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Fark Party
Host: Solty Dog
Description: May 3 NEPA/NJ - Lehigh Valley Fark Party
Date/Time: May 3, 2014 - 07:00 PM (local time)
Party Info: Facebook page - https://www.facebook.com/events/1457429707810254

Jordan Lanes and Lounge.
731 Jordan Pkwy
Whitehall, PA 18052

They have $2 beers and maybe karaoke.
 
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2014-04-23 12:49:53 AM  

Solty Dog: Update: There will be glow bands passed out for out of staters to make them feel welcome. We are considering a prize for furthest traveled. It won't be anything extravagant. Just a little something to remember us by.


I am 99% sure I am attending.  although Casey will have traveled much further than me.
 
2014-04-24 02:12:33 PM  
Um, sure, okay.
 
2014-04-25 09:06:44 AM  

maudibjr: Solty Dog: Update: There will be glow bands passed out for out of staters to make them feel welcome. We are considering a prize for furthest traveled. It won't be anything extravagant. Just a little something to remember us by.

I am 99% sure I am attending.  although Casey will have traveled much further than me.


I'm not gonna make it.  Several issues arose just in the last two days that require me to be home.  I didn't even know until about 10pm last night if I was gonna be able to work today, due to these issues.  I'm very disappointed.  I've been to the last two PA parties.  :(

Y'all should post photos to my facebook feed so I can enjoy it as best I can.  And someone needs to pinch Solty on the butt for me and give you a hug.
 
2014-04-25 10:21:42 AM  
Where in the hell is the Lehigh valley?

Is the party going to be in some Amish pole barn?
 
2014-04-25 10:27:18 AM  
Nevermind, I'm an idiot, I thought the party was this weekend.  I have now purchased glow in the dark googly eyes and self adhesive mustaches.
 
2014-04-25 10:30:53 AM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: Nevermind, I'm an idiot, I thought the party was this weekend.  I have now purchased glow in the dark googly eyes and self adhesive mustaches.


So - does this mean you're still coming?
 
2014-04-25 10:31:59 AM  

MadOx75: casey.lurvs.bacon: Nevermind, I'm an idiot, I thought the party was this weekend.  I have now purchased glow in the dark googly eyes and self adhesive mustaches.

So - does this mean you're still coming?


Prolly.  The only thing stopping me was my best friend's crises.
 
2014-04-25 12:54:45 PM  

McFifenstein: Where in the hell is the Lehigh valley?

Is the party going to be in some Amish pole barn?


Not everyone outside of Philly is Amish. But lets be honest here, a barn raising would be kinda cool.
 
2014-04-25 05:59:31 PM  
Are pants required?
 
2014-04-25 10:34:57 PM  

ami5000: Are pants required?


Required? No one is getting in if they're wearing them.
 
2014-04-26 02:56:35 AM  

Solty Dog: Update: There will be glow bands passed out for out of staters to make them feel welcome. We are considering a prize for furthest traveled. It won't be anything extravagant. Just a little something to remember us by.


I'd like to hear from the potential attendees: Would sex toys be a bad prize for a random drawing/furthest traveled/etc?
 
2014-04-26 07:07:18 PM  

gunsmack: I'd like to hear from the potential attendees: Would sex toys be a bad prize for a random drawing/furthest traveled/etc?


content8.flixster.com
 
2014-04-26 08:26:55 PM  
Hrm.  I'm from the Lehigh Valley.

I just might turn up.
 
2014-04-26 08:56:41 PM  
LaurenAguilera and I will not be in the state during this period but pretend we are there.

/she is my alt
 
2014-04-26 09:35:17 PM  

ami5000: Whitehall? Can't we have it in Philly?


Philly is not the Lehigh Valley.
 
2014-04-26 09:44:02 PM  
I would go, I really would but I'm signing a lease in Virginia on May 3rd, as I'll be moving away from the Lehigh Valley ( and Palmerton!).  if this was at Sunny Rest, oh man.
 
2014-04-26 10:13:27 PM  

TrashcanMan: I would go, I really would but I'm signing a lease in Virginia on May 3rd, as I'll be moving away from the Lehigh Valley ( and Palmerton!).  if this was at Sunny Rest, oh man.


Dude.why aren't you here at the Hunky getting f♡ckered up?
 
2014-04-26 10:26:22 PM  
The Hunky?
 
2014-04-26 11:14:31 PM  

TrashcanMan: ami5000: Whitehall? Can't we have it in Philly?

Philly is not the Lehigh Valley.


Every PA party is in Philly, just the location is different.
 
2014-04-26 11:18:16 PM  

Solty Dog: TrashcanMan: ami5000: Whitehall? Can't we have it in Philly?

Philly is not the Lehigh Valley.

Every PA party is in Philly, just the location is different.


I mean location in PA. This Philly party just happens to take place in Whitehall.

(We need to keep the SEPAers happy, or they start throwing things.)
 
2014-04-26 11:31:44 PM  
Hrm, I might send along someone I know who still lives in the Kutztown area. Really give them a system shock.
 
2014-04-27 08:30:58 AM  

msupf: Hrm, I might send along someone I know who still lives in the Kutztown area. Really give them a system shock.


Allentown is pretty shocking if you're from the Kutztown area....
 
2014-04-27 01:22:58 PM  

meow said the dog: LaurenAguilera and I will not be in the state during this period but pretend we are there.

/she is my alt


This displeases me.
 
2014-04-27 02:38:36 PM  

kxs401: meow said the dog: LaurenAguilera and I will not be in the state during this period but pretend we are there.

/she is my alt

This displeases me.


We are very sorry. Maybe one day we can meet for some meat.
 
2014-04-27 09:23:41 PM  
Have it in Hazleton, live a little... or not
 
2014-04-28 08:42:24 AM  
So - who's actually going to this?
 
2014-04-29 01:24:10 PM  

meow said the dog: LaurenAguilera and I will not be in the state during this period but pretend we are there.

/she is my alt


Ahhh...  thats a shame, would of liked to of met you two.
 
2014-04-29 04:42:30 PM  
I would go but I'm too far to drive after a few drinks and I'm not going if I can't drink.
dammit.
 
2014-04-29 05:50:00 PM  

Haani: I would go but I'm too far to drive after a few drinks and I'm not going if I can't drink.
dammit.


What is too far away? Maybe you could bum a ride with some other farker...
 
2014-04-30 08:02:06 AM  
I'll be out at the goat races outside of Valley Forge at a brewery.

/like the goats
 
2014-04-30 11:26:48 AM  
I'll be there, that is literally a few skips and a jump from me.
 
2014-04-30 12:10:41 PM  

ArutayroVE: I'll be there, that is literally a few skips and a jump from me.


If you actually live in Topton, those are some really big skips. :)
 
2014-04-30 12:14:12 PM  

MadOx75: ArutayroVE: I'll be there, that is literally a few skips and a jump from me.

If you actually live in Topton, those are some really big skips. :)


Nah, people are afraid to drive further than 10 miles. LV is home for me.
 
2014-04-30 12:22:18 PM  

ArutayroVE: Nah, people are afraid to drive further than 10 miles. LV is home for me.


Well in Lehigh Valley terms, we're neighbors. I'm in Breinigsville.
 
2014-04-30 12:51:55 PM  

LaurenAguilera: kxs401: meow said the dog: LaurenAguilera and I will not be in the state during this period but pretend we are there.

/she is my alt

This displeases me.

We are very sorry. Maybe one day we can meet for some meat.


UNF
 
2014-04-30 02:23:31 PM  

MadOx75: ArutayroVE: Nah, people are afraid to drive further than 10 miles. LV is home for me.

Well in Lehigh Valley terms, we're neighbors. I'm in Breinigsville.


I grew up there, then later moved to Alburtis. Breinigsville has changed so much since I was a kid.
 
2014-04-30 03:15:37 PM  

ArutayroVE: I grew up there, then later moved to Alburtis. Breinigsville has changed so much since I was a kid


I could just imagine. I just moved there a year and a half ago, but I remember the area before from going out to my friend's place in Alburtis.  First no bypass, and then having to get on/off the bypass at 100.  Looking back on Google Earth it seems like another planet 10-15 years ago.
 
2014-04-30 04:01:14 PM  

Solty Dog: (We need to keep the SEPAers happy, or they start throwing things.)


Usually feces.
 
2014-04-30 07:22:44 PM  

gunsmack: Solty Dog: (We need to keep the SEPAers happy, or they start throwing things.)

Usually feces.


Remember everyone. I'm the nice of the two of us. I would never dream of insulting our southern eastern brethren.
 
2014-05-02 08:06:17 AM  
any other weekend and i would have been able to make it - stupid adult responsibilities
 
2014-05-02 08:10:16 AM  
I'm going to try my best to make it.
 
2014-05-02 09:47:44 AM  
Doesn't look like there's karaoke at Jordan that night, but they do have the $10 Ticket to Fun.  It includes 2 hours of bowling (shoes included) or billiards. Hot dog, popcorn & unlimited soft drink. Starts at 9 p.m. Looks like the "Rock n Bowl" type thing starts at 10 p.m.
 
2014-05-02 11:03:18 AM  
Ugh this is what happens when I leave TF - I miss out because I had to buy concert tickets for that night. -___-
 
2014-05-02 11:33:07 AM  

AngryPanda: Ugh this is what happens when I leave TF - I miss out because I had to buy concert tickets for that night. -___-


Seeing anything good?

/obviously you think so, since you bought the ticket...
 
2014-05-02 11:42:20 AM  

MadOx75: AngryPanda: Ugh this is what happens when I leave TF - I miss out because I had to buy concert tickets for that night. -___-

Seeing anything good?

/obviously you think so, since you bought the ticket...


The Both at Union Transfer.
 
2014-05-02 11:53:30 AM  

AngryPanda: The Both at Union Transfer.


I'm not half as hip as I even thought I used to be (which wasn't very) so I had to look them up.  Not bad, I kinda like it. The tune I'm listening to sounds like a Fleetwood Mac groove.  Enjoy!
 
2014-05-02 03:57:08 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: Prolly.  The only thing stopping me was my best friend's crises.


I shot you a FB message. Its probably stuck in your "Other" folder.
 
2014-05-02 04:04:14 PM  
I'm not making it.  I had a tooth break under the gum line.  It took two doctors and two dentists to figure it all out and I had it extracted yesterday evening.  I've spent a couple hundred on medical crap this week, and now my face is swollen and I'm in pain and taking painkillers.  I think someone higher up than me decided I shouldn't travel this weekend.
 
2014-05-02 04:15:04 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: I'm not making it.  I had a tooth break under the gum line.  It took two doctors and two dentists to figure it all out and I had it extracted yesterday evening.  I've spent a couple hundred on medical crap this week, and now my face is swollen and I'm in pain and taking painkillers.  I think someone higher up than me decided I shouldn't travel this weekend.


Well that sucks all around. Sorry to hear about your face. :)

I might be the closest person to this place, but I'm on the fence.  It doesn't look like there are too many folks making it out, and I have another "thing" at 9 pm that I want to get to back in the opposite direction.  I'll keep an eye out to see how if the attendee list magically comes alive, and I may still swing by regardless since its so close...

I realize you're all heartbroken, especially if I actually show up.
 
2014-05-02 04:15:41 PM  
Er, just if. Not how if.
 
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