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(Inagist)   "If i was a woman over 50, I wouldn't need gynecological services." This message brought to you by: A) a woman about to turn 50. B) A gynecologist. C) An old, white, male Republican continuing his party's outreach efforts to women   (inagist.com) divider line 128
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2014-01-21 05:27:04 PM
Yeah! Don't you know the reproductive organs mysteriously vanish at age fifty? I, for one, look forward to my reproductive organs vanishing when I hit the magic five-oh. No more periods!
 
2014-01-21 05:37:35 PM
I thought that once I got my Obamacare, I could have all that stuff removed for free. Are you telling me that I"m going to have to remain a sex object into my 80's?
 
2014-01-21 06:24:32 PM
He'd still be a douchebag, though
 
2014-01-21 06:26:34 PM
Groin grabbingly stupid. When are they going to learn to shut up about genitals. It's creepy.
 
2014-01-21 06:26:37 PM

PsiChick: Yeah! Don't you know the reproductive organs mysteriously vanish at age fifty? I, for one, look forward to my reproductive organs vanishing when I hit the magic five-oh. No more periods!


As a man, I've never had to worry about periods. I suggest your sex pick up the slack and evolve.
 
2014-01-21 06:29:02 PM
Up next on the GOP hit list "Just get a hysterectomy.  Problems solved".

//I will have a serious sad if this actually is said by some GOP tool.
 
2014-01-21 06:29:44 PM
If the words coming out of your mouth are "If I were a woman" it is guaranteed the next ones will be profoundly stupid.
 
2014-01-21 06:31:18 PM
After menopause, women are no longer of any value to society.
 
2014-01-21 06:32:21 PM

vernonFL: After menopause, women are no longer of any value to society.


Uh, menopause can hit later than fifty. My mom's still nowhere near it and she's easily in her fifties.

/The long-lived genes, I am glad for them
//But yeah, menopause is a variable thing.
 
2014-01-21 06:34:19 PM
When are we going to see a panel convened to do a bit of chicksplainin' on manparts? While these assholes are probably too stupid to get the point, it would at least make for some good theater for the rest of us to enjoy.
 
2014-01-21 06:37:53 PM

meat0918: Up next on the GOP hit list "Just get a hysterectomy.  Problems solved".

//I will have a serious sad if this actually is said by some GOP tool.


Wait for it

/ I have no doubt we'll hear about it before November
 
2014-01-21 06:38:49 PM

meat0918: Up next on the GOP hit list "Just get a hysterectomy.  Problems solved".

//I will have a serious sad if this actually is said by some GOP tool.


And they'll be less hysterical too.
 
2014-01-21 06:39:43 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: PsiChick: Yeah! Don't you know the reproductive organs mysteriously vanish at age fifty? I, for one, look forward to my reproductive organs vanishing when I hit the magic five-oh. No more periods!

As a man, I've never had to worry about periods. I suggest your sex pick up the slack and evolve.


And I've never had to worry about the inappropriate boner, or the kick to the balls.  Let's all just get along.
 
2014-01-21 06:39:50 PM
If it's a legitimate 50-year-old vagina, the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down. And that's why broads don't need gynecological visits after 50.
 
2014-01-21 06:42:05 PM

lockers: If the words coming out of your mouth are "If I were a woman" it is guaranteed the next ones will be profoundly stupid.


If I were a woman, I'd punch this twerp right in the face.
 
2014-01-21 06:53:01 PM
"Tis better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

The GOP should think about what that phrase means.
 
2014-01-21 06:59:09 PM

dustman81: "Tis better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

The GOP should think about what that phrase means.


They think it means that women should STFU and fix them a sandwich. Duh.
 
2014-01-21 07:07:43 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: PsiChick: Yeah! Don't you know the reproductive organs mysteriously vanish at age fifty? I, for one, look forward to my reproductive organs vanishing when I hit the magic five-oh. No more periods!

As a man, I've never had to worry about periods. I suggest your sex pick up the slack and evolve.

And I've never had to worry about the inappropriate boner, or the kick to the balls.  Let's all just get along.


You take that back, madam. All boners are appropriate!
 
2014-01-21 07:13:01 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: God Is My Co-Pirate: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: PsiChick: Yeah! Don't you know the reproductive organs mysteriously vanish at age fifty? I, for one, look forward to my reproductive organs vanishing when I hit the magic five-oh. No more periods!

As a man, I've never had to worry about periods. I suggest your sex pick up the slack and evolve.

And I've never had to worry about the inappropriate boner, or the kick to the balls.  Let's all just get along.

You take that back, madam. All boners are appropriate!


...he said, casually holding a textbook at a strategic place.
 
2014-01-21 07:34:19 PM
I see Dim Jim Hoft has a TotalFark account.
 
2014-01-21 08:22:42 PM
It's amazing that the GOP is so full of men that are obsessed with controlling women's vaginas and act as if they know what having one is like. Sounds like a massive case of vagina envy.
 
2014-01-21 08:26:35 PM
"If i was a woman over 50, I wouldn't need gynecological services."
 Yeah, because somebody would have sewn that gross junk UP!!!!
sp.yimg.com
 
2014-01-21 08:27:53 PM
Anyone have a link to an actual news source for this? All I'm seeing is somebody's shiatty Twitter feed blog.
 
2014-01-21 08:28:03 PM
Actually, I belive post-menopausal women can still give birth via IVF with a donated egg, so even if he meant OB, he's still misinformed.
 
2014-01-21 08:28:34 PM
If it is not a legitimate problem, you can just shut those parts down.
 
2014-01-21 08:31:10 PM
Although this is certainly not a quote that would surprise me from the GOP these days, it is quite possibly a fake.  I can't find one reputable source reporting it or any official transcript with it in.   Plus, I found a reference to in back in 2000 (might be an error).
 
2014-01-21 08:31:49 PM

lockers: Groin grabbingly stupid. When are they going to learn to shut up about genitals. It's creepy.


When it stops getting teh votes and campaign dollars.  Not until.
 
2014-01-21 08:32:16 PM
I make stupid errors every day.  But I am not in office and I don't offend people, except maybe on Fark once in a while.
 
2014-01-21 08:40:07 PM
Women still have to get their prostates checked though, I bet.
 
2014-01-21 08:45:47 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-21 08:48:15 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: PsiChick: Yeah! Don't you know the reproductive organs mysteriously vanish at age fifty? I, for one, look forward to my reproductive organs vanishing when I hit the magic five-oh. No more periods!

As a man, I've never had to worry about periods. I suggest your sex pick up the slack and evolve.

And I've never had to worry about the inappropriate boner, or the kick to the balls.  Let's all just get along.


From what I understand, a kick in the box isn't all that pleasant.
 
2014-01-21 08:49:10 PM

dustman81: "Tis better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

The GOP should think about what that phrase means.


But remember, in the GOP ignorance is a virtue.
 
2014-01-21 08:51:54 PM
Before my mom died, she told me, "Son, I have a secret to tell you." Swell, I thought, thinking she was going to tell me she wasn't my real mom or that she was a black widow considering my previous 4 step-dads all died of heart attacks. "Son," she continued. "On my 50th birthday, at the exact minute, something strange happened to my vagina." I recoiled in horror at the thought of thinking about my mom's snatch and the fact that this was her last dying breath. "My lady parts done fell off my body. That wasn't spaghetti you cleaned up."
 
2014-01-21 08:57:27 PM

mjjt: [i44.tinypic.com image 339x355]


HA!

Now that's funny, dawg.
 
2014-01-21 09:03:18 PM
What if he was a man??

Instead of just a talking dick on walking sticks.
 
2014-01-21 09:04:40 PM
Christ, what a republican.

Keep it up, assholes. You'll cure the nation of your stupidity yourselves by continuously making yourselves ever more radioactive. The best part is - you're doing it by just honestly being yourselves... so you most certainly will DESERVE IT.

Heck, you're even going to make a big dent in religious belief while you're at it. And looking at your policies, this is the absolute best thing republicans can accomplish for America - cause everyone to run away from them, screaming.
 
2014-01-21 09:04:55 PM
Jesus subby, a page full of twitter feeds that links to another Twitter feed that just has a picture of the guy, and this statement counts a s "news"? Qhit being such a lazy shiat and find a decent source. WTF is this about? Was it a meeting about women's rights? Was it just a random statement? Was it a non sequitir in the middle of another discussion? Why is this guy talking about this, why now, who was he talking to?

Seriously, people who post Twitter feeds as "news" should be dragged behind the car to get to work.
 
2014-01-21 09:06:11 PM

cryinoutloud: Old, white, Republican Congressman: "Yeah, just let those parts go. I wouldn't touch a woman over 50 anyway. I have power. I can get a much younger woman."

fusillade762: This thread has been well and truly shat upon. Half the farking thread is red from just one poster. I'll again beseech the mods to give us shades of brown for favoriting his ilk.

We do need brown. I'm running out of shades of gray.

feckingmorons: I think spicy mustard would scare him just like the Karate demonstration on the WH lawn.

That's right, what a pussy. It'd be far better if he'd stand there stoically like Rob Ford. Now that guy shows authority and leadership.

[www.nowtoronto.com image 528x320]


I swear, either Chris Farley faked his death, moved to Canada and changed his name to Rob Ford, or his ghost is currently possessing some poor crackhead.
 
2014-01-21 09:07:04 PM

Ball Peen Hammer Laxative: Before my mom died, she told me, "Son, I have a secret to tell you." Swell, I thought, thinking she was going to tell me she wasn't my real mom or that she was a black widow considering my previous 4 step-dads all died of heart attacks. "Son," she continued. "On my 50th birthday, at the exact minute, something strange happened to my vagina." I recoiled in horror at the thought of thinking about my mom's snatch and the fact that this was her last dying breath. "My lady parts done fell off my body. That wasn't spaghetti you cleaned up."


At least you didn't eat it.
 
2014-01-21 09:11:59 PM
I dont understand these goddamn people anymore.

They wont even try to lie to make themselves look good.
 
2014-01-21 09:13:17 PM

lockers: If the words coming out of your mouth are "If I were a woman" it is guaranteed the next ones will be profoundly stupid.


Right up there with "I'm not ____, but" lets you know the speaker is someone you can likely do without.
 
2014-01-21 09:14:04 PM

Lackofname: God Is My Co-Pirate: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: PsiChick: Yeah! Don't you know the reproductive organs mysteriously vanish at age fifty? I, for one, look forward to my reproductive organs vanishing when I hit the magic five-oh. No more periods!

As a man, I've never had to worry about periods. I suggest your sex pick up the slack and evolve.

And I've never had to worry about the inappropriate boner, or the kick to the balls.  Let's all just get along.

From what I understand, a kick in the box isn't all that pleasant.


Have to say it's never happened to me, but I have given birth twice and breastfed a baby the nurses nicknamed "the barracuda" so you know...biology is farked up, yo.
 
2014-01-21 09:23:38 PM
I heard Obama pronounces "freedom" as "Allahu akhbar"
 
2014-01-21 09:26:03 PM

PsiChick: Yeah! Don't you know the reproductive organs mysteriously vanish at age fifty? I, for one, look forward to my reproductive organs vanishing when I hit the magic five-oh. No more periods!


I guess what he meant to say was that NO ONE ever rapes someone over 50.
Not rape rape, anyways.
 
2014-01-21 09:26:12 PM

lockers: If the words coming out of your mouth are "If I were a woman" it is guaranteed the next ones will be profoundly stupid.


If I were a woman, I'd get in a naked pillow fight with Mila Kunis, Mila Kunis's clone, and a Mila Kunis impersonator (the kind withuot a penis).
 
2014-01-21 09:28:47 PM

a particular individual: lockers: If the words coming out of your mouth are "If I were a woman" it is guaranteed the next ones will be profoundly stupid.

If I were a woman, I'd get in a naked pillow fight with Mila Kunis, Mila Kunis's clone, and a Mila Kunis impersonator (the kind withuot a penis).


I know where you can find the third one. My sister looks just like Mila Kunis. Of course, you'd have to fight her fiance.
 
2014-01-21 09:42:25 PM
Has this quote been verified, outside of Planned Parenthood of Kansas posting something similar on their twitter feed?  So far, all I've been able to confirm is that that committee was in session that day.
 
2014-01-21 09:48:48 PM

fusillade762: Anyone have a link to an actual news source for this? All I'm seeing is somebody's shiatty Twitter feed blog.


No, it is made up nonsense.
 
2014-01-21 09:52:23 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Has this quote been verified, outside of Planned Parenthood of Kansas posting something similar on their twitter feed?  So far, all I've been able to confirm is that that committee was in session that day.


From what I'm finding it looks like the only confirmation is a lack of response to inquiries from Mr. Rothliberg

/so, yeah... it could still be bullsh*t
//but damn they've made it easy to believe of late
 
2014-01-21 09:52:58 PM

haemaker: Actually, I belive post-menopausal women can still give birth via IVF with a donated egg, so even if he meant OB, he's still misinformed.


I know a woman who did IVF with donated eggs and gave birth to twins at the age of 52. So, yes, you are correct.
 
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