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2014-01-21 08:05:52 PM
Nope, not a job I want. I'm not particularly afraid of heights, but jeezus.
 
2014-01-21 08:06:24 PM
If I were an omnipotent ultrabeing, puny human statues of me would be an affront. I'd destroy their pathetic efforts with a whim, and then I'd enslave them and have them build a statue of me that was 32 kilometres in height. If it fell I'd smite all of them and send them to Hell, and then I'd enslave a new batch, and if they failed I'd destroy them too.

And you better believe I'd get laid a lot more than I do now.
 
2014-01-21 08:13:40 PM
Nope. Nope Nope.

Pic of that guy out on the arm gave me the heebie jeebies. Where does the other end of the safety harness lead to?
 
2014-01-21 08:16:22 PM
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Jesus take another head and rides the Quickening.
 
2014-01-21 08:18:10 PM
Christians, don't you think G-d is trying to tell you something about "Make no graven images" and something else about not worshiping idols?!

www.cynical-c.com
media.cmgdigital.com
 
2014-01-21 08:21:35 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: If I were an omnipotent ultrabeing, puny human statues of me would be an affront. I'd destroy their pathetic efforts with a whim, and then I'd enslave them and have them build a statue of me that was 32 kilometres in height. If it fell I'd smite all of them and send them to Hell, and then I'd enslave a new batch, and if they failed I'd destroy them too.

And you better believe I'd get laid a lot more than I do now.


Artist's representation of your statue right?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-21 08:22:05 PM
With  all the lightning bolts hitting Jeebus, I am reminded of this.

There once was a man from Alsace
Who's balls were fashioned from brass
When he banged them together
He played 'Stormy Weather'
And lightning came out of his ass.
 
2014-01-21 08:35:15 PM

i330.photobucket.com

 
2014-01-21 08:45:11 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Christians, don't you think G-d is trying to tell you something about "Make no graven images" and something else about not worshiping idols?!

[www.cynical-c.com image 500x375]
[media.cmgdigital.com image 850x564]


i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

I'm sorry. We can't hear you over the sound of Satan's giddy laughter.
 
2014-01-21 08:45:47 PM
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2014-01-21 09:03:22 PM
Why would they build a gigantic statue of some white dude in the first place?
 
2014-01-21 09:05:54 PM

cptjeff: Nope, not a job I want. I'm not particularly afraid of heights, but jeezus.


I see what you did there.
 
2014-01-21 09:08:18 PM
No thanks!
 
2014-01-21 09:40:01 PM
Christ, what an azul.

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2014-01-21 09:40:37 PM
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2014-01-21 09:40:58 PM
They're just putting up the new sign.

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/Hot like a big-titted police girl
//Or a lawn dart made out of a Blackbird
 
2014-01-21 10:19:57 PM
So... if God struck the Jesus statue with a bolt of lightning... does that mean God hates Jesus?

Was Jesus gay married or something?
 
2014-01-21 10:26:23 PM
Oh hell no.
 
2014-01-21 10:35:56 PM
Haven't they heard of lightning rods?
 
2014-01-21 11:11:44 PM

saturn badger: Haven't they heard of lightning rods?


Electricity is just a theory
 
2014-01-21 11:39:15 PM
Why do they need to send repairmen?  They should just pray for it to be fixed.
 
2014-01-21 11:55:15 PM

saturn badger: Haven't they heard of lightning rods?


I believe the existing lightning rod sticks out of the top of his head, which wasn't enough to divert a bolt from striking his fingertips. Thus the part in the article about installing longer rods.
 
2014-01-21 11:56:37 PM
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2014-01-22 12:05:26 AM

goatleggedfellow: DarkSoulNoHope: Christians, don't you think G-d is trying to tell you something about "Make no graven images" and something else about not worshiping idols?!

[www.cynical-c.com image 500x375]
[media.cmgdigital.com image 850x564]

[i.imgur.com image 300x295]
[i.imgur.com image 252x191]

I'm sorry. We can't hear you over the sound of Satan's giddy laughter.


uh, that thing about Trijicon is wrong:
2 Corinthians 4:6
King James Version (KJV)
6For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ.

all their optics glow in the dark, due to radioactive tritium isotopes suspended in transparent heavy hydrogen ampules.
 
2014-01-22 12:34:15 AM
Foxnews: "Jesus Under Attack!!!!! Obama Uses HAARP to Attack Jesus!!!"
 
2014-01-22 12:38:22 AM
 
2014-01-22 01:12:47 AM

23FPB23:


That's the first thing I think of when I hear Redeemer.
 
2014-01-22 01:54:56 AM

23FPB23: [i330.photobucket.com image 600x750]


I was thinking of this:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-22 05:48:46 AM

Livingroom: Trijicon


My last job's commute took me past the main building for that company, and it didn't look particularly satanic to me from the road. I think you may be on to something here.
 
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