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(Daily Express)   Google Glass app promises to make sex "more awesome"   (express.co.uk) divider line 54
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2014-01-21 02:32:44 PM
You're going to have to strap it on, or it will fall off.
 
2014-01-21 02:46:10 PM
Yes, because people are dying to see what their own face and/or junk looks like during sex.  Also, not sure how the "whole picture" perspective would be achieved.  I'm imagining those toy helicopters with cameras circling the bed.
 
2014-01-21 02:56:58 PM

SecretAgentWoman: You're going to have to strap it on, or it will fall off.


That's what SHE said....
 
2014-01-21 02:57:20 PM
See, I've been holding my hand in front of ugly chicks faces for years. Sometimes I hold a photo there too.
 
2014-01-21 02:58:26 PM
*Reads article*

Oh, like this?
www.cinemablend.com
 
2014-01-21 02:58:53 PM

Etchy333: Yes, because people are dying to see what their own face and/or junk looks like during sex.  Also, not sure how the "whole picture" perspective would be achieved.  I'm imagining those toy helicopters with cameras circling the bed.


Was thinking the exact same thing- unless you're a massive narcissist, looking at your own face during sex isn't going to be any kind of a turn-on. Not to mention the whole, 'you both have to be wearing Google Glass when having sex' thing. I mean, I have a definite thing for women wearing glasses- but Google Glass? Not so much.

A small fleet of mini-drones with cameras and some hardcore 3D-rendering software to interpolate and be able to watch from pretty much any angle like the 'cyber rendering' in Intelligence? That might be something worthwhile...
 
2014-01-21 03:01:04 PM
i1214.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-21 03:01:04 PM
so, i can wear these glasses and stare at myself?
 
2014-01-21 03:01:32 PM
I have zero desire to see what my gf sees during sex. I'm out of shape, lumpy, and generally unattractive. Now if I could watch from the perspective of the guy who's banging her, that would be something special.
 
2014-01-21 03:02:00 PM
It looks like we've fallen to Her and Demolition Man levels of fail if THIS is a situation:
"The app even gives people ideas of what sexual positions to try when a user says "Ok glass, give me ideas".

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-01-21 03:02:41 PM

Ashyukun: Etchy333: Yes, because people are dying to see what their own face and/or junk looks like during sex.  Also, not sure how the "whole picture" perspective would be achieved.  I'm imagining those toy helicopters with cameras circling the bed.

Was thinking the exact same thing- unless you're a massive narcissist, looking at your own face during sex isn't going to be any kind of a turn-on. Not to mention the whole, 'you both have to be wearing Google Glass when having sex' thing. I mean, I have a definite thing for women wearing glasses- but Google Glass? Not so much.

A small fleet of mini-drones with cameras and some hardcore 3D-rendering software to interpolate and be able to watch from pretty much any angle like the 'cyber rendering' in Intelligence? That might be something worthwhile...


But you might be curious to see what face they chose to superimpose over your body.
 
2014-01-21 03:02:56 PM

Etchy333: Yes, because people are dying to see what their own face and/or junk looks like during sex.


You doubt this?
 
2014-01-21 03:04:46 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: [i1214.photobucket.com image 400x300]


DING DING DING!
 
2014-01-21 03:06:14 PM
How am I gonna fit the Google Glass on my hand?
 
2014-01-21 03:10:51 PM

Ashyukun: Etchy333: A small fleet of mini-drones with cameras and some hardcore 3D-rendering software to interpolate and be able to watch from pretty much any angle like the 'cyber rendering' in Intelligence? That might be something worthwhile...


^^^   Now we're talking.....   Sorta like that 360 degree  High Speed / HD  so you can stop and rotate any perspective at will.....
 
2014-01-21 03:12:35 PM
I sure hope they come with tiny windshield wipers.
 
2014-01-21 03:13:06 PM
If you are not having the kind of sex where sweat (or some bodily fluid) is causing your glasses to constantly slide off, you are doing it wrong.

As awesome as Google Glass could potentially maybe make sex, most of you are poor (statistically).  If you can afford Google Glass once, is it really worth only one night of passion wherein you ruin them with sweat and other fluids?

//My first pair of Glass by Google stopped working in a month due to sweat.  Need to find out if they made some improvements since then.
 
2014-01-21 03:17:54 PM
moviegeeksunited.net
Unimpressed
 
2014-01-21 03:20:59 PM

Farkomatic: I sure hope they come with tiny windshield wipers.


ecx.images-amazon.com

Apple has the patent on that
 
2014-01-21 03:21:56 PM

Yankees Team Gynecologist: Ashyukun: A small fleet of mini-drones with cameras and some hardcore 3D-rendering software to interpolate and be able to watch from pretty much any angle like the 'cyber rendering' in Intelligence? That might be something worthwhile...

But you might be curious to see what face they chose to superimpose over your body.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-21 03:22:58 PM
What, and get inundated with penis pill advertisements?
 
2014-01-21 03:26:58 PM
You could use the navigation app to finally find that little man in the boat.
 
2014-01-21 03:28:01 PM
But can the NSA watch, too?
 
2014-01-21 03:28:07 PM
My sex is awesome enough, thank you very much!
 
2014-01-21 03:28:30 PM
Google Glass? Probably not. Oculus Rift? Quite possibly.
 
2014-01-21 03:29:37 PM
images.seroundtable.com
 
2014-01-21 03:30:34 PM
cfile234.uf.daum.net
 
2014-01-21 03:33:57 PM

Ashyukun: unless you're a massive narcissist, l


Sold....take my money
 
2014-01-21 03:49:50 PM
Of course, it'll probably try to sell you kama sutra books and boutique condoms at the same time..
 
2014-01-21 04:03:07 PM
Pass. I'm decent to look at by guy standards and keep if fairly good shape, but I much rather see what I see during sex than the other way around. If I wanted to see what an somewhat attractive dude looks like from underneath I'd go gay.
 
2014-01-21 04:07:21 PM
Because there is absolutely no way any third party could hack into them and get those videos.
 
2014-01-21 04:18:45 PM
Demolition Man did it.

/still waiting for the three seashells
 
2014-01-21 04:21:50 PM
I bet your girlfriend is going to be really happy to see your view of her fat hips.  Go Google Glass.
 
2014-01-21 04:31:54 PM
Does anyone here want to look at the sweaty face of a 50-year-old white guy while you're having intimate relations?

No?

Neither do I. Thanks, but no.
 
2014-01-21 04:35:43 PM

Etchy333: Yes, because people are dying to see what their own face and/or junk looks like during sex.  Also, not sure how the "whole picture" perspective would be achieved.  I'm imagining those toy helicopters with cameras circling the bed.


I'm no one of those Google Glass bashers who seem to exist just to state their superiority to the rest of the planet, but this really has to be the dumbest thing I've hear associated with these devices yet... Nothing about this seems well thought out, from where the sourced material will come from, who wants to see sex from their partner's perspective, etc. to WHERE you're going to be watching this at... Do they intend for you to watch it for some 'alone' time, or are you supposed to be watching this while HAVING sex?

Just like in the movies, nobody has even hinted at a virtual sex that can come close to even masturbation in its enjoyment, let alone actual sex.
 
2014-01-21 04:42:30 PM
Around here (right down the street) they make movies MUCH more exciting. You get to meet ICE and the FBI for wearing them.

http://phandroid.com/2014/01/20/fbi-google-glass-movie/
 
2014-01-21 04:56:20 PM

Fano: *Reads article*

Oh, like this?


Apparently the engineers at google like to wank off watching themselves in the mirror and wish sex with another person was more like that.
 
2014-01-21 05:11:17 PM
Apparently none of you hit it doggie style, and are quite content with the missionary position.
 
2014-01-21 05:13:13 PM
I already know what the pillow looks like.
 
2014-01-21 05:15:14 PM

cgraves67: You could use the navigation app to finally find that little man in the boat.


404 error not found
 
2014-01-21 05:15:31 PM

mcmnky: Fano: *Reads article*

Oh, like this?

Apparently the engineers at google like to wank off watching themselves in the mirror and wish sex with another person was more like that.


So just like us then, right?

Anyway, I don't think this was made by the engineers at Google.
 
2014-01-21 05:25:57 PM

SBinRR: Apparently none of you hit it doggie style, and are quite content with the missionary position.


Content? No.

Realistic in regards to the wife's willingness to assume the position? Yeah, more like that.
 
2014-01-21 05:26:13 PM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2014-01-21 05:45:43 PM
Can you imagine your partner squirming around trying to make their ass look good?
 
2014-01-21 08:23:33 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: I have zero desire to see what my gf sees during sex. I'm out of shape, lumpy, and generally unattractive. Now if I could watch from the perspective of the guy who's banging her, that would be something special.


That was just lovely - well done!
 
2014-01-21 09:05:51 PM
Can we just ban .uk sites from Fark?
 
2014-01-21 09:07:14 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: [i1214.photobucket.com image 400x300]


i119.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-21 09:08:20 PM
Is this the first step to the virtual sex scenes in Demolition Man?  Who needs those nasty bodily fluids anyways.
 
2014-01-21 09:25:43 PM
"Man sues app company after it tries to black mail him by threatening to post his encounter with subby's mom on all his social media accounts because he stupidly gave it permissions to do so" in...3...2...1
 
2014-01-21 10:30:51 PM
Except that glassholes probably don't get laid very often.
 
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