saturn badger: Haven't they heard of lightning rods?
Mambo Bananapatch: If I were an omnipotent ultrabeing, puny human statues of me would be an affront. I'd destroy their pathetic efforts with a whim, and then I'd enslave them and have them build a statue of me that was 32 kilometres in height. If it fell I'd smite all of them and send them to Hell, and then I'd enslave a new batch, and if they failed I'd destroy them too.And you better believe I'd get laid a lot more than I do now.
If you like these links, you'll love
The next best thing to UltraFark
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Sep 25 2017 14:22:23
Runtime: 0.247 sec (247 ms)