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(WILX Michigan)   That awkward moment when you post your "Wanted" mugshot on your Facebook page and the police Like it   (wilx.com) divider line 39
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2014-01-21 02:26:03 PM  
I will never understand why anyone would leave their facebook public.
 
2014-01-21 02:34:26 PM  
An officer pretending to be an attractive woman then messaged Lescowitch. Police say Lescowitch refused the offer of a drink but eventually agreed to meet for a cigarette, and was arrested at the agreed-upon location.

It is hilarious to me how often this simple tactic works on criminals. In this case a rocket surgeon taunting the police because they "can't find him".
 
2014-01-21 02:38:59 PM  

dugitman: An officer pretending to be an attractive woman then messaged Lescowitch. Police say Lescowitch refused the offer of a drink but eventually agreed to meet for a cigarette, and was arrested at the agreed-upon location.

It is hilarious to me how often this simple tactic works on criminals. In this case a rocket surgeon taunting the police because they "can't find him".


The internet: all the grown men are attractive women, and all the attractive women are cops.
 
2014-01-21 02:40:21 PM  
I've been wondering for a long time - are men REALLY that stupid and hard up that they believe a random hot woman who messages them on the internet is legit?

usedbooksblog.com
 
2014-01-21 03:00:51 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: I've been wondering for a long time - are men REALLY that stupid and hard up that they believe a random hot woman who messages them on the internet is legit?

[usedbooksblog.com image 340x175]


Hello, I am attractive and wealthy businessman with much business owned by me. I have many of the Porsches and Mazeratis and private islands with many handsome personal attendants. I am looking for attractive American woman for companionship in my many exciting and exotic business trips. You sound an American attractive woman perhaps we meet?
 
2014-01-21 04:00:35 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: I've been wondering for a long time - are men REALLY that stupid and hard up that they believe a random hot woman who messages them on the internet is legit?

[usedbooksblog.com image 340x175]


I dunno. Are you a hot woman? Can we meet up and talk about it?

Seriously idiots will fall for this because they can't overrule their penis. Most of us are able to at least sometimes overrule the penis. Note: the penis is not very smart about these sorts of things so if you let it do your thinking, you'll regret it.
 
2014-01-21 04:03:21 PM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
Heh.
 
2014-01-21 04:04:54 PM  
An officer pretending to be an attractive woman then messaged Lescowitch. Police say Lescowitch refused the offer of a drink but eventually agreed to meet for a cigarette, and was arrested at the agreed-upon location.

Didn't he know, that there are NO women on the internet
 
2014-01-21 04:05:38 PM  

lockers: I will never understand why anyone would leave their facebook public.


Simple, I just don't post anything private or something that get me in any kind of trouble with employerfamily, or law enforcement.  Anyone with basic computer skills can find ways to bypass Facebooks privacy blocks.
 
2014-01-21 04:09:33 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: I've been wondering for a long time - are men REALLY that stupid and hard up that they believe a random hot woman who messages them on the internet is legit?

[usedbooksblog.com image 340x175]


Yes.
 
2014-01-21 04:16:01 PM  
pretending to be an attractive woman
Baby, baby, baby,
Is this some comic G-love thing happening here, or what?
 
2014-01-21 04:18:21 PM  
Wow. Your so awesome we should totally have a cigarette together lol.
 
2014-01-21 04:23:23 PM  
My favorites are the ones that they are going to be using this weekend. "You've won 4 super bowl tickets from shopping [local store] come to [local convention center] to pick them up.

They get there .. lots of other people there ... walk through the doors .. present ID to pick up tickets.. and get arrested on an outstanding warrant

Love those... HILARIOUS !
 
2014-01-21 04:35:19 PM  

Fubini: dugitman: An officer pretending to be an attractive woman then messaged Lescowitch. Police say Lescowitch refused the offer of a drink but eventually agreed to meet for a cigarette, and was arrested at the agreed-upon location.

It is hilarious to me how often this simple tactic works on criminals. In this case a rocket surgeon taunting the police because they "can't find him".

The internet: all the grown men are attractive women, and all the attractive women are cops.


I thought it went...
"The Internet.  Where men are actually women, women are actually men, adults are actually kids, and kids are actually feds."
 
2014-01-21 04:37:52 PM  

Shadow Blasko: My favorites are the ones that they are going to be using this weekend. "You've won 4 super bowl tickets from shopping [local store] come to [local convention center] to pick them up.

They get there .. lots of other people there ... walk through the doors .. present ID to pick up tickets.. and get arrested on an outstanding warrant

Love those... HILARIOUS !


...and even when they're in cuffs, some of them still think they've won something.

/Besides free room and board for the foreseeable future.
 
2014-01-21 04:38:28 PM  

Fubini: dugitman: An officer pretending to be an attractive woman then messaged Lescowitch. Police say Lescowitch refused the offer of a drink but eventually agreed to meet for a cigarette, and was arrested at the agreed-upon location.

It is hilarious to me how often this simple tactic works on criminals. In this case a rocket surgeon taunting the police because they "can't find him".

The internet: all the grown men are attractive women, and all the attractive women are cops.


What happened to the 14 year old girls? Did they retire from the force?
 
2014-01-21 04:42:58 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: An officer pretending to be an attractive woman then messaged Lescowitch. Police say Lescowitch refused the offer of a drink but eventually agreed to meet for a cigarette, and was arrested at the agreed-upon location.

Didn't he know, that there are NO women on the internet


His parents didn't tell him, that would have hurt his self esteem.
 
2014-01-21 04:45:12 PM  

NutWrench: [dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 330x380]
Heh.


Wish the department posted a photo of him in cuffs, with two cops holding signs that said 'LIKE' while giving thumbs up. That would be epic
 
2014-01-21 04:47:06 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: I've been wondering for a long time - are men REALLY that stupid and hard up that they believe a random hot woman who messages them on the internet is legit?

[usedbooksblog.com image 340x175]


Years ago I managed to convince two different guys on the prowl in a chat room that I was cute and wanted to hook up with them. I told each of them that I'd be a bit late and would send along my male roommate to "take my place" until I got there. They both fell for it. Me and a couple friends sat a couple booths away at the Subway they met at. The best part was they had lunch together and actually left the place together. Where they went I have no clue.
 
2014-01-21 04:50:36 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: An officer pretending to be an attractive woman then messaged Lescowitch. Police say Lescowitch refused the offer of a drink but eventually agreed to meet for a cigarette, and was arrested at the agreed-upon location.

Didn't he know, that there are NO women on the internet


And even if there were, there aren't any attractive ones in Wilkes-Barre.

Silly boy.
 
2014-01-21 04:56:57 PM  

caution: SecretAgentWoman: I've been wondering for a long time - are men REALLY that stupid and hard up that they believe a random hot woman who messages them on the internet is legit?

[usedbooksblog.com image 340x175]

Years ago I managed to convince two different guys on the prowl in a chat room that I was cute and wanted to hook up with them. I told each of them that I'd be a bit late and would send along my male roommate to "take my place" until I got there. They both fell for it. Me and a couple friends sat a couple booths away at the Subway they met at. The best part was they had lunch together and actually left the place together. Where they went I have no clue.


maybe they became life long friends and have had many great adventures together.
 
2014-01-21 05:01:50 PM  
caution:
Years ago I managed to convince two different guys on the prowl in a chat room that I was cute and wanted to hook up with them. I told each of them that I'd be a bit late and would send along my male roommate to "take my place" until I got there. They both fell for it. Me and a couple friends sat a couple booths away at the Subway they met at. The best part was they had lunch together and actually left the place together. Where they went I have no clue.

Back to the first guy's place for some steamy sex.
 
2014-01-21 05:03:59 PM  

Headso: caution: SecretAgentWoman: I've been wondering for a long time - are men REALLY that stupid and hard up that they believe a random hot woman who messages them on the internet is legit?

[usedbooksblog.com image 340x175]

Years ago I managed to convince two different guys on the prowl in a chat room that I was cute and wanted to hook up with them. I told each of them that I'd be a bit late and would send along my male roommate to "take my place" until I got there. They both fell for it. Me and a couple friends sat a couple booths away at the Subway they met at. The best part was they had lunch together and actually left the place together. Where they went I have no clue.

maybe they became life long friends and have had many great adventures together.


Maybe they both decided they were gonna have sex that night, one way or the other
 
2014-01-21 05:06:48 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: An officer pretending to be an attractive woman then messaged Lescowitch. Police say Lescowitch refused the offer of a drink but eventually agreed to meet for a cigarette, and was arrested at the agreed-upon location.

Didn't he know, that there are NO women on the internet


*ahem*

Oh, wait. I guess I'm a horse, so you're still correct.
 
2014-01-21 05:29:05 PM  
I like how he shot her down for a drink but was down for the cig.  You can just picture him like 'ah fark I don't want to buy this whore a drink but I want between them thighs........ hmmm lets try to smoke trick'
 
2014-01-21 05:30:12 PM  
Turn down a "hot chick" who whats a drink, but....a cigarette? You got it!
 
2014-01-21 05:37:33 PM  

coffeeburns: Turn down a "hot chick" who whats a drink, but....a cigarette? You got it!


Is she smokes she pokes.
 
2014-01-21 05:42:45 PM  

Shadow Blasko: My favorites are the ones that they are going to be using this weekend. "You've won 4 super bowl tickets from shopping [local store] come to [local convention center] to pick them up.

They get there .. lots of other people there ... walk through the doors .. present ID to pick up tickets.. and get arrested on an outstanding warrant

Love those... HILARIOUS !


i.imgur.com

/obscure?
 
2014-01-21 05:43:10 PM  
Hmm, I get random friend requests from fake hot chicks (well the pics are of a real girl someplace). I assume that is spammers... but i wonder if it is the local PD just trying to get in and see your pics posts location tags and such.

/not a criminal
//has gotten laid due to facebook connections, but they were actually friends of friends.
 
2014-01-21 05:48:05 PM  

caution: Years ago I managed to convince two different guys on the prowl in a chat room that I was cute and wanted to hook up with them. I told each of them that I'd be a bit late and would send along my male roommate to "take my place" until I got there. They both fell for it. Me and a couple friends sat a couple booths away at the Subway they met at. The best part was they had lunch together and actually left the place together. Where they went I have no clue.


It sounds like you and your friends are even creepier than these two guys who at least talked to each other and went off for a date or whatever else they wanted to do.
 
2014-01-21 05:50:29 PM  
That awkward moment when you're beaten a cliche to death.
 
2014-01-21 06:04:14 PM  
Am I the only person that finds the "that awkward moment" meme irritating as fark?  It's a sentence fragment, FFS.  What are you trying to say about that awkward moment?  Is it good, is it bad, is it green or what?
 
2014-01-21 06:40:52 PM  

notyomama: Am I the only person that finds the "that awkward moment" meme irritating as fark?  It's a sentence fragment, FFS.  What are you trying to say about that awkward moment?  Is it good, is it bad, is it green or what?


This!

Wait...what?
 
2014-01-21 07:29:45 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: I've been wondering for a long time - are men REALLY that stupid and hard up that they believe a random hot woman who messages them on the internet is legit?

[usedbooksblog.com image 340x175]


Remember: the penis mightier than the sword.
 
2014-01-21 07:39:12 PM  
I can't believe that this guy actually went out to meet some random stranger that contacted him totally out of the blue, for a cigarette, right after doing that.

That's some serious rocket surgery stuff going on.
 
2014-01-21 08:21:46 PM  

coffeeburns: Turn down a "hot chick" who whats a drink, but....a cigarette? You got it!


Drinks cost money, and not everyone drinks.
 
2014-01-21 11:31:54 PM  
I can't even figure out what the phrase "meet for a cigarette" means.  Did "she' tell him she wanted to meet up somewhere, hack a butt, then go?  How the hell does one "meet for a cigarette"?
 
2014-01-22 12:07:08 AM  

lockers: I will never understand why anyone would leave their have facebook public.


FTFY
 
2014-01-22 12:26:46 AM  

iron de havilland: Shadow Blasko: My favorites are the ones that they are going to be using this weekend. "You've won 4 super bowl tickets from shopping [local store] come to [local convention center] to pick them up.

They get there .. lots of other people there ... walk through the doors .. present ID to pick up tickets.. and get arrested on an outstanding warrant

Love those... HILARIOUS !

[i.imgur.com image 320x240]

/obscure?


If the Simpsons is obscure, then nothing short of last night's episode of the most popular show is relevant.
 
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