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(KPHO Phoenix)   I have a dream that someday fraternities will stop throwing MLK parties where guests have to wear basketball jerseys, flash gang signs, and drink from watermelon cups   (kpho.com) divider line 150
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2014-01-21 02:37:29 PM
But they didn't say "I hate black people", so they're clearly not prejudiced/racist.
 
2014-01-21 02:39:04 PM
Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy.  Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.
 
2014-01-21 02:39:16 PM
My, but that picture screams "punch me".

Someone else do it, I have to be anyplace but the gym in 26 minutes
 
2014-01-21 02:41:02 PM
Frat Boy act like assholes.  Film at 11!
 
2014-01-21 02:41:38 PM

SirEattonHogg: Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy.  Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.


Don't forget to mention you're stuck in a chair and so very, very scared!
/And a member of the marine core.
 
2014-01-21 02:41:39 PM
OH, and they're farking TeKEs,  big shock there!
 
2014-01-21 02:41:46 PM
Air travel is a biatch around Christmas.
 
2014-01-21 02:44:29 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Air travel is a biatch around Christmas.



o_O
 
2014-01-21 02:44:48 PM
I'm sure they mean "MLK BLOCK Party".
 
2014-01-21 02:45:38 PM
I would say that kids these days are dumb, but I'm pretty sure that the kids at Arizona State have always been dumb.
 
2014-01-21 02:46:41 PM
Those aren't gang signs. That's the sign for a two-pointer and his brother is just pointing at the camera. The one in the middle may have something to do with sucking dick, though.
 
2014-01-21 02:46:54 PM

Rapmaster2000: I would say that kids these days are dumb, but I'm pretty sure that the kids at Arizona State have always been dumb.


The list of articles in the sidebar appears to confirm that.
 
2014-01-21 02:47:00 PM
Stay classy, ASU.

/U of A grad
 
2014-01-21 02:48:21 PM
Stereotypes dont become stereotypes because they are completely untrue.

Of course, they aren't always true, either. Duh. But there is a reason they are stereotypes.
 
2014-01-21 02:50:10 PM

SirEattonHogg: Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy.  Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.


Are you kidding? I think the average Farker knows a lot about top-shelf pussy...
jacksongalaxy.com
...as the weekly Caturday thread clearly shows.
 
2014-01-21 02:50:27 PM

SirEattonHogg: Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy.  Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.


is that like a codicil to the "Warriors Code"?
 
2014-01-21 02:50:41 PM
Go easy on them.  People from Arizona have never actually seen black people in real life.
 
2014-01-21 02:50:52 PM
These Brothers live by a warrior's code, something you wouldn't understand.
 
2014-01-21 02:51:01 PM
I bet the Tri Lambs weren't very happy about this.
 
2014-01-21 02:51:03 PM
And some people actually wish to be young again.  The young are awful.
 
2014-01-21 02:51:37 PM

fredklein: Stereotypes dont become stereotypes because they are completely untrue.

Of course, they aren't always true, either. Duh. But there is a reason they are stereotypes.


I'm not sure if you're talking about the stereotype that the frat is portraying about black people or the stereotype that frats have earned.

/Fraternity brother
//Alpha Gamma Rho - Farm Boy Hicks inc.
///We threw white trash parties, every. single. time.
 
2014-01-21 02:51:45 PM
I am convinced that love is the most durable power in the world. It is not an expression of impractical idealism, but of practical realism. Far from being the pious injunction of a Utopian dreamer, love is an absolute necessity for the survival of our civilization. To return hate for hate does nothing but intensify the existence of evil in the universe. Someone must have sense enough and religion enough to cut off the chain of hate and evil, and this can only be done through love.
 
2014-01-21 02:52:07 PM
pbs.twimg.com
/actual flyer from local event
 
2014-01-21 02:52:09 PM
Hey, it's an excuse to get drunk and molest 16 year-old girls (or 10 year old boys). Frat boys don't need an excuse to drink and molest 16 year old girls ( or 10 year old boys).
 
2014-01-21 02:52:09 PM
Arizona is an honorary Southern Redneck State.
 
2014-01-21 02:52:47 PM
So what's the deal with "White Parties" that young urbanites are so fond of?
 
2014-01-21 02:53:18 PM
So - I need to cancel my "Black History Monf" party now?
 
2014-01-21 02:53:46 PM

fredklein: Stereotypes dont become stereotypes because they are completely untrue.

Of course, they aren't always true, either. Duh. But there is a reason they are stereotypes.


Which stereotype are you referring to, the one about black people flashing gang signs and eating watermelon or the one about fraternity members being racist douchebags?
 
2014-01-21 02:54:12 PM

peewinkle: [pbs.twimg.com image 450x335]
/actual flyer from local event


Holy shiat!  People still live in Flint?  I figured it was like Picher, OK by now.
 
2014-01-21 02:54:14 PM

SirEattonHogg: top shelf pussy.


Roberto Luongo?
 
2014-01-21 02:55:17 PM
Little Known Fact: Dr. King once challenged Dr. J. and his homies to a game of pickup basketball and shattered the glass backboard at the Y, earning himself the nickname "Chocolate Thunder".

Afterwards, he served both teams pancakes. Everyone has a great time until the PTA turned the fire hoses on them.


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2014-01-21 02:55:34 PM
LOL farkin Tekes must be the same across the country.  And timeless.

The TKE chapter at my college 9back in the 80's0 got their charter revoked for their Jim Jones Death Punch party.  Grape Kool Aid spiked with grain alcohol.  To be more accurate, that was the final straw in getting their charter revoked for offensive party themes.

I don't see the big deal, really, if it offends you then don't farkin go.
 
2014-01-21 02:57:20 PM
As a Teke, this shiat just pisses me off.... What a bunch of assholes.
 
2014-01-21 02:57:21 PM

SirEattonHogg: Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we a few people were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy hazing me with a plunger handle.


FTFY.
 
2014-01-21 02:58:09 PM
In my day MLK day = 40s and blunts.
 
2014-01-21 02:58:25 PM
Can we have a Arizona tag?
 
2014-01-21 02:58:45 PM
They should have all gone as single mothers so as not to offend anyone.
 
2014-01-21 02:58:54 PM
they are TKE's. Do a GIS and see how many offensive things their houses have done. most think they are in "delta" house from animal house and it's still the 50s
 
2014-01-21 02:58:57 PM
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2014-01-21 03:00:02 PM
It's almost as if fraternities are just collections of the worst people on campus.
 
2014-01-21 03:00:11 PM

DubtodaIll: So what's the deal with "White Parties" that young urbanites are so fond of?


I would love it if non-whites did that.  That would be so friggin' hilarious.
 
2014-01-21 03:01:15 PM
None of the frats at my alma mater ever had a Martin Luther King Day party, so I guess that's good.  Then again, they all had James Earl Ray Day parties instead, so that's bad.
 
2014-01-21 03:02:20 PM

eddievercetti: Can we have a Arizona tag?


Because of the denim?
 
2014-01-21 03:03:02 PM
Don't care how ignorant and stupid she is...

kpho.images.worldnow.com

Fist...God...Angry...Hit
 
2014-01-21 03:03:48 PM
"If you can't go greek, go TKE.  If you can't go TKE, go home."  was what they used to say in the '80s at my school.  Seems things haven't changed much.
 
2014-01-21 03:04:27 PM
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2014-01-21 03:04:28 PM
In other news, there is such a thing as a "watermelon cup".
 
2014-01-21 03:05:47 PM

Tyrosine: fredklein: Stereotypes dont become stereotypes because they are completely untrue.

Of course, they aren't always true, either. Duh. But there is a reason they are stereotypes.

Which stereotype are you referring to, the one about black people flashing gang signs and eating watermelon or the one about fraternity members being racist douchebags?


Either. Both.
 
2014-01-21 03:06:47 PM

Persnickety: None of the frats at my alma mater ever had a Martin Luther King Day party, so I guess that's good.  Then again, they all had James Earl Ray Day parties instead, so that's bad.


Did they have St. Patties day parties?
 
2014-01-21 03:07:28 PM

MattyBlast: In other news, there is such a thing as a "watermelon cup".


Might be tasty.
 
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