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(USA Today)   Best. Olympic uniforms. Evar   (ftw.usatoday.com) divider line 73
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2014-01-21 11:54:33 PM
Sure they're nice but I'm old-school.

Do you have something in a classic Olympic nude and oiled-up Greek?

On second thought, don't answer that.

NO I will NOT smell your finger OR your penis, and this is the LAST time I give Olympic Minimalist Haberdashery my business!
 
2014-01-22 12:08:20 AM
I liked my headline better:
Norwegian curlers renew their visual assault on their opponents (with pic)
 
2014-01-22 12:30:03 AM
Now this I like
 
2014-01-22 12:33:55 AM
I was personally a fan of the Brazilian and Chinese beach volleyball team but to each their own.
 
2014-01-22 12:34:45 AM
Holy farking stupid, Batman.  Someone knowingly unleashed a lost stash of 1960's clothing upon an unassuming small country for the Olympic games, and they bought it hook, line, and sinker.
 
2014-01-22 12:35:12 AM
Not an Olympic ensemble ...

resources0.news.com.au

... but I don't care.

/Fark needs to increase .gif sizes
 
2014-01-22 12:37:17 AM
I'm holding out for female lingerie curling.

/fingers crossed
//I can picture it now
///I'll be in my bunk
 
2014-01-22 12:41:44 AM

upndn: I'm holding out for female lingerie curling.

/fingers crossed
//I can picture it now
///I'll be in my bunk


Hurry hard.
 
2014-01-22 12:47:44 AM

Herman Borrach: I was personally a fan of the Brazilian and Chinese beach volleyball team but to each their own.


This.
 
2014-01-22 12:54:18 AM
Great. Now there is going to be a bunch of hipsters running around dressed in suits like this

usatftw.files.wordpress.com

and wearing theses pants

usatftw.files.wordpress.com

usatftw.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-22 01:08:25 AM
Whar big floppy shoes?  Whar big bulbous red noses?  Whar VW Bug they travel in?  They look like some of the bachelors on an upcoming The Bachelorette starring Octomom.
 
2014-01-22 01:11:40 AM
I went to NBC's Olympics site earlier. Normally, as much as they're in the tank for the US, they at least provide national outlooks for all the other countries, however skimpy. They don't even have that right now. You want to see anything about the Norwegians or the Austrians or the Swiss, fark you because Americans are competing.
 
2014-01-22 01:31:33 AM
scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.netimg.fark.net

I'm still going with this one...
 
2014-01-22 01:34:34 AM

ongbok: Great. Now there is going to be a bunch of hipsters running around dressed in suits like this



and wearing theses pants


It would have already happened... Loudmouth Golf has been around for several years. John Daly has been wearing their pants for the past 3 seasons.
 
2014-01-22 01:59:48 AM
I have just one thing to say about the Norwegian curling team's uniforms : Throw  them into the fire!
 
2014-01-22 02:08:37 AM

grimlock1972: I have just one thing to say about the Norwegian curling team's uniforms : Throw  them into the fire!


fc06.deviantart.net
 
2014-01-22 02:10:17 AM
Can't wait for the games to begin!
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-22 02:23:19 AM

ongbok: Great. Now there is going to be a bunch of hipsters running around dressed in suits like this

[usatftw.files.wordpress.com image 640x470]

and wearing theses pants

[usatftw.files.wordpress.com image 640x389]

[usatftw.files.wordpress.com image 640x467]


If they were in a rollover car accident, you'd end up with a QR code.
 
2014-01-22 02:29:43 AM
The original Olympics were nude.
 
2014-01-22 02:37:17 AM
I think I need to change my panties after seeing those uniforms.
 
2014-01-22 03:13:26 AM

kaylward: [scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x546][img.fark.net image 850x546]

I'm still going with this one...


datingjesus.files.wordpress.com

/ or this one ...
 
2014-01-22 03:18:08 AM

doglover: The original Olympics were nude.


And there was blood.
 
2014-01-22 03:41:13 AM
wow they must have lost a hell of a bet
 
2014-01-22 04:23:18 AM

CygnusDarius: doglover: The original Olympics were nude.

And there was blood.


And death. One of the best pankration masters actually won the gold medal by forcing his opponent to tap out, even though the move he used broke his own neck. Posthumous gold medalist.

Think MMA's hard? Try that on for size.
 
2014-01-22 05:50:33 AM

doglover: CygnusDarius: doglover: The original Olympics were nude.

And there was blood.

And death. One of the best pankration masters actually won the gold medal by forcing his opponent to tap out, even though the move he used broke his own neck. Posthumous gold medalist.

Think MMA's hard? Try that on for size.


So you wanna be forced into submission by an oiled up naked guy?
 
2014-01-22 06:06:50 AM

Oldiron_79: doglover: CygnusDarius: doglover: The original Olympics were nude.

And there was blood.

And death. One of the best pankration masters actually won the gold medal by forcing his opponent to tap out, even though the move he used broke his own neck. Posthumous gold medalist.

Think MMA's hard? Try that on for size.

So you wanna be forced into submission by an oiled up naked guy?


You don't?
 
2014-01-22 06:18:26 AM

veedeevadeevoodee: kaylward: [scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x546][img.fark.net image 850x546]

I'm still going with this one...

[datingjesus.files.wordpress.com image 550x349]

/ or this one ...


So are they going to one-up that in Rio by wearing thongs? Hopefully.
 
2014-01-22 06:27:42 AM
This thread needs a video. A music video. A women's curling music video.

A HEAVY METAL WOMEN'S CURLING MUSIC VIDEO!!!


/rock!
 
2014-01-22 06:48:12 AM
You can buy the Norwegian pants at loudmouthgolf.com

I bought a pair of loudmouth pants for a Vegas trip
us.loudmouthgolf.com
And noticed two things
Guys hate them
Girls come up to you and start conversations
 
2014-01-22 06:52:01 AM
I actually think they're quite snazzy, but I'm gonna have to side with veedeevadeevoodee on this one here.
 
2014-01-22 07:07:28 AM

Gosling: I went to NBC's Olympics site earlier. Normally, as much as they're in the tank for the US, they at least provide national outlooks for all the other countries, however skimpy. They don't even have that right now. You want to see anything about the Norwegians or the Austrians or the Swiss, fark you because Americans are competing.


You do know that there other outlets for sports reporting than NBC, right?
 
2014-01-22 08:21:04 AM
as a fan of Norwegian black metal, I feel like I must own a pair of those flag pants
 
2014-01-22 08:43:50 AM
They have barbershop quartets in Norway?
 
2014-01-22 08:49:47 AM
mms.businesswire.com

Remember 1992?
 
2014-01-22 08:58:06 AM
They look like something out of the Batman tv series
 
2014-01-22 09:01:32 AM
Kinda remind me of

breakthehuddle.files.wordpress.com
_________________________________________

upndn: I'm holding out for female lingerie curling.


I'd watch it
 
2014-01-22 09:12:13 AM

Oldiron_79: doglover: CygnusDarius: doglover: The original Olympics were nude.

And there was blood.

And death. One of the best pankration masters actually won the gold medal by forcing his opponent to tap out, even though the move he used broke his own neck. Posthumous gold medalist.

Think MMA's hard? Try that on for size.

So you wanna be forced into submission by an oiled up naked guy?


satwcomic.com

Hey now!  Let's be sensitive to other people's cultural heritage.
 
2014-01-22 09:12:50 AM

Broktun: [mms.businesswire.com image 360x480]

Remember 1992?


I do. The Grateful Dead designed Lithuania's men's hoops jerseys. Wish I had one of those ...
 
2014-01-22 09:17:20 AM
i1.wp.comi2.wp.com

/begs to differ
 
2014-01-22 09:29:16 AM

Broktun: [mms.businesswire.com image 360x480]

Remember 1992?


I still have and wear that shirt.
 
2014-01-22 09:37:55 AM

Primitive Screwhead: Kinda remind me of

[breakthehuddle.files.wordpress.com image 600x368]
_________________________________________

upndn: I'm holding out for female lingerie curling.

I'd watch it


Ugly hockey sweater thread?

www.onfrozenblog.com
 
2014-01-22 09:43:21 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Not an Olympic ensemble ...

[resources0.news.com.au image 650x366]

... but I don't care.

/Fark needs to increase .gif sizes


wow.  i almost forgot about this.  thanks for the reminder
 
2014-01-22 09:58:59 AM

UNC_Samurai:
Ugly hockey sweater thread?

[www.onfrozenblog.com image 500x419]


The Big Boss Man sweater cracks me up everytime.
_______________

www.11points.com
 
2014-01-22 10:09:07 AM
Best pajamas ever.
 
2014-01-22 10:11:25 AM

kaylward: [scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x546][img.fark.net image 850x546]

I'm still going with this one...


Yeah, but short of a hot chick in a little bikini, I like the direction they are heading with these.... As long as it's just the one team, mind you. If it becomes a trend, it'll suck, but as a one off, they're cool...

OK, now back to beach Volleyball Butts... :-)

veedeevadeevoodee: kaylward: [scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x546][img.fark.net image 850x546]

I'm still going with this one...

[datingjesus.files.wordpress.com image 550x349]

/ or this one ...


Well, that one definitely requires 'personal grooming'...
 
2014-01-22 10:17:56 AM

Primitive Screwhead: UNC_Samurai:
Ugly hockey sweater thread?

[www.onfrozenblog.com image 500x419]

The Big Boss Man sweater cracks me up everytime.
_______________

[www.11points.com image 261x350]


Why is it that minor league hockey teams are so damned colorblind?

cdn.bleacherreport.net

Granted, NHL teams are not immune (or at least until the coach puts his foot down):

i19.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-22 10:30:47 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Broktun: [mms.businesswire.com image 360x480]

Remember 1992?

I do. The Grateful Dead designed Lithuania's men's hoops jerseys. Wish I had one of those ...


I remember that as well. Didnt they help sponser them as well since Lithuania was a pretty new country and had no money for its olympic program or something?
 
2014-01-22 10:42:57 AM

ongbok: Great. Now there is going to be a bunch of hipsters running around dressed in suits like this

[usatftw.files.wordpress.com image 640x470]


Aren't those guys the Del-Vikings?
 
2014-01-22 10:43:56 AM

Laobaojun: Oldiron_79: doglover: CygnusDarius: doglover: The original Olympics were nude.

And there was blood.

And death. One of the best pankration masters actually won the gold medal by forcing his opponent to tap out, even though the move he used broke his own neck. Posthumous gold medalist.

Think MMA's hard? Try that on for size.

So you wanna be forced into submission by an oiled up naked guy?

[satwcomic.com image 600x1338]

Hey now!  Let's be sensitive to other people's cultural heritage.


There's a Scandinavia and the world strip for almost all weird shiat out there.
 
2014-01-22 10:55:54 AM

UNC_Samurai: Primitive Screwhead: UNC_Samurai:
Ugly hockey sweater thread?

[www.onfrozenblog.com image 500x419]

The Big Boss Man sweater cracks me up everytime.
_______________

[www.11points.com image 261x350]

Why is it that minor league hockey teams are so damned colorblind?

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x248]

Granted, NHL teams are not immune (or at least until the coach puts his foot down):

[i19.photobucket.com image 425x339]


Why, Phantoms? Why?

www.phantomshockey.com
 
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