in my area have "family friendly" checkout lanes with no candy or objectionable magazines so as to preserve the untainted minds of innocent children.
phenn: "It's the most DIFFICULT job... ON THE PLANET."[www.austinchronicle.com image 425x308]
RectalFury: How in the hell are you people raising your children? I have none of these problems now or in the past. Did these people ever just consider they are shiatty parents?
RalphW: Speaking of Mommy bloggers, someone posted this on my Twitter feed yesterday (mockingly) and it's been haunting me ever since.
RalphW: Speaking of Mommy bloggers, someone posted this on my Twitter feed yesterday (mockingly) and it's been haunting me ever since.[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 400x877]
Dancin_In_Anson: That was one of the dumbest things I have ever read. Shut up and be a farking parent lady.She does get a bit of a pass though...[www.saugeentimes.com image 152x177]
vudukungfu: Those teeth look homeschooled to me.Rather equine.
perigee: I'm tired of reading "crotchfruit." Let's find a new one.I suggest "Jizz Mutations."
phenn: perigee: I'm tired of reading "crotchfruit." Let's find a new one.I suggest "Jizz Mutations."Womb Raiders.
vudukungfu: I did. "Why did you give me an Rx for Amoxicillin? You know I'm not allergic to penicillin."
Active introvert: Oh Jesus, another mommy blog where the woman moans about everything that is there to tempt and harm her precious snowflake. How about this, be a parent and tell the crotch fruit NO. If they scream and cry, so farking what. They will stop eventually.
maram500: phenn: perigee: I'm tired of reading "crotchfruit." Let's find a new one.I suggest "Jizz Mutations."Womb Raiders.Twatmuffin?
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