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(KPHO Phoenix)   I have a dream that someday fraternities will stop throwing MLK parties where guests have to wear basketball jerseys, flash gang signs, and drink from watermelon cups   (kpho.com) divider line 38
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2014-01-21 02:39:04 PM
14 votes:
Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy.  Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.
2014-01-21 02:50:10 PM
11 votes:

SirEattonHogg: Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy.  Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.


Are you kidding? I think the average Farker knows a lot about top-shelf pussy...
jacksongalaxy.com
...as the weekly Caturday thread clearly shows.
2014-01-21 03:15:25 PM
5 votes:
Gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.  But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Fark - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
2014-01-21 02:55:17 PM
5 votes:
Little Known Fact: Dr. King once challenged Dr. J. and his homies to a game of pickup basketball and shattered the glass backboard at the Y, earning himself the nickname "Chocolate Thunder".

Afterwards, he served both teams pancakes. Everyone has a great time until the PTA turned the fire hoses on them.


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2014-01-21 03:13:08 PM
4 votes:

SirEattonHogg: Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy.  Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.


Top.  Shelf.

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2014-01-21 03:32:39 PM
3 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: sid244: A little more interested in seeing what transpired from the article at the bottom...
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ASU students to strip down for Undie Run.

Freshman 15, apparently.

/I keed
//would have intercourse with both, of course


How about Mantits McPornstar in the background?
2014-01-21 03:07:34 PM
3 votes:

Beeblebrox: "If you can't go greek, go TKE.  If you can't go TKE, go home."  was what they used to say in the '80s at my school.  Seems things haven't changed much.


Man having worked at a pr0n shop the phrase "going greek" just doesn't really mean the same thing to me as it does to other people anymore.
2014-01-21 02:54:14 PM
3 votes:

SirEattonHogg: top shelf pussy.


Roberto Luongo?
2014-01-21 02:53:18 PM
3 votes:
So - I need to cancel my "Black History Monf" party now?
2014-01-21 02:46:41 PM
3 votes:
Those aren't gang signs. That's the sign for a two-pointer and his brother is just pointing at the camera. The one in the middle may have something to do with sucking dick, though.
2014-01-21 02:41:38 PM
3 votes:

SirEattonHogg: Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy.  Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.


Don't forget to mention you're stuck in a chair and so very, very scared!
/And a member of the marine core.
2014-01-21 05:01:26 PM
2 votes:
...meanwhile in Seattle

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2014-01-21 03:29:55 PM
2 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: SirEattonHogg: top shelf pussy.

Roberto Luongo?


BRAVO!!!
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
"I want to go home, eat some chocolate and watch my stories"
2014-01-21 03:26:52 PM
2 votes:

tricycleracer: These Brothers live by a warrior's code, something you wouldn't understand.


i118.photobucket.com
Has a thing or two to say about Warriors Codes.
2014-01-21 03:19:03 PM
2 votes:

echomike23: BigNumber12: In poor taste and worthy of public scorn? Absolutely.

An official statement from the university said ASU has suspended the chapter's operations and will take "additional action against the individuals involved."

Total bullshiat.

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excuse me son?


"The university also said the ASU chapter was already on social probation and not allowed to have parties.."

They were on double-secret probation, apparently.
2014-01-21 02:57:21 PM
2 votes:

SirEattonHogg: Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we a few people were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy hazing me with a plunger handle.


FTFY.
2014-01-21 02:51:01 PM
2 votes:
I bet the Tri Lambs weren't very happy about this.
2014-01-21 02:50:41 PM
2 votes:
Go easy on them.  People from Arizona have never actually seen black people in real life.
2014-01-21 02:37:29 PM
2 votes:
But they didn't say "I hate black people", so they're clearly not prejudiced/racist.
2014-01-22 02:21:03 AM
1 votes:
How dare they! You would never see black folks doing such a thing!

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Seriously though, holding a party where you pretend to be a different race is just plain stupid. OF COURSE some people are going to take offense.
2014-01-21 09:03:03 PM
1 votes:
Horrible!  They should have more appropriately showed up with stolen flat screen TVs.
2014-01-21 05:45:36 PM
1 votes:

SirEattonHogg: Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy.  Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.


Reality: you're the guy who passed out at a party and woke up with Sharpie-drawn words and images all over his body.
2014-01-21 03:54:00 PM
1 votes:

I Like Shiny Things: This was obviously 'a' and not 'er'.


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2014-01-21 03:28:40 PM
1 votes:
Frats and sororities are gangs for white people.
2014-01-21 03:23:31 PM
1 votes:
miamioh.edu
Back in the day, sororities and fraternities were much more sensitive.
2014-01-21 03:17:21 PM
1 votes:

BigNumber12: In poor taste and worthy of public scorn? Absolutely.

An official statement from the university said ASU has suspended the chapter's operations and will take "additional action against the individuals involved."

Total bullshiat.


cdn01.dailycaller.com
excuse me son?
2014-01-21 03:11:34 PM
1 votes:
ts2.mm.bing.net
2014-01-21 03:09:18 PM
1 votes:

ScaryBottles: Beeblebrox: "If you can't go greek, go TKE.  If you can't go TKE, go home."  was what they used to say in the '80s at my school.  Seems things haven't changed much.

Man having worked at a pr0n shop the phrase "going greek" just doesn't really mean the same thing to me as it does to other people anymore.


After hearing about shenanigans that go on in the frats, I'm not sure you're wrong.
2014-01-21 03:08:59 PM
1 votes:
Tekes are well known for their hilarious, cutting satire. Here, the false layers upon the false until a thickness accumulates that is convincing of a certain comical, circular truth. What has actual value here? What doesn't? And who says? These are young people experimenting with their craft.
2014-01-21 03:04:27 PM
1 votes:
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2014-01-21 03:00:11 PM
1 votes:

DubtodaIll: So what's the deal with "White Parties" that young urbanites are so fond of?


I would love it if non-whites did that.  That would be so friggin' hilarious.
2014-01-21 02:58:45 PM
1 votes:
They should have all gone as single mothers so as not to offend anyone.
2014-01-21 02:51:03 PM
1 votes:
And some people actually wish to be young again.  The young are awful.
2014-01-21 02:50:52 PM
1 votes:
These Brothers live by a warrior's code, something you wouldn't understand.
2014-01-21 02:50:27 PM
1 votes:

SirEattonHogg: Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy.  Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.


is that like a codicil to the "Warriors Code"?
2014-01-21 02:47:00 PM
1 votes:
Stay classy, ASU.

/U of A grad
2014-01-21 02:45:38 PM
1 votes:
I would say that kids these days are dumb, but I'm pretty sure that the kids at Arizona State have always been dumb.
2014-01-21 02:44:48 PM
1 votes:
I'm sure they mean "MLK BLOCK Party".
 
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