saturn badger: Haven't they heard of lightning rods?
Mambo Bananapatch: If I were an omnipotent ultrabeing, puny human statues of me would be an affront. I'd destroy their pathetic efforts with a whim, and then I'd enslave them and have them build a statue of me that was 32 kilometres in height. If it fell I'd smite all of them and send them to Hell, and then I'd enslave a new batch, and if they failed I'd destroy them too.And you better believe I'd get laid a lot more than I do now.
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