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(AZCentral)   Sixteen-year-old girl says the 43-year-old man died during sex. The strangling and cutting were consensual. Her mom wasn't there, having left her daughter and her daughter's friend alone in the apartment   (azcentral.com) divider line 110
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2014-01-21 07:43:49 PM
If I die having sex with a sixteen year old, fine. But you should all know the cutting will not have been consensual.
 
2014-01-21 08:06:12 PM

unlikely: If I die having sex with a sixteen year old, fine. But you should all know the cutting will not have been consensual.


The strangulation is OK, then?
 
2014-01-21 08:19:07 PM
What kind of mother lets her 16-year-old daughter have a 43-year-old friend?
 
2014-01-21 08:45:23 PM

fusillade762: unlikely:

If I die having sex with a sixteen year old, fine. But you should all know the cutting will not have been consensual.

The strangulation is OK, then?


I have a fantasy of getting shot right between the eyes immediately after a mind-blowing orgasm. She doesn't have to be 16 though. At my age 26 is a kid.


/ Line forms here. I'll supply the bullet.
 
2014-01-21 08:47:07 PM
Police haven't released her name because it's Cheryl and or Carrol Tunt.
 
2014-01-21 08:58:05 PM

skatedrifter: What kind of mother lets her 16-year-old daughter have a 43-year-old friend?


The good kind?
 
2014-01-21 09:31:42 PM

skatedrifter: What kind of mother lets her 16-year-old daughter have a 43-year-old friend?


And then leaves them alone together for... reasons.
 
2014-01-21 09:46:47 PM

skatedrifter: What kind of mother lets her 16-year-old daughter have a 43-year-old friend?


The ones we read about on Fark.
 
2014-01-21 09:47:49 PM
as the dude was dying the last thoughts going through his head were "damn, why couldn't that have been chris hansen"
 
2014-01-21 09:52:38 PM
Mom sounds like a prize winner.
 
2014-01-21 09:53:15 PM

fusillade762: And then leaves them alone together for... reasons cash.


Just my guess.
 
2014-01-21 10:12:39 PM
Didn't the guy from hogan's heroes due pretty much the same way in Arizona?
 
2014-01-21 10:13:54 PM
seems legit
 
2014-01-21 10:16:32 PM
Consensual murder is not a crime.

/IANAL
 
2014-01-21 10:20:25 PM
She was fondling his Ash-hole.
She burned Ash.
Ash is to ashes.

/Got nothin'
 
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2014-01-21 10:33:57 PM

rkiller1: She was fondling his Ash-hole.
She burned Ash.
Ash is to ashes.

/Got nothin'


Farkin' A.
 
2014-01-21 10:48:57 PM
I guess he was teaching her... Kung Fu.
B)
Yeaaaaaah!
 
2014-01-21 11:01:42 PM

skatedrifter: What kind of mother lets her 16-year-old daughter have a 43-year-old friend?


Just spitballing here, but I'm guessing she might have been sidelining as her daughter's pimp.
 
2014-01-21 11:08:53 PM

rkiller1: She was fondling his Ash-hole.
She burned Ash.
Ash is to ashes.

/Got nothin'


She was touching his "boomstick"
 
2014-01-21 11:09:22 PM
Sh*t, I can't WAIT to be 43. Just killing time til then...

*checks calendar*

C'mon, dammit.....
 
2014-01-21 11:10:02 PM

Prey4reign: Just spitballing here, but I'm guessing she might have been sidelining as her daughter's pimp.


Oohhhh.....Arizona. Yes, definitely. I bet she feels awful now. Just awful.

/that her farking daughter did something so stupid
 
2014-01-21 11:12:05 PM

unlikely: If I die having sex with a sixteen year old, fine. But you should all know the cutting will not have been consensual.


lol
 
2014-01-21 11:12:50 PM
Well I guess that saves the justice system a few bucks... assuming they don't charge the girl.
 
2014-01-21 11:14:35 PM

nickdaisy: Didn't the guy from hogan's heroes due pretty much the same way in Arizona?


Nah, he was beaten to death with a tripod while he was asleep, by the guy who helped him make homemade porn, after Crane told him he didn't want to be his porn buddy any more. At least, that's how it went in the movie "Tripod."
 
2014-01-21 11:17:01 PM
Is there any Vegas ?
 
2014-01-21 11:18:37 PM

mbillips: nickdaisy: Didn't the guy from hogan's heroes due pretty much the same way in Arizona?

Nah, he was beaten to death with a tripod while he was asleep, by the guy who helped him make homemade porn, after Crane told him he didn't want to be his porn buddy any more. At least, that's how it went in the movie "Tripod."


I know nuthink
 
2014-01-21 11:19:45 PM
Last time I had sex with a 16 year old was *looks at watch* about 40 years ago when I was 18.

/damn I'm old
 
2014-01-21 11:22:53 PM

mbillips: nickdaisy: Didn't the guy from hogan's heroes due pretty much the same way in Arizona?

Nah, he was beaten to death with a tripod while he was asleep, by the guy who helped him make homemade porn, after Crane told him he didn't want to be his porn buddy any more. At least, that's how it went in the movie "Tripod."


Poor Bob Crane.  So sad that he didn't live to enjoy today's amazing world of internet porn.
 
2014-01-21 11:23:10 PM

frostus: Last time I had sex with a 16 year old was *looks at watch* about 40 years ago when I was 18.

/damn I'm old


Yeah, well, I'm nearly your age and I've NEVER had sex with a 16-year-old.

/Yet
//I'll take a seat over here
 
2014-01-21 11:24:31 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I'd been consensually strangled, I'd be a rich man.
 
2014-01-21 11:25:04 PM
What Ash might have looked like before being strangled:
img2u.info
 
2014-01-21 11:25:21 PM

skatedrifter: What kind of mother lets her 16-year-old daughter have a 43-year-old friend?


The best mother ever?
 
2014-01-21 11:26:29 PM
I skipped 16-year-olds and went straight to 19-year-olds. Young girls are just too silly
 
2014-01-21 11:29:53 PM
Better check her Netflix queue

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-21 11:30:37 PM
How can it be consensual if age of consent in AZ is 18 (pops)? It wouldn't be murder or wrongful death, it'd be Self-defense for her.
 
2014-01-21 11:31:21 PM

frostus: Last time I had sex with a 16 year old was *looks at watch* about 40 years ago when I was 18.

/damn I'm old


Well, as soon as that 15 year old you're banging has another birthday, you'll be able to reset the clock
 
2014-01-21 11:32:17 PM

Oldiron_79: mbillips: nickdaisy: Didn't the guy from hogan's heroes due pretty much the same way in Arizona?

Nah, he was beaten to death with a tripod while he was asleep, by the guy who helped him make homemade porn, after Crane told him he didn't want to be his porn buddy any more. At least, that's how it went in the movie "Tripod."

I know nuthink


I thought there was a steel pipe involved. By that I mean intimately.
 
2014-01-21 11:32:49 PM
Hey, I'm 43 too.

/if I disappear from Fark check the morgues in Arizona
 
2014-01-21 11:34:00 PM

HaywoodJablonski: I skipped 16-year-olds and went straight to 19-year-olds. Young girls are just too silly


My GFs have always been old enough to buy the booze, that was enough to rope me in at 17.
 
2014-01-21 11:35:15 PM
That guy was asking for it.  Teenagers cannot be trusted.  What is he doing getting naked in front of one?  At the very least she could have blackmailed him with pictures.
 
2014-01-21 11:37:03 PM

lokis_mentor: How can it be consensual if age of consent in AZ is 18 (pops)? It wouldn't be murder or wrongful death, it'd be Self-defense for her.


Um, if he had survived, the case would have been interesting. Can a 16 year old CONSENT to hanging a guy by the neck with his belt and cutting him?
 
2014-01-21 11:41:10 PM
media.urbandictionary.com
 
2014-01-21 11:42:02 PM

skatedrifter: What kind of mother lets her 16-year-old daughter have a 43-year-old friend?


Mom was probably 30 so it's just like grampa.

/actually, the kind of mother that gets to see her kid sent to prison for 20 years or longer.
//Oh, and parents are mandatory reporters and the age of consent is 18.  Don't be surprised if they arrest mom for letting it happen if she knew.  They've done it before.
 
2014-01-21 11:42:04 PM

mbillips: Yeah, well, I'm nearly your age and I've NEVER had sex with a 16-year-old.
/Yet
//I'll take a seat over here


I did, and I was 18. He was jailbait. I could have been arrested. He's dead now. Died young under mysterious cocaine circumstances.
 
2014-01-21 11:42:55 PM
Body of Evidence 2: Electric Boogaloo?
 
2014-01-21 11:43:28 PM

GRCooper: frostus: Last time I had sex with a 16 year old was *looks at watch* about 40 years ago when I was 18.

/damn I'm old

Well, as soon as that 15 year old you're banging has another birthday, you'll be able to reset the clock


The chick I'm banging is actually 57. Yup, I'm GrandMFer!

/our oldest grandkid turns 10 in June
//damn, I'm old
 
2014-01-21 11:45:34 PM

frostus: Last time I had sex with a 16 year old was *looks at watch* about 40 years ago when I was 18.

/damn I'm old


was at the pike in long beach with this girl i'd started dating. i was probably 20. anyway it was around ten and we got to talking about curfew when she casually mentioned she was 16. she was less than thrilled when i put her in the car, took her home and stopped seeing her.
 
2014-01-21 11:59:43 PM

frostus: Last time I had sex with a 16 year old was *looks at watch* about 40 years ago when I was 18.

/damn I'm old


statutory rapist.
 
2014-01-22 12:01:09 AM

cryinoutloud: Prey4reign: Just spitballing here, but I'm guessing she might have been sidelining as her daughter's pimp.

Oohhhh.....Arizona. Yes, definitely. I bet she feels awful now. Just awful.


Yeah, I guess they'll have to call in Child Protective Services.

Oooh, wait.....
 
2014-01-22 12:04:18 AM
Death by snu snu.
 
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