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(Anchorage Daily News)   If you've been wondering what Rob Ford has been up to recently, he's just hanging out at fast food restaurants getting drunk and practicing his Jamaican accent   (adn.com) divider line 44
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2014-01-22 05:05:03 AM  
i would vote for him before most other politicians. he puts it all out there for the world to see. bless his heart. while it still ticks.
 
2014-01-22 06:54:42 AM  
What is it with Canadians and their Jamaican accents?

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2014-01-22 07:09:38 AM  
Why is this news?  Harper must be under pressure for something and needs the topic of discussion changed.
 
2014-01-22 07:19:26 AM  
Didn't see a link in TFA, so:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-80obqClBg
 
2014-01-22 07:21:06 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i would vote for him before most other politicians. he puts it all out there for the world to see.


Yeah, I'm over people and their "Viva La Piece of shiat!" mentality with politicians. A drunken fark up is great to watch in some reality show, but I don't want him responsible for anything. We've had a decade of that and the world is in shambles.
 
2014-01-22 07:29:58 AM  
Let me guess, he got drunk accidentally because he asked for a beer-can sandwich.
 
2014-01-22 07:36:21 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: some_beer_drinker: i would vote for him before most other politicians. he puts it all out there for the world to see.

Yeah, I'm over people and their "Viva La Piece of shiat!" mentality with politicians. A drunken fark up is great to watch in some reality show, but I don't want him responsible for anything. We've had a decade of that and the world is in shambles.


We ALL need to give this some thought - remeber how this clown keeps getting elected.
I don't like to pay taxes.
I resent it.
I like to keep my money, and it's certainly arguable that I might spend it more wisely than the government does.
But I also understand that it can't be avoided - and this willingness on our part to elect any braying jackass who promises to lower our taxes is beginning to have some really undesirable results.
 
2014-01-22 07:40:24 AM  
FTFA: "I was with some friends and what I do in my personal life with my personal friends, that's up to me," Ford said. "It really has nothing to do with you guys."

We all have that one friend who's "that guy". For some people, that friend is also Mayor of Toronto.
 
2014-01-22 07:43:04 AM  

Muta: Why is this news?  Harper must be under pressure for something and needs the topic of discussion changed.


Why is it news that the mayor of the country's largest city is fall down drunk on tape again?
 
2014-01-22 07:57:35 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Didn't see a link in TFA, so:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-80obqClBg


He sounds like he's having a stroke.
 
2014-01-22 08:03:15 AM  
This is the end result of his mommy not teaching him that he can't have whatever is on the rack in the grocery checkout line.
 
2014-01-22 08:04:42 AM  
it's as if J-Roc was enamored with Bob Marley instead of NWA.

and then ate Bob Marley and NWA. and some mushrooms.
 
2014-01-22 08:08:48 AM  
There is a second video clip from about an hour earlier than the one linked up thread, it shows him calm and 'sober'... but sitting with Sandro Lisi.  The guy that had been arrested for extortion in regard to the crack video.   Over night, someone else has reported that he was at a Timmies about 2 hours before the Jamaican rant, an hour before the second clip, and he was pretty lit up then too.

/and despite the Mayor's claim that he wasn't driving, there are multiple reports of seeing his Escalade in the parking lot at the Steak Queen.
 
2014-01-22 08:14:52 AM  

sno man: There is a second video clip from about an hour earlier than the one linked up thread, it shows him calm and 'sober'... but sitting with Sandro Lisi.  The guy that had been arrested for extortion in regard to the crack video.   Over night, someone else has reported that he was at a Timmies about 2 hours before the Jamaican rant, an hour before the second clip, and he was pretty lit up then too.

/and despite the Mayor's claim that he wasn't driving, there are multiple reports of seeing his Escalade in the parking lot at the Steak Queen.


At some point he's going to get caught at a RIDE checkpoint or get into an accident while impaired, it's a matter of when not if.

The fun part is the Rob's brother went out in fornt of the press and said that it's an old tape and that his brother hadn't drank since November. Rob stepped in front of the press 10 minutes later and confirmed he was drunk and it took place Monday night. I have a feeling the rest of the campaign is going to be this kind of circus for the Fords.
 
2014-01-22 08:24:21 AM  

Muta: Why is this news?  Harper must be under pressure for something and needs the topic of discussion changed.


Harper is in Israel giving Netanyahu a week long hummer with 200 of his 'closest' (Jewish) friends on the company dime.
And by his new definition, I'm an Anti-Semite for bringing this news to you. F*ck Harper.

But Ford....  Never mind the politics, or the lies, or all his hollow promises and bullshiat apologies...  Ford is actually a danger to himself and others.  He's a serial impaired driver.  He's lucky to have not already killed someone.

Rumour is the ongoing police investigation of the Mayor is wrapped up, so maybe he'll be arrested shortly.
 
2014-01-22 08:27:53 AM  
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2014-01-22 08:29:28 AM  

Pope Larry II: The fun part is the Rob's brother went out in fornt of the press and said that it's an old tape and that his brother hadn't drank since November. Rob stepped in front of the press 10 minutes later and confirmed he was drunk and it took place Monday night. I have a feeling the rest of the campaign is going to be this kind of circus for the Fords.


That's not the first time that's happened either...  And still no one calls them on it.
 
2014-01-22 08:38:55 AM  
I just started reading "John Dies at the End", so fake Jamaican accents kind of freak me out a little now.
 
2014-01-22 08:44:16 AM  

Pope Larry II: The fun part is the Rob's brother went out in fornt of the press and said that it's an old tape and that his brother hadn't drank since November. Rob stepped in front of the press 10 minutes later and confirmed he was drunk and it took place Monday night.


Doug Ford has plans to hold a high office himself.  Even when the Ford family was interviewed a few months back, all their sister & mother could talk about was "Oh, this is hurting Dougie so much!"  Once again, Doug has been caught in a clear lie for his brother and should be called on it, if only to prevent his own political career from destroying what's left in Rob's wake.
 
2014-01-22 08:52:26 AM  
I admit at first I was mildly amused by his actions. Now I feel incredibly sorry for the guy. This is not going to end well.
 
2014-01-22 09:09:40 AM  
I had to look up this Steak Queen, and it sounds like my new favorite restaurant.  I can get beer and breakfast 24 hours a day?  Souvlaki!  Awesome.

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2014-01-22 09:12:16 AM  

A Gentile in Boca: I admit at first I was mildly amused by his actions. Now I feel incredibly sorry for the guy. This is not going to end well.


That's the vibe I got from the interviews with city councillors that were aired on the news last night. No more outrage, just sadness and resignation.
 
2014-01-22 09:19:12 AM  
This just in: Canadians enjoy beer.
 
2014-01-22 09:21:42 AM  
FFS:

Penny Morrison, a Rexdale resident who identified herself as an unflinching Ford supporter, entered the restaurant to express her views to the media.
"He was just horsing around with his friends . . . People overreact to everything he does," she said, waving a red and blue "Ford Nation" flag.
"The entire world laughed at Jesus too . . . I want Rob to know that come Oct. 27, he's the boss and he will win."

from The Star
 
2014-01-22 09:25:15 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I had to look up this Steak Queen, and it sounds like my new favorite restaurant.  I can get beer and breakfast 24 hours a day?  Souvlaki!  Awesome.


Meh, beer won't be available before 11am.   And that part of town is just sad.  Factories and warehouses.  It's the sort of area you go through, not to.
 
2014-01-22 09:29:44 AM  

Muta: Why is this news?


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2014-01-22 09:33:04 AM  

THX 1138: Rapmaster2000: I had to look up this Steak Queen, and it sounds like my new favorite restaurant.  I can get beer and breakfast 24 hours a day?  Souvlaki!  Awesome.

Meh, beer won't be available before 11am.   And that part of town is just sad.  Factories and warehouses.  It's the sort of area you go through, not to.


In other Rob Ford Related News, the sad part of town is usually a great place to buy drugs.
 
2014-01-22 09:36:45 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I had to look up this Steak Queen, and it sounds like my new favorite restaurant.  I can get beer and breakfast 24 hours a day?  Souvlaki!  Awesome.

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I pass by there every Wednesday on my way to hockey. I'll have to check it out...
 
2014-01-22 09:52:37 AM  
Soooo Rob Ford is a bit like Bush Jr, and Doug is Jeb?
 
2014-01-22 09:54:14 AM  

FnkyTwn: Soooo Rob Ford is a bit like Bush Jr, and Doug is Jeb?


If Jr. would have stayed on the booze and coke.
 
2014-01-22 09:57:40 AM  
not to defend the guy but he has a driver that drives him around in his Escalade.  If it was in the parking lot, that doesn't mean anything.  He lives around me (I quickly hid the kids when I saw him driving down my street :-)) and I've seen him and his driver at the convenience store late into the night (wearing cowboy boots and his suit, awesome)
 
2014-01-22 10:11:39 AM  
why is this news, you ask?

IT'S NOT NEWS, IT'S FARK!
 
2014-01-22 10:24:35 AM  

danzak: not to defend the guy but he has a driver that drives him around in his Escalade.  If it was in the parking lot, that doesn't mean anything.  He lives around me (I quickly hid the kids when I saw him driving down my street :-)) and I've seen him and his driver at the convenience store late into the night (wearing cowboy boots and his suit, awesome)


Okay, that could be an out for the drinking and driving issue, what about the substance of the video? The rant against the Chief of Police? The fact that he's drunk (his words) after swearing off the bottle? Does any of this bother you?
 
2014-01-22 10:45:57 AM  
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2014-01-22 10:50:01 AM  
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Big ups!

/ok, I'm done
 
2014-01-22 11:54:49 AM  

Muta: Why is this news?  Harper must be under pressure for something and needs the topic of discussion changed.


Lets see, shall we....

-Threw historical science documents in to many dumpsters and Scientists have to hide books in their homes to avoid them being burned(scientist or book burned).

-Every scientist who uses public funding via the government has to go through the censorship minister for approval or blacklisting of findings.

-------Something about peoples personal(digital medical records) health documents being sold to the open market for profit, in violation of privacy laws.

-Tar Oil Sands is the biggest environmental disaster and they are just cleaning it up.

-All the water near the Tar Oil sands is good to drink and Cancer is the best thing ever and is a healthy part of evolution God's plan.

-Alberta Fish enjoy 3 eyes and an extra ear.

-----Bush jr and Dick Cheney keep coming in to Canada and never get arrested for crimes against humanity.

-A Federal election in two years where Harper will get 97% of the vote.

-Bell Canada wants to ban their rebroadcasting of U.S. TV channels so they can buy the shows they want for their retarded-channels to increase ad profits while reducing signal-substitution censorship.

-----Bell will also have the police break down peoples doors to ensure the residents have paid their TV-tax.

--The police will ensure the TV antenna can not receive U.S. broadcasts. Bhell hates the 'freedom of communication' that the people have.

----Canadian Internet will also punish anyone who views videos from outside of Canada via a copyright violation fine and possible prison time.

--Canadian media owned by 3 people who make sure the news is fully 100% fictional in cases of news where there is the potential loss of profits for their owners.
 
2014-01-22 12:29:09 PM  

Wyalt Derp: Let me guess, he got drunk accidentally because he asked for a beer-can sandwich.


That's the stupidest clever joke I've seen recently.
 
2014-01-22 12:54:54 PM  

Pope Larry II: danzak: not to defend the guy but he has a driver that drives him around in his Escalade.  If it was in the parking lot, that doesn't mean anything.  He lives around me (I quickly hid the kids when I saw him driving down my street :-)) and I've seen him and his driver at the convenience store late into the night (wearing cowboy boots and his suit, awesome)

Okay, that could be an out for the drinking and driving issue, what about the substance of the video? The rant against the Chief of Police? The fact that he's drunk (his words) after swearing off the bottle? Does any of this bother you?


Or the fact that his supposed "driver" that evening, Sandro Lisi, has already been indicted for extortion and drug offenses, and he was specifically warned off from having contact with him?
 
2014-01-22 02:19:19 PM  

Cletus from Canuckistan: Pope Larry II: danzak: not to defend the guy but he has a driver that drives him around in his Escalade.  If it was in the parking lot, that doesn't mean anything.  He lives around me (I quickly hid the kids when I saw him driving down my street :-)) and I've seen him and his driver at the convenience store late into the night (wearing cowboy boots and his suit, awesome)

Okay, that could be an out for the drinking and driving issue, what about the substance of the video? The rant against the Chief of Police? The fact that he's drunk (his words) after swearing off the bottle? Does any of this bother you?

Or the fact that his supposed "driver" that evening, Sandro Lisi, has already been indicted for extortion and drug offenses, and he was specifically warned off from having contact with him?


No, Ford has a designated driver (so to speak) and it's not Lisi.
 
2014-01-22 05:07:15 PM  

sno man: FFS:

Penny Morrison, a Rexdale resident who identified herself as an unflinching Ford supporter, entered the restaurant to express her views to the media.
"He was just horsing around with his friends . . . People overreact to everything he does," she said, waving a red and blue "Ford Nation" flag.
"The entire world laughed at Jesus too . . . I want Rob to know that come Oct. 27, he's the boss and he will win."

from The Star


Would someone please find this woman, stuff her in a crate and ship her off to Mississippi?

/or at least Red Deer
//voting eligibility should require an intelligence test
 
2014-01-22 09:03:24 PM  
It's a good thing the mayor of Toronto is a 20 year old frat boy, otherwise such public intoxication would be embarrassing for the city.
 
2014-01-23 09:25:59 AM  
Line on the number of 2013 death pools this tool is listed in: 3,000

Take the over or the under?
 
2014-01-23 10:15:44 AM  

pueblonative: Line on the number of 2013 death pools this tool is listed in: 3,000

Take the over or the under?


Gotta be over.  The odds of it happening are about even over all.
A fine complication for your pools at home would be adding the how...
top three:
1. River Phoenix style
2. Paul Walker style (difficulty: Escalade v. Carrera GT)
3. Zoltan Hyacinth style  (who?)
and a couple of longshots:
4. David Carradine style
5. Fredo Corleone style  (Momma Ford needs to be in your pool too)
6. Nicolo Rizzuto style (either one)
 
2014-01-23 10:35:06 AM  

sno man: 2. Paul Walker style (difficulty: Escalade v. Carrera GT)


Make sure he's in Miami Beach and have the Biebs give him a ride.
 
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